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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays....

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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On Independence Day Here’s Wising Our Dreams Of A New Tomorrow Come True For Us… Now And Always!

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Engg. Viva Rockzzzz Sir-tell Me Ohms Law..... Student-sir I Don't Knw Full.i Knw Only D Last Part Of It.. Sir-ok Tell Me Dat Only.. Student-this Is Called Ohms...

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A House Is Built By Hands.. But A Home Is Built By Hearts ! U Can Live Without Something.. If U Hav Someone To Live For ! Happy Marriage Anniversary..

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber.

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Remember The Yesterdaysplan Your Tomorrowsand Celebrate Your Todayhappy Anniversary To A Lovely Couplegod Bless Both Of You

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpines And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king

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..-._.--. '-., .' _-' I '-._ _.._._.-.' Love ' -' .-''._/| My , ';'- '. India / '. .' '.,_,.'jai Hind....

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If My Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And My Left Leg Was Christmas, Would You Visit Me Between The Holidays?

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Any Party Which Takes Credit For The Rain Must Not Be Surprised If Its Opponents Blame It For The Drought. -dwight Morrow

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Are You A Religious Person? Because I Might Be Your Answered Prayer. :)

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Heaven Is Where You Have: German Car, Chinese Food, American Salary And Indian Wife H**l Is Where You Have: Chinese Car, German Food, Indian Salary And America...

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North 2 North . South 2 South . . My Best Direction Is . . . Mouth 2 Mouth.

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On This Special Day,best Wishes Go To You,that This Wonderful Love U Share, Lasts Your Lifetime Through.happy Anniversary To You My Love

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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other.

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Zip Open.she Told Him Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss.did U C My Ferrari? Secretary No! I Saw A Small Scooter Wid 2 Punctured Tyres...

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand It Got Washed Away.... I Wrote Your Name In The Air It Got Blown Away... I Wrote Your Name On My Heart N ...

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Words Begin With Abc. Numbers Begin With 123. Music Begins With Do, Re, Mi. And Love Begins With You And Me!.

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control...

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If . . . . Shakespeares Mom Had An Abortion!!:-

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Every One Likes To Join In Govt College But Not Govt School.! Every One Likes To Go To Govt Job But Not To Govt Hospital.! Incredible India. Jai Ho:)...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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The Golden Words Of Mahatma Gandhi:when You Are Right,no Need To Be Angry,when You Are Worng,you Have No Right To Be Angry....

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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If You Have It Love, You Don't Need To Have Anything Else. If You Don't Have It, It Doesn't Matter Much What Else You Have. -sir James M. Barrie......

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Life Is Great When You Have American Salary, German Car, Chinese Food And Indian Wife! But Life Is H**l When You Have American Wife, German Food, Chinese Car An...

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Who Is A True Indian? Rajiv Gandhi. Why? ... Beasehe's The Only Leader Who Followed The Pledge... All Indians R My Brothers Sisters Married Foreigner....

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Height Of Self-confidence Teacher Asks Student: Why Are You Late... ? Student: Late .. !!! Who Me ... ? No Way Sir ! I'm Alive ......

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I Wrote Ur Name On The Sand . It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur Name In My Heart. . I Got A Heart Attack...

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To The Beautiful Ouple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.happy Anniversary

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Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighbourin Table N Wish You”d Ordered That…..

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Before Judging Someone.. Put Ypurself In His/her Shoes.. And Walk A Mile.. And Then.. Party, The Shoes Are Yours And The Person Is A Mile Away.....

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover...

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