Rajnikanth Messages

Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys..... He Waits Near His House Chimney For... Rajni To Come Down With T...

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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Rajinikanth Never Wet His Bed As A Child. The Bed Wet Itself In Fear. The Only Man Who Ever Outsmarted Rajinikanth Was Stephen Hawking, And He Got What He Dese...

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1 Day Rajnikanth Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy.. He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flyin In D Sky Wit His Broom..today That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Here Are The Latest Rajnikanth Jokes : What Do You Say When Rajnikanth Farts ?? ???????? ???????? ???????? Rajnigandha !! What Do You Call Rajnikanth's ...

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Once Rajnikanth Started Running From Delhi To Chennai.... Guess What The Earth Started Rotating South To North...

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Why Armstrong Was Jumping On Moon When He Land First Time ?.. . . . . . Because He Saw Ranjnikant And His Children Were Playing Cricket On Moon . ....

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Rajinikanth Killed The Dead Sea. There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, It's Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live. Rajinikanth Gave Mona Li...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami. . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Was Swimming In The Ocean That Day.....

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...

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Rajinikanth Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Because He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. Rajinikant...

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Rajinikant Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It It Takes Rajanikanth 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Rajnikant Playing Kbc With Amitabh Bachan And : : : : : : The First Question Is Of 10 Crores . . . .

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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