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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T..

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Some Words Can Be Left Unsaid, Some Feeling Can Be Left Unexpressed, But Person Like U Can Never Be Forgotten On This Day* * Eid Mubarak...

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Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “yes Dear”...

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If My Phone Is Bothering You By Calling You I Am Sorry. .it Is Voice Ativated And I'm At The Mall. Santa Keeps Yelling,ho Ho Ho!

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Politics - I Don't Know Why, But They Seem To Have A Tendency To Separate Us, To Keep Us From One Another, While Nature Is Always And Ever Making Efforts To Bri...

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India...........

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No Matter How Many Times I Say I Love You It Wouldn't Matter No Matter How Many Times You Say I Love You Too It Wouldn't Matter 'cuz We Can't Say It Enough To M...

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Height Of Self-confidence Teacher Asks Student: Why Are You Late... ? Student: Late .. !!! Who Me ... ? No Way Sir ! I'm Alive ......

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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I M Getting Married Next Month. I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.....just Bring ...

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber.

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On Your Birthday, I Would Like To Give You Some Words Of Wisdom . . . . . . . Smile While You Still Have Teeth. :d Many Many Happy Returns Of The Da...

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The Secret To Having A Good Marriage Is To Understand That Marriage Must Be Total, It Must Be Permanent And It Must Be Equal.

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Teacher Teaching Algebra To Student A=b=c It Means A=c Sir Asked 2 Giv Exampl 4 It Student:sir I Luv U, U Luv Ur Daughter,it Means I Luv Ur Daughter...

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The Privilege Of Friendship Is That V Can Talk Nonsense B Sure,that Nonsense Wil Also B Respected By Each Other

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Special Relations R Hard To Find, They R Rare One Of A Kind.. I Dont Care If I Have Few, I'm D**n Proud That I Have D Best That Includes U.. :-)...

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Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said “i Do.” The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Str...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately....

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North 2 North . South 2 South . . My Best Direction Is . . . Mouth 2 Mouth.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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One Should Not Lose One's Temper Unless One Is Certain Of Getting More And More Angry To The End.

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Friendship Is Like A War, Easy To Start, Difficult To End Impossible To Forget So I Am Having A War With You I Hope You Don't Want Peace......

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Cool Teenage Martian: I Was At A Party On Mercury Last Night. His Friend: Was It Any Good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It Was Really Boring. His Friend: How Co...

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A Special Smile A Special Face.a Special Someone I Cant Replace.i Luv U I Always Will.uve Filled A Space No One Can Fill!

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir!!!!!!...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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A General Asks A Young Lady Officer, Hw She Felt In Services? Lady: Very Fine, Whole Day Passes In Saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir N D Whole Night In No Sir, No Sir....

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Politics Gives Guys So Much Power That They Tend To Behave Badly Around Women. And I Hope I Never Get Into That. -william J. Clinton

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. . Ladies Hostel Caught Fire . . It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control .. . Another 3 Hrs 2 Bring D Firemen Under Control...

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I M Getting Married Next Month.... Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited...... Dont Bring Any Gift.....just Bring Someone Who Ll Marry Me

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When U Count Ur Best Frnd U Maynt Count Me. Wen U Count Ur Close Frnd U Maynt Count Me. But Wen U Really Need A Frnd, Just Start Counting From Me....

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Tell 1 Thing In Me That U Want To Change To Change It Wat Advice U'd Give Me?? Plz Reply!

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpiness And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king...

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