Rajnikanth Messages

Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys..... He Waits Near His House Chimney For... Rajni To Come Down With T...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Rajni Met A Goat On Da Way .. It Was Doin Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey........ Nd Rajni Hit Da Goat In Anger Nw Tat Goat Is Known As . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter Abt How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet Sms.. His Reply Was- . . . . . . Do You Think They Are J...

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Rajinikant Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It It Takes Rajanikanth 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikant In Dance......... . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In D Film 'guzaarish'....

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Rajinikanth Killed The Dead Sea. There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, It's Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live. Rajinikanth Gave Mona Li...

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