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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Once Rajnikanth Started Running From Delhi To Chennai.... Guess What The Earth Started Rotating South To North...

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners.. U Know Why..? For Playing Carrom......

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race.. . . . . . Don't Ever Try To Guess What Happened... . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear......

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Rajinikanth Can Draw A Circle On A Paper Wid The Help Of A Pencil And Scale... Time Will Die When His Rajinikanth Comes :) Rajini Can Make Shakira's Hips Lie....

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Rajnikant Can Watch Movie In Nokia 1100 And. And. And. The Rajnikant Award Goes To Oscar!!!

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Rajnikant Was Playing Chess. He Moved His Queen Near To His Rook.... Next Day's Headline News Statue Of Liberty Found Near To Qutub Minar....

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Rajinikanth Can Make Onions Cry. .... ...... Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Pr

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Nokia Going 2 Launch Rajnikanth R Series.featuures-20 Sim,never Ending Battery,10sd Card Slots,mini Rocketlauncher,microwave,tent,and Much More...:p

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study. Graham Bell Used Candle To Study. Shakespeare Studied In Street Light. But, Do You Know About Rajnikant...? Only Agarbatti...!...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided To Share One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World. Thus...google Was Born!!

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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Here Are The Latest Rajnikanth Jokes : What Do You Say When Rajnikanth Farts ?? ???????? ???????? ???????? Rajnigandha !! What Do You Call Rajnikanth's ...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries. . . Why ? . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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