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The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That”s Out Always Looks The Best....

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The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best.

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Engg. Viva Rockzzzz Sir-tell Me Ohms Law..... Student-sir I Don't Knw Full.i Knw Only D Last Part Of It.. Sir-ok Tell Me Dat Only.. Student-this Is Called Ohms...

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Wife: You Always Carry My Photo In Your Handbag To The Office. Why? Darling : When There Is A Problem, No Matter How Impossible, I Look At Your Picture And The ...

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A House Is Built By Hands.. But A Home Is Built By Hearts ! U Can Live Without Something.. If U Hav Someone To Live For ! Happy Marriage Anniversary..

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Your Anniversary Is A Timefor Sharing Your Affection;it's Obvious The Two Of Youhave Quite A Deep Connection!happy Anniversary...

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Peace Is More Important Dan All Justice & Peace Was Not Made 4 Da Sake Of Justice, Bt Justice For Da Sake Of Peace.

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Politics - I Don't Know Why, But They Seem To Have A Tendency To Separate Us, To Keep Us From One Another, While Nature Is Always And Ever Making Efforts To Bri...

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control...

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Career Is Like Light And Girls R Like Shadow If U Try To Catch Shadow, U Will Mis D Light If U Walk 2wards D Light Den The Shadow Follows U

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Wife: Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? Husband: Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes.

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Who Is A True Indian? Rajiv Gandhi. Why? ... Beasehe's The Only Leader Who Followed The Pledge... All Indians R My Brothers Sisters Married Foreigner....

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The Secret To Having A Good Marriage Is To Understand That Marriage Must Be Total, It Must Be Permanent And It Must Be Equal.

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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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Teacher : What Is The Opposite Of Laughing?? Student : Fuc*king .. Teacher : Shame On U ..how Is That ?? Student : Laughing Is Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

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Once A Child Went To Kashmir And Started Playing, By Making Small Mountains From Ice Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas And That Child Is Called . . ...

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Sir To Student:what Is The Similarity Btween Girl Frnd Mobile?? Student:- Sir Both Are Diconnected Whenthere Is No Balance..!!

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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I M Getting Married Next Month. I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.....just Bring ...

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If My Phone Is Bothering You By Calling You I Am Sorry. .it Is Voice Ativated And I'm At The Mall. Santa Keeps Yelling,ho Ho Ho!

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair, And When You Do Hold A Party… I Bet Y...

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If Shakespeare's Mom Had An Abortion...!!:-

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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On Independence Day Here’s Wising Our Dreams Of A New Tomorrow Come True For Us… Now And Always!

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We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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'memories Have Their Strange Ways...' They Leave U Alone...when U R In A Crowd... But When U R Alone.. They Stand Around U Like A Crowd....

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|| Height Ofself-confidence ||teacher Tostudent:"you Are Late ...?"student:"late .. !!!who Me ... ?no Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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The Best Medicine In The World Without Any Side Effect Is A Smiling Face I Pray That This Medicine Be Always With U ....... :-) Gööd Night , Sweetdreamzzz !!...

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You Can Count On Me Like 1, 2, 3 - I'll Be There... And I Know When I Need It, I Can Count On You Like 4, 3, 2 And You'll Be There, 'cause That's What Friends A...

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I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot . . . . . . Yes U Realy R Ha Ha Ha...

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Peace Is More Important Dan All Justice & Peace Was Not Made 4 Da Sake Of Justice, Bt Justice For Da Sake Of Peace.

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Some Words Can Be Left Unsaid, Some Feeling Can Be Left Unexpressed, But Person Like U Can Never Be Forgotten On This Day* * Eid Mubarak...

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.... .just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me....

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Sometimes I Sms U, Sometimes I D0n't. Sometimes I R3ply, Sometimes I W0n't. But No Matter How Many Time That Sometimes Is, U R Special N0t 4 Sometimes, But...

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