Rajnikanth Messages

Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Rajinikant Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It It Takes Rajanikanth 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Breaking News: Nasa Does Not Exists Any More...! Coz . . . . . . . Rajnikant Purchased All The Rockets For Diwali Celebration........

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants... We All Know Who Won..!!

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Worldcup Schedule 2012: Group 'a' Teams: Aus, Pak, Sl, Nz, Zim, Canada, Kenya, Ind, Sa, Eng, Wi, Ban, Irland, Netherlands. Group 'b' Team: Rajnikant

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Why Armstrong Was Jumping On Moon When He Land First Time ?.. . . . . . Because He Saw Ranjnikant And His Children Were Playing Cricket On Moon . ....

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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What Are Clouds In Sky........... . . . . . Rajnikanth's Smoking Hukka............

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami. . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Was Swimming In The Ocean That Day.....

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc ....... ............................. . And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose D Question...

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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The Statement Nobody Can Cheat Death, Is A Personal Insult To Rajnikanth. Rajni Cheats And Fools Death Everyday.

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners.. U Know Why..? For Playing Carrom......

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