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When Rajinikanth Was A Student, Teacher Used To Bunk Classes! If Rajini Wants 2 Eat Ice-cream What Does He Do? Our Gr8 Rajini Goes To The Himalayas And Starts...

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Rajnikaat Gone For Morning Walk....................... And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.. Why???? Becuse He Reaches America Without Visa...

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Once Rajnikant Opened A Junior College,,,,,,,,,,,,, And Name Of The College Was.. . Rajnikant Institue Of Techonology For Management Of Law In Medical Scienc...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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Breaking News: Nasa Does Not Exists Any More...! Coz . . . . . . . Rajnikant Purchased All The Rockets For Diwali Celebration........

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spiderman Using Bay...

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter Abt How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet Sms.. His Reply Was- . . . . . . Do You Think They Are J...

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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When Rajnikant Switch On His Ac Without Closing The Door..... . . . . . . . . . . Winter Starts In India. !!!...

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Latest Fact The Bikes From Yamaha Company Are R1, R15,r6,rx,rxz Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikanth-)...

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Once James Bond Shoots A Person Nd Says I'm Bond, James Bond. Climax- D Person Catches D Bulet Nd Throws At Bond, Nd Bond Gets Gurted. D Person Says- I'm Kant, ...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Google Wont Find Rajinikanth Because You Dont Find Rajinikanth Rajinikanth Finds You. Rajinikanth Once Had A Heart Attack. His Heart Lost

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