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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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What Is The Diff Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of U Torture Is Thinking Of U 2 Much.

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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian - Dost German - Freund Herbew - Chaver French - Ami Pinoy - Kaibigan Dutch - Vrend Mexican - Amigo...

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said “i Do.” The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Str...

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May His Love Fill Your Heart With Joy And Peace This Christmas And Each Day Of The Year To Come

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A Snake Has Its Poison In Its Teeth. A Dog In Its Tongue..a Scorpio In Its Tale.. Its Only The Human Who Have Poison In Their Hearts.

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A Special Smile A Special Face.a Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will.uve Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi!

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Anger Is The Only Evil Which Makes Love Invisible For A Minute. And Love Is The Only Suspicious Thing Which Is Visible Even After Anger.

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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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'the Equation Of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And That 1 Marr...

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Love Is Like War...****easy To Start...****difficult To End...****impossible To Forget .

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Bliss To Fill Ur Souls Peace To Fill Ur Spirits, Joys To Fill The Home You'll Share These Are The Wishes For U With Care Love To Fill Ur Hearts,as Your Happy Ma...

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Teacher: All Of U Write Ur Girlfreinds Or Boyfriends Name. Boys After Some Time :-finished Sir!! Girls:- Sir Additional Sheet Please!!...

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The Wife Says: Am I Fat? The Wife Means: Tell Me I'm Beautiful. The Wife Says: Do You Love Me? The Wife Means: I'm Going To Ask For Something Expensive.... Be...

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*love B4 Marriage* Janu…tum Nahe To Mei Nahe, Mei Nahe To Tum Nahe…*love After Marriage* “baghairta”…aj Tu Nahe Ya Me Nahe...

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In Jheel Si Gehri Aankhoon Main Ik Sham Kahin Aabad To Hois Jheel Kinaray Pal Do Pal Ik Khawab Ka Neela Phool Khilay Wo Phol Baha Dain Lehroon Main Ik Rooz Kabh...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Pretending To Be Happy When You Are In Pain Is Just An Example Of How Strong You Are As A Person.. Still Making That Simple Smile When Every Part Of You Dies.....

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If U Fallin River There Is A Boat , If U Fall In Well There Is Rope , But If U Fall In Love There Is No Hope

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Bush Sent A Coded Message To Saddam.it Read: 370hssv-0773h Saddam Was Stumped And Sent For His Son. His Son Was Stumped Too,so It Went To His Other Son.son Coul...

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The Word 'politics' Is Derived From The Word 'poly', Meaning 'many', And The Word 'ticks', Meaning 'blood Sucking Parasites'.

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Supervisor To A Student Supervisor: Why R U Tensioned? Did U Forget Hallticket, Id Or Calculator? Student: Oh! No Sir By Mistake I Brought 2morow's Exam Bit T...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir!!!!!!...

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Girrllll. You Must Be A Parking Ticket, Cuz You Got Fine Written All Over You!!! :)

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One Of The Penalties For Refusing To Participate In Politics Is That You End Up Being Governed By Your Inferiors.

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A Man Just Before Marriage - Superman A Man Just After Marriage - Gentleman After 5 Years Of Marriage - Watchman After 10 Years Of Marriage - Doberman...

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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Sardar Bunks Office N Goes To Home. He Saw His Wife With His Boss. He Comes Back Running Office And Says, ‘baap Re, Boss Ne Dekh Liya Hota To Maar Daalta....

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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Anger Is The Only Evil Which Makes Love Invisible For A Minute.and Love Is The Only Suspicious Thing Which Is Visible Even After Anger.

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23. What Is The Capital Of India? ( ) India ( ) India ( ) India 24. A, E, I, O And U Are Collectively Called Vowels. What Are E, A,o, U And I Called? 25. F...

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Democracy Does Not Guarantee Equality Of Conditions - It Only Guarantees Equality Of Opportunity.

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind.

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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