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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Bond, Ironman, Shaktiman, Krish All Visit The Rajni Kanth . . ....... Do U Know Which Day It Was. . . . . Teacher...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Latest Rajni Inventions- 1. Waterproof Towel 2. Pedal Power Wheelchair 3. Book On How 2 Read!! Thats Rajni!!

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And The First Question Was Of 0.5paise...

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Rajni Met A Goat On Da Way .. It Was Doin Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey........ Nd Rajni Hit Da Goat In Anger Nw Tat Goat Is Known As . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Nokia Going 2 Launch Rajnikanth R Series.featuures-20 Sim,never Ending Battery,10sd Card Slots,mini Rocketlauncher,microwave,tent,and Much More...:p

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants... We All Know Who Won..!!

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Once A Boy Was Playing With Snow Balls Of Snow Fall.. Now These Snow Balls Are Known As Himalaya... And That Boy Is Known As Rajnikanth... Yanna Rascala ...

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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Rajnikant.. Once Wrote His Autobiography - The Book Is Today Known As The Guiness Book Of World Records!

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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Nokia Is Xpected 2launch Nokia R-1 Rajni Series In 2012 With 10 Sims At A Time , 500gb Memory, 320 M Pixal Cam, Tv.fridge,a.c,car ,washing Machine N Bore Well I...

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Years Ago Rajnikant Taught A Kid To Play Counter Strike , And Now We Know That Kid As Osama Bin Laden

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries. . . Why ? . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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