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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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D Privilege Of Friendship Is Dat We Can Talk Nonsense All D Time N D Funny Thing Is That Nonsense Is Understood, Discussed, Valued, Liked And Respected-)

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When U Count Ur Best Frnd U Maynt Count Me. Wen U Count Ur Close Frnd U Maynt Count Me. But Wen U Really Need A Frnd, Just Start Counting From Me....

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Big Fights Can Break Relations But Small Misunderstandings Can Spoil Relations & D Fact Is "spoiled Relations R More Painful Dn Broken Ones"..

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Usama Asked Kajol,”how’s Ur Life?” She Replied,”kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum.”then Kajol Asked Usama,”what Abt U?” He Replied,”kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb....

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Boyfriend: Do You Think My Salary Is Sufficient For You? Girlfriend: It Is Sufficient For Me, But How Will You Survive?

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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Some Words Can Be Left Unsaid, Some Feeling Can Be Left Unexpressed, But Person Like U Can Never Be Forgotten On This Day* * Eid Mubarak...

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So Many Questions, But The Answers Are So Few, All I Really Know Is, I Miss U!

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Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber.

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Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From Nasa To Satyanasa

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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A Special Smile, A Special Face.a Special Someone I Cant Replace. I Luv U,i Always Will.u Have Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover...

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In Order To Succeed You Must Fail, So That You Know What Not To Do The Next Time

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Im Getting Married Next Month. Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited.... Dont Bring Any Gift...... Just Bring Someone Who Will Marry Me....

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A Special Smile A Special Face.a Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will.uve Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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The Sucessful Marriage Depends On One Simple Equation....... Wife Having Beauty Secrets And Husband Having Secret Beauties.

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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There Are 2 Birds Named I Love You And You Love Me In A House 'you Love Me' Flew Away And Who Is There In House Now? Reply

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A True Wellwisher Is 1 Who Talks About Ur Weakness In Front Of U & Talks About Ur Strength In Front Of Others

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman: Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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1st Class Passed Students Become Doctors And Engineers Earning A Gud Amount. 2nd Class Passed Students Become Mbas Or Cas And Rule The 1st Class Passed. 3rd C...

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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... ! 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot...

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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One Should Not Lose One's Temper Unless One Is Certain Of Getting More And More Angry To The End.

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Ca Paper Has Been Leaked Out. Q) What Is The Capital Of France? On : Students Write Paris Is The Capital Of France Result Day: Students Failed Examiner Comm...

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To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.happy Anniversary

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How I Love You When You Talk A Smile Is Drawn On Your Lips How I Love You When You Cry And Complain And I Seek Comfort In You My Darling , You Are So Beautifu...

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Wife: Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? Husband: Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes.

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Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said “i Do.” The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong;...

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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Tell 1 Thing In Me That U Want To Change To Change It Wat Advice U'd Give Me?? Plz Reply! :-)

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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If U Fallin River There Is A Boat , If U Fall In Well There Is Rope , But If U Fall In Love There Is No Hope

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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New Is The Year, New Are The Hopes And The Aspirations, New Is The Resolution, New Are The Spirits And Forever My Warm Wishes Are For U. Have A Promising And...

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