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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Once Rajnikant On A Bicycle Challenged Michel Schumacher Driving An F1 Car. Guess Who Won? Schumacher .... Bcaz Slow N Steady Wins The Race !!!!!!...

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Once Day A Cobra Bit Rajnikaant's Leg And After Five Days Of Executing Pain The Cobra Died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Rajinikanth Killed The Dead Sea. There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, It's Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live. Rajinikanth Gave Mona Li...

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Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Was Born 100 Years Ago?? The British Would Have Fought For Their Independence.

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Nokia Going 2 Launch Rajnikanth R Series.featuures-20 Sim,never Ending Battery,10sd Card Slots,mini Rocketlauncher,microwave,tent,and Much More...:p

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Rajnikant's 1 Rs Coin Fell From The Balcony . Rajnikant Reached Down But Din't Find It? Why? Why? Bcoz Rajnikant Reached Down Before The Coin Could!

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If You Spell Rajanikant Wrong On Google.. It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajinikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance. Mind It! )...

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Latest Fact The Bikes From Yamaha Company Are R1, R15,r6,rx,rxz Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikanth-)...

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Impossible May Be Spelled As 'i M Possible....' . . But . Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As Rajni Can't..

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Aptitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In ...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In Monsoon... Rain Stopped Due To Play...!!!

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Rajini...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Here Are The Latest Rajnikanth Jokes : What Do You Say When Rajnikanth Farts ?? ???????? ???????? ???????? Rajnigandha !! What Do You Call Rajnikanth's ...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Child How To Open A Door Without Ringing The Door Bell. Today That Child Is Known As Inspector Daya !!!!!

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study. Graham Bell Used Candle To Study. Shakespeare Studied In Street Light. But, Do You Know About Rajnikant...? Only Agarbatti...!...

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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If Rajnikant Want To Go America What Will He Do?? Will He Catch Flight? No ! ! ! Will He Fly ? ? No ! ! He Will Jump And Earth Will Rotate And Rajni Comes Down....

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Worldcup Schedule 2012: Group 'a' Teams: Aus, Pak, Sl, Nz, Zim, Canada, Kenya, Ind, Sa, Eng, Wi, Ban, Irland, Netherlands. Group 'b' Team: Rajnikant

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . . Foe Playing Chess...

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