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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikant In Dance......... . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In D Film 'guzaarish'....

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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You Cant Beat Dis One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai... . . . . Rajnikant Stopped It In Lonavala. :d...

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa .. ? ... N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Yanna Rascalla !! Mind It! )...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Rajnikant.. Once Wrote His Autobiography - The Book Is Today Known As The Guiness Book Of World Records!

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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Rajinikanth Once Got Into A Fight With A Vcr Player. Now It Plays Dvds. Rajinikanth Can Slam A Revolving Door.

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Galileo Used Lamp 2 Study. Graham Bell Used Candle 2 Study. Shakspeare Studied In Street Light, But Do U Know Abt Rajnikant ????? . ....... . . Only Agarbatti....

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Once A Boy Was Playing With Snow Balls Of Snow Fall.. Now These Snow Balls Are Known As Himalaya... And That Boy Is Known As Rajnikanth... Yanna Rascala ...

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Rajinikanth Does Not Own A Stove, Oven, Or Microwave, Because Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That's Why There Are N...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks:--...

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys..... He Waits Near His House Chimney For... Rajni To Come Down With T...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Once Rajnikant Opened A Junior College,,,,,,,,,,,,, And Name Of The College Was.. . Rajnikant Institue Of Techonology For Management Of Law In Medical Scienc...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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