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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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What Are Clouds In Sky........... . . . . . Rajnikanth's Smoking Hukka............

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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If Rajnikant Want To Go America What Will He Do?? Will He Catch Flight? No ! ! ! Will He Fly ? ? No ! ! He Will Jump And Earth Will Rotate And Rajni Comes Down....

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikant And Refused To Pay Back.... . . . . . . . . . . . . That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Galileo Used Lamp 2 Study. Graham Bell Used Candle 2 Study. Shakspeare Studied In Street Light, But Do U Know Abt Rajnikant ????? . ....... . . Only Agarbatti....

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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If U Wnt 2 Pass Xams, . Just At D Beginning Of Every Answer Write... . 'according To Rajnikant..' ... Get Full Marks Guaranteed...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Fact Of Pyramids- Pyramids Of Egypt R Actually Not Built By Egyptians Those R . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects..:-p:)-)...

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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1 Day Rajnikanth Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy.. He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flyin In D Sky Wit His Broom..today That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Latest Fact The Bikes From Yamaha Company Are R1, R15,r6,rx,rxz Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikanth-)...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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