Rajnikanth Messages

Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isn't Lifting Himself Up. He Is Pushing The Earth Down.

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Once A Boy Was Playing With Snow Balls Of Snow Fall.. Now These Snow Balls Are Known As Himalaya... And That Boy Is Known As Rajnikanth... Yanna Rascala ...

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . -)

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Years Ago Rajnikant Taught A Kid To Play Counter Strike , And Now We Know That Kid As Osama Bin Laden

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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There Are No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq. Rajinikanth Lives In Chennai. Rajinikanth Kills Harry Potter In The Eighth Book.

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Once Rajnikant Opened A Junior College,,,,,,,,,,,,, And Name Of The College Was.. . Rajnikant Institue Of Techonology For Management Of Law In Medical Scienc...

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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