Rajnikanth Messages

When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Rajinikant Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It It Takes Rajanikanth 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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One Day Rajnikanth Gonna F****d His Wife Hardly..guess Wat Happen?? . . . . . . His Wife Gave Birth To A Pregnant Girl..

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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Rajinikanth Does Not Own A Stove, Oven, Or Microwave, Because Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That's Why There Are N...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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Rajnikant Was Playing Chess. He Moved His Queen Near To His Rook.... Next Day's Headline News Statue Of Liberty Found Near To Qutub Minar....

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Once Rajnikanth Started Running From Delhi To Chennai.... Guess What The Earth Started Rotating South To North...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can Spea...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Rajni Slam Book:- Name:rajnikant(name To Suna Hoga) Hobby:playing With Tigers And Lions My Record:faught With Elephant And Broke Its Neck,jumped Over A Giraffe ...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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There Are No Weapons Of Mass Destruction In Iraq. Rajinikanth Lives In Chennai. Rajinikanth Kills Harry Potter In The Eighth Book.

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans-dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants... We All Know Who Won..!!

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