Rajnikanth Messages

Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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When Rajinikanth Was A Student, Teacher Used To Bunk Classes! If Rajini Wants 2 Eat Ice-cream What Does He Do? Our Gr8 Rajini Goes To The Himalayas And Starts...

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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Once Rajnikanth Taught A Child How 2 Open A Door Widout Ringing A Bell......today Dat Child Is Known As Inspector Daya Of Cid....!!

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa .. ? ... N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Yanna Rascalla !! Mind It! )...

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Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided To Share One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World. Thus...google Was Born!!

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Rajni Met A Goat On Da Way .. It Was Doin Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey Bey........ Nd Rajni Hit Da Goat In Anger Nw Tat Goat Is Known As . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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Once Day A Cobra Bit Rajnikaant's Leg And After Five Days Of Executing Pain The Cobra Died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Rajnikant Was Playing Chess. He Moved His Queen Near To His Rook.... Next Day's Headline News Statue Of Liberty Found Near To Qutub Minar....

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Rajni Slam Book:- Name:rajnikant(name To Suna Hoga) Hobby:playing With Tigers And Lions My Record:faught With Elephant And Broke Its Neck,jumped Over A Giraffe ...

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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Rajinikanth Does Not Own A Stove, Oven, Or Microwave, Because Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That's Why There Are N...

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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