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*love B4 Marriage* Janu…tum Nahe To Mei Nahe, Mei Nahe To Tum Nahe…*love After Marriage* “baghairta”…aj Tu Nahe Ya Me Nahe...

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Victory Is Not The Property Of Brilliants. It Is The Crown For Those Who Bow Themselves In Front Of Hard Work & Confidence.

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Teacher : What Is The Opposite Of Laughing?? Student : Fuc*king .. Teacher : Shame On U ..how Is That ?? Student : Laughing Is Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

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Height Of Courage:- A Senior Student While Ragging A Junior........ I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers:- Thats Ok Sir....... But I Will Marry ...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill (ha Ha Ha)...

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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With All The Love An Sms Can Hold, And Happy Wishes Too..this Comes To Say! May This Eid Day Be Wonderful For You

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I Wrote Your Name On The Sand And It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Your Name In The Air And It Got Blown Away, I Wrote Your Name On My Heart And I Got A Heart Attack...

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'difference Between Friend Wife U Can Tell Ur Friend U R My Best Friend But Do U Have Courage Tell To Ur Wife U R My Best Wife?...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary & Private Secretary?ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir & Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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Victory Is Not The Property Of Brilliants. It Is The Crown For Those Who Bow Themselves In Front Of Hard Work & Confidence.

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It Was Once Said That A Black Man Would Be President When Pigs Fly Indeed 100 Days Into Obama's Presidency....swine Flu!!

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party, They Told Him That He Must Put Brown Tie Only. When He Went To Party He Was Shocked? Other Were Wearing Pants Shirts Als...

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Boss N Secretary Went 2 A Hotel. Boss Asked, Do U Want Me 2 Treat U As A Secretary Or Wife? She Said,as A Wife Boss:ok Then,gud Nite

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True Relatives Always Stand Behind U During Bad Times.check Ur Marriage Album. All Your Relatives Were Standing Behind U!

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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1.boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3.f_ _ K 4.p_ N_s 5.pu_s_ . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.books 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse Dirty Mind...

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Height Of Over Confidence, A G I R L S A Y Z W I D A L O T O F M A K E U P ! I L O V E M Y S K I N D U R I N G R A I N. . . . . .)=p...

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On Your Birthday, I Would Like To Give You Some Words Of Wisdom . . . . . . . Smile While You Still Have Teeth. :d Many Many Happy Returns Of The Da...

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Falling Down Is Not Defeat . . . Defeat Is When Your Refuse To Get Up…

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The Pleasure Of Having A Dream Is That It Is A Fantasy. If It Happens, It Was Never Really A Dream, It Was Destiny.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z Have I Missed Something? Yes.. I Missed U...

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Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber.

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New Is The Year, New Are The Hopes And The Aspirations, New Is The Resolution, New Are The Spirits And Forever My Warm Wishes Are For U. Have A Promising And...

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary N Private Secretary ? Think.... Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir ....

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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death, U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife, U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur Loose Motion...

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Special Relations R Hard To Find, They R Rare One Of A Kind.. I Dont Care If I Have Few, I'm D**n Proud That I Have D Best That Includes U.. :-)...

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Sometimes I Sms U, Sometimes I D0n't. Sometimes I R3ply, Sometimes I W0n't. But No Matter How Many Time That Sometimes Is, U R Special N0t 4 Sometimes, But...

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I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot I'm An Ediot . . . . . . Yes U Realy R Ha Ha Ha...

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Wife: Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? Husband: Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes.

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Democracy Does Not Guarantee Equality Of Conditions - It Only Guarantees Equality Of Opportunity.

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Teacher: All Of U Write Ur Girlfreinds Or Boyfriends Name. Boys After Some Time :-finished Sir!! Girls:- Sir Additional Sheet Please!!...

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Are You A Religious Person? Because I Might Be Your Answered Prayer. :)

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I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok Ok Cool. I Agree U R Fool Control Urself April Fool Wishes...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir

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