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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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A Scientist Can't B A President,but Kalam Did It A Conducter Cant'b A Hero,bt Rajnikant Did It. A Monkey Cant Operate Mobile,but Jiyo Mere Dost,u Rock...

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Nokia Is Xpected 2launch Nokia R-1 Rajni Series In 2012 With 10 Sims At A Time , 500gb Memory, 320 M Pixal Cam, Tv.fridge,a.c,car ,washing Machine N Bore Well I...

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Once Rajinikanth Told A Kid, Go To H*ll. Today That Kid Is Known As Yamraj Airtel Uses Rajinikanth's Sim...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Once Rajnikant Opened A Junior College,,,,,,,,,,,,, And Name Of The College Was.. . Rajnikant Institue Of Techonology For Management Of Law In Medical Scienc...

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Rajnikant Playing Kbc With Amitabh Bachan And : : : : : : The First Question Is Of 10 Crores . . . .

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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What Are Clouds In Sky........... . . . . . Rajnikanth's Smoking Hukka............

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Bond, Ironman, Shaktiman, Krish All Visit The Rajni Kanth . . ....... Do U Know Which Day It Was. . . . . Teacher...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys..... He Waits Near His House Chimney For... Rajni To Come Down With T...

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And The First Question Was Of 0.5paise...

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spiderman Using Bay...

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Rajinikanth Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Because He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. Rajinikant...

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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