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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes ............ . . . . .... . . . Now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Here Are The Latest Rajnikanth Jokes : What Do You Say When Rajnikanth Farts ?? ???????? ???????? ???????? Rajnigandha !! What Do You Call Rajnikanth's ...

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1 Day Rajnikanth Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy.. He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flyin In D Sky Wit His Broom..today That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter

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Once Rajinikanth Pencil Broke While Giving The Cat Exam. Then Onwards, Cat Was Online... :)

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Rajinikanth Killed The Dead Sea. There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, It's Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live. Rajinikanth Gave Mona Li...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners.. U Know Why..? For Playing Carrom......

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . ....

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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