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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa .. ? ... N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Yanna Rascalla !! Mind It! )...

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Once A Boy Was Playing With Snow Balls Of Snow Fall.. Now These Snow Balls Are Known As Himalaya... And That Boy Is Known As Rajnikanth... Yanna Rascala ...

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Michael Jordan Died After This- Jordan: I Can Spin A Basket Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours..! Can You? Rajnikanth: What Do You Think How The Earth Spins??...

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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Rajnikant Once Taught A Boy Table Tennis That Boy Is Now-roger Federer But Wen He Didnt Gave Fees Then Rajnikant Taught Lawn Tennis To Rafel Nadal....

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . ....

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Recent Intel Research Shows That, Till 2013, People Will Start Using Hardisk Of Capacity.. . .... . . . . 1 Rb(rajnibyte)......

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Rajnikant Can Watch Movie In Nokia 1100 And. And. And. The Rajnikant Award Goes To Oscar!!!

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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Once Rajnikant Buy 40 Acers Of Squre Land And Make 4 Wells In All 4 Corners.. U Know Why..? For Playing Carrom......

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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