Rajnikanth Messages

Once Rajnikanth Started Running From Delhi To Chennai.... Guess What The Earth Started Rotating South To North...

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Usa Vs India Power Usa-10000 Nuclear Weapons... 60000 Army 10000 Tanks 12000 Airforce 3000 Ships India- Rajnikanth And Chulbul Pandey..... Yo...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami. . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Was Swimming In The Ocean That Day.....

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikant In Dance......... . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In D Film 'guzaarish'....

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes ............ . . . . .... . . . Now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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What Are Clouds In Sky........... . . . . . Rajnikanth's Smoking Hukka............

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans-dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Bond, Ironman, Shaktiman, Krish All Visit The Rajni Kanth . . ....... Do U Know Which Day It Was. . . . . Teacher...

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study. Graham Bell Used Candle To Study. Shakespeare Studied In Street Light. But, Do You Know About Rajnikant...? Only Agarbatti...!...

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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Dhhom-3 With Go Green Theme. Jhon N Hrithik Rob Money N Escape On Super Bikes. Rajnikanth Catch Both On Cycle N Says, Save Fuel , Use Cycle....

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Fact Of Pyramids- Pyramids Of Egypt R Actually Not Built By Egyptians Those R . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects..:-p:)-)...

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Rajnikant.. Once Wrote His Autobiography - The Book Is Today Known As The Guiness Book Of World Records!

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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I Dont Fear Exams Now Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer Ill Write. According To Rajnikant.

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Rajinikanth Can Draw A Circle On A Paper Wid The Help Of A Pencil And Scale... Time Will Die When His Rajinikanth Comes :) Rajini Can Make Shakira's Hips Lie....

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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