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I May Not Be A Clock That May Text You 24hrs A Day But My Heart Will Be Like A Clock That Will Not Stop Caring And Saying U R Always Remembered. Miss U!...

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Peace Is More Important Dan All Justice & Peace Was Not Made 4 Da Sake Of Justice, Bt Justice For Da Sake Of Peace.

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Life Is Great When You Have American Salary, German Car, Chinese Food And Indian Wife! But Life Is H**l When You Have American Wife, German Food, Chinese Car An...

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If Shakespeare's Mom Had An Abortion...!!:-

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Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives!

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The Constitution Only Guarantees The American People The Right To Pursue Happiness. You Have To Catch It Yourself.

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There Is Nothing Special About This Msg Except . . . . . .except For The Person Reading It

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You're Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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The More A Person Is Confused By What You Say, The More They Will Agree With You.

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Friendship And Love Are Medicine For Any Kind Of Pain But Be Sure That There Is No Medicine In The World For Pain Given By Love And Friendship....

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Sardar To His Friend. I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go 2 Office And You? Friend: I Kiss Your Wife After U Go To Office.. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha I Kissed First !...

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Pledge Of Boys In Prayer: India Is My Nation, Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Passion,and Wht D H**l Is Ths Education.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Relationship Is Not The Thing To Hold 1's Hand When Thousands Are With You. But When Thousands Are Against You.

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World Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife, Thank You.

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Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife? It Means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime!wife Says: No Darling , It Means :- With Idiot For Ever...

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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Of All Relations,friends Hold The Best Place, No Commitments,no Egos,no Broken Hearts,no Expectations, Just Sharing D Best N Worst!

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U Cant Hold Destiny, U Cant Hold Time.. U Cant Hold Heartbeats, U Cant Hold Life.. But U Can Hold 1 Thing Thats Ur Sweet Nature.. So Hold It Forever...

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Are You A Religious Person? Because I Might Be Your Answered Prayer. :)

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Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It,each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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At A Party. Peter, Said A Man To His Friend, See That Pretty Girl Over There? She's Smiling At Me. Oh Yeah, She Is! And She Really Can Control Herself, Replie...

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A Snake Has Its Poison In Its Teeth. A Dog In Its Tongue..a Scorpio In Its Tale.. Its Only The Human Who Have Poison In Their Hearts.

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Behind Every Successful Student,there Is One Girlfriendbut What About A Failed Student..????????continue Reading...

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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However Often You May Have Done Many Favors To Somebody, But If You Once Refuse, They Forget Everything Except Your Refusal.

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Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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Girrllll. You Must Be A Parking Ticket, Cuz You Got Fine Written All Over You!!! :)

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Special Relations R Hard To Find, They R Rare One Of A Kind.. I Dont Care If I Have Few, I'm D**n Proud That I Have D Best That Includes U.. :-)...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say Elevator, We Say Lift... They Say President, We Say Stupid Psychopathic Git.

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpines And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king

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No Matter How Many Times I Say I Love You It Wouldn't Matter No Matter How Many Times You Say I Love You Too It Wouldn't Matter 'cuz We Can't Say It Enough To M...

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Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party.

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Every One Likes To Join In Govt College But Not Govt School.! Every One Likes To Go To Govt Job But Not To Govt Hospital.! Incredible India. Jai Ho:)...

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Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru Said Laziness Is The Biggest Enemy M.gandhi Said Always Love Your Enemies

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A Special Smile A Special Face.a Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will.uve Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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