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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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A Man Just Before Marriage - Superman A Man Just After Marriage - Gentleman After 5 Years Of Marriage - Watchman After 10 Years Of Marriage - Doberman...

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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The Privilege Of Friendship Is That V Can Talk Nonsense B Sure,that Nonsense Wil Also B Respected By Each Other

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Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.

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Democracy Does Not Guarantee Equality Of Conditions - It Only Guarantees Equality Of Opportunity.

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The Sucessful Marriage Depends On One Simple Equation....... Wife Having Beauty Secrets And Husband Having Secret Beauties.

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Your L0ve Y0ur L0ve Is My Drug.. Is Said Ur L0ve Your L0ve Is My Drug... I Like Ur Beard:d

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Thousands Laid Down Their Lives So That Our Country Is Breathing This Day Never Forget Their Sacrifice… Happy Independence Day

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Height Of Self-confidence Teacher Asks Student: Why Are You Late... ? Student: Late .. !!! Who Me ... ? No Way Sir ! I'm Alive ......

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If Victory Is Certain Then Even A Coward Can Fight, But The Real Brave Is The One Who Still Dares 2 Fight If He Knows His Defeat Is Certain.my Best Wishes.. ...

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Friendship Is A Package Of Feeling , Nobody Can Make It Nobody Can Delete It Nobody Can Explain It You Can Only Feel It

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time U Cant Hold Heartbeats U Cant Hold Lyf But U Can Hold One Think Dats My Hand 4 Frndship..

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Anger Is The Only Evil Which Makes Love Invisible For A Minute. And Love Is The Only Suspicious Thing Which Is Visible Even After Anger.

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On This Special Day, Best Wishes Go To You, That This Wonderful Love U Share, Lasts Ur Lifetime Through. Happy Anniversary To You My Love...

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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Professor :- When Could Be The India's Biggest Confusion Day??? Student :- Sir When Raksha Bandan Comes On 14th Feb.!

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Company Manager To Peon: This Is Ur Third Lie In This Month,do U Know What We Do With The Liars?? Yes Sir,u Promote Him As A Salesman When They Become Expert 2...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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24 Sweet Hrs Make 1 Sweet Day, 7 Swt Days Mke One Swt Week 4 Swt Weeks Mke 1 Swt Month, But 1 Swt Special Friend Like U Makes Whole Life Sweet.....

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World's Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife.

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand It Got Washed Away.... I Wrote Your Name In The Air It Got Blown Away... I Wrote Your Name On My Heart N ...

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Can U Keep A Secret ?? Between Me And U U Promise?? I Really Need To Tell U This ... . . . I Miss You

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Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those That Mind Don't Matter And Those That Matter Don't Mind...

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair, And When You Do Hold A Party… I Bet Y...

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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If My Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And My Left Leg Was Christmas, Would You Visit Me Between The Holidays?

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Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It,each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Amp Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir.

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Punish Twice For The Same Mistake.

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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Too Bad All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Cabs And Cutting Hair.

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Boss N Secretary Went 2 A Hotel. Boss Asked, Do U Want Me 2 Treat U As A Secretary Or Wife? She Said,as A Wife Boss:ok Then,gud Nite

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.....just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me

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The Secret To Having A Good Marriage Is To Understand That Marriage Must Be Total, It Must Be Permanent And It Must Be Equal.

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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On Your Birthday, I Would Like To Give You Some Words Of Wisdom . . . . . . . Smile While You Still Have Teeth. :d Many Many Happy Returns Of The Da...

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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