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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Once Rajnikant On A Bicycle Challenged Michel Schumacher Driving An F1 Car. Guess Who Won? Schumacher .... Bcaz Slow N Steady Wins The Race !!!!!!...

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Rajni Met A Goat On Da Way .. It Was Doin Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey........ Nd Rajni Hit Da Goat In Anger Nw Tat Goat Is Known As . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . -)

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Galileo Used Lamp 2 Study. Graham Bell Used Candle 2 Study. Shakspeare Studied In Street Light, But Do U Know Abt Rajnikant ????? . ....... . . Only Agarbatti....

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided To Share One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World. Thus...google Was Born!!

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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If You Spell Rajanikant Wrong On Google.. It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajinikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance. Mind It! )...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spiderman Using Bay...

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikant And Refused To Pay Back.... . . . . . . . . . . . . That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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