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F Ur World Is Spinning Around And Ur Heart Is Beating Fast.. Do U Think Its Love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na Its Called High Blood Pressure

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What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ??? . . . . Everyone Knows The Mercedes Bends -

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# Moral Of The Movie Ghajini Whenever Going To Meet Your Girlfriend Make Sure U Have Your Cell Phone.. N When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Your Cell Phone Silent

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# Great Calculation: Only 20 Boys Have Brains. So What Do The Rest Have? . . . . . They Have Girl Friends:p

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Police Arrestd A Drunkard Askd: Where R U Goin? Man: I'm Goin 2 Listen Lecture On Ill Effcts Of Drinking. Cop: Who'll Lecture At Midnite? Man: My Wife.....

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Why Did 18 Sardars Go To A Movie? Because Below 18 Was Not Allowed.

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# Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.

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# True Love Is Like A Pillow. U Could Hug It When Ur In Trouble. U Could Cry On It When Ur In Pain. U Could Embrace It When Ur Happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.5...

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