Rajnikanth Messages

Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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1 Day Rajnikanth Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy.. He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flyin In D Sky Wit His Broom..today That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . ....

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikant And Refused To Pay Back.... . . . . . . . . . . . . That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race.. . . . . . Don't Ever Try To Guess What Happened... . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear......

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Years Ago Rajnikant Taught A Kid To Play Counter Strike , And Now We Know That Kid As Osama Bin Laden

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Michael Jordan Died After This- Jordan: I Can Spin A Basket Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours..! Can You? Rajnikanth: What Do You Think How The Earth Spins??...

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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Once Rajnikanth Taught A Child How 2 Open A Door Widout Ringing A Bell......today Dat Child Is Known As Inspector Daya Of Cid....!!

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners.. U Know Why..? For Playing Carrom......

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes ............ . . . . .... . . . Now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study. Graham Bell Used Candle To Study. Shakespeare Studied In Street Light. But, Do You Know About Rajnikant...? Only Agarbatti...!...

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Once Rajnikanth Started Running From Delhi To Chennai.... Guess What The Earth Started Rotating South To North...

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