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A Coin Is Easy To Earn, A Friend Is Hard To Find. The Coin Depreciates But A Friend Appreciates. I Lost A Coin When I Smsed U, But It's Okay Because I Got U.

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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Book-u Love Me Perfume-u Respect Me Picture-i M Ur Ideal Cosmetics-u Like 2 Be With Me Clothes-i M Ur Need Shoes-u Hate Me Pen-u Think Me Im Ur Special Friend...

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A Lot Of Aunties Crowded At A Bookshop Due To A Typing Mistake In Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was. Special Offer: Get New B***s (books) In Exchange Of Old...

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Boy - If You Have Not Hand You Wear Gloves? Girl - No Never.. Boy - So Why Do You Wear A Bra?????

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The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is... Marriage...

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Ever Wonder Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? It's A Way Of Saying Please: Water My Garden And Sow Seeds To Grow New Flowers.

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush

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Friendship Is A Package Of Feelings , Nobody Can Make It , Nobody Can Delete It , Nobody Can Explain It , You Can Only Feel It....

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Your Wealth, Beauty And Status Are To Be Remembered For Some Time, But Your Good Character Will Rule Over The Hearts Forever.

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I Miss Stars , Stars Think I'm Serious But I'm Joking........... I Miss Moon , Moon Thinks I'm Serious But I'm Joking........... I Miss U , U Think I'm Joking B...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue. Smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday :...

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A Man Always Singing Under The Water What Is His Name? Jalandarsingh

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Girl: Excuse Me Brother Thats My Seat. Boy: Ok But I'm Not Ur Brother My Father Never Touched Your Mom Girl: True,but My Father Did Moral: Dont B Ove...

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A Friendless Life Is Like A Flowerless Garden....... But I Have A Beautiful Garden With A Wonderful Flowers One Flower Is Just Reading My Sms..........

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Love Is Possible After Frndship But Frndship Is Not Possible After Love... Bcoz Medicine Work Before Death... But After Death No Use Of It.........

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U Must B A Gud Runner Bcoz U R Always Running In My Mind, U Must B A Gud Thief Bcoz U Hav Stolen My Heart, And I Am Alwz A Bad Shooter Bcoz I Miss You Always.

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I Really Want 2 Talk Wit Ur Sister,i Can Stop Tinking About Wat I Want 2 Say 2 Ur Sister,my Heart May Stop Beatin If I Fail 2 Tell Her Hw Much I Luv U.

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When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

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Kissing A Girl On Her Hand Is Respect... Kissing Her On Her Cheek Is Care... Kissing Here On The Lips Is Love... And Kissing Her On Her Lips In Front Of Her Boy...

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The Biggest Suspence Of Life Is That You Know The Person For Whom You Are Praying..! But You Never Know The Person Who Is Praying For You...!

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill . . . . So, Please Dont Look At Me . . . . I Dont Wanna See You Die.!...

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Sometimes I Dont Say Hi Sometimes I Dont Reply Sometimes I Dont Message U But It Doesn't Means That I Forget U I Am Giving U Time To Miss Me...

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Life Is A Railway Station Where Love Is A Train, It Would Come Go Anytime But Friendship Is A Railway Track ==================== It Remains Forever So Make Go...

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Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! ...girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Br...

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A Cute For Those Who Believe In Frndship? It's Not Necssary 2 Share Every Secret Between Two Frnd But It Is Important That What Ever You Share Is True !

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!...

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Distance Never Separates Any Relation, Time Never Builds Any Relation, If Feelings Are True From Heart, Then Friends Are Always Friends!!!

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Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!

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Their Are Moments In Life When You Really Miss Someone. And You Wish You Could Just Pluck Them From Your Dreams..!

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The One Who Holds Your Hand When You Are In A Problem Is Surely Your Friend But A True Friend Is One Who Holds Your Hand More Tightly When You Say Leave Me Alon...

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No Matter Wether Guys Are Driving Ferrari, Bmw Accord, Or Corrola,, They Cant Overlook A Girls College Van:d...

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Friendship Is A Silent Gift Of Nature.. More Old .. More Strong.. More Deep.. More Clear.. More Close.. More Warm.. Less Words.. More Understanding.......

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Girls And Lamborg Is Same Coz Its Easy To Get Them But Its Very Hard To Maintain....

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Friendship Is Like Needle Of A Clock,though We Are In Same Clock But We Cant Meet Even If We Meet Its Only For A Sec,but We Always Stay Connected...

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F Ur World Is Spinning Around And Ur Heart Is Beating Fast.. Do U Think Its Love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na Its Called High Blood Pressure

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Nothing Is Old Nothing Is New - Just A Matter Of Point Of View - Enjoy Life As Happy Days R Few - Bcz Life Is Ocean Happy Moments R Like Dew... :)...

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The Person Who Loves U A Lot Will Alwys Do 2 Thing Extremely For You. 1. Caring Silently 2. Hurting Openly. To Make U Perfect.

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Birth Is The Start Of Life Beauty Is The Art Of Life Love Is The Part Of Life Death Is The Last Of Life But, Friend Is The Heart Of Life...

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