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Why Is S*x Similar To Shaving? Well, Because No Matter How Well U Do It Today, Tomorrow U Hav To Do It Again.

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It's Better To Stay Away From Girls. Only One Or Two Can Bring Smile To Your Life, Remaining Will Steel Your Happiness From Your Life......

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Man :is There Any Way For Long Life? Doctor : Get Married.man : Will It Help? Doctor : No, But The Thought Of Long Life Will Never Come....

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I Have 100 Reasons Why I Love U. 10,000 Reasons Why I Care 4 U. And 10 Million Reasons Why I Miss U. But I Just Have 1 Thing 2 Tell U: I Thank God 4 Having U.

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Reach Out And Touch Your Closest Friend, The Depth Of Friendship Has No End. As Hands Spread Out Across The Earth, You'll Find The World's Most Perfect Worth....

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The 'opener' Refers To The First Day Of Deer Season. It's A Religious Holiday Held The Closest Saturday To The First Of November.

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May The Festival Of Lights Brighten Up You And Your Near And Dear Ones Lives. Happy Diwali..!!

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I M Feeling So Happy, Do U Know Why? Cuz I M So Lucky, Do U Know How? Cuz God Loves Me. Do U Know How? Cuz He Gave Me A Gift. Do U Know What? Its You ...

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In My Life I Learned How: To Love To Smile To Be Happy To Be Strong To Work Hard To Be Honest To Be Faithful To Forgive But I Could Not Learn How To Stop Rememb...

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Beautiful Lines Said By A Husband To His Wife: I Must Admit You Brought Religion Into My Life, Sweet Heart, I Never Believed In H**l Until I Met You. Desire_be...

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Heart Touching I Thought I Only Love You .. But Behind You I Find A Big Queue .. I Tried To Complain God But He Was Also In The Queue.... How Sweet You Are........

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Russian: Sir We Got A Huge Order From Usa For 16 Inches Condoms. I Think It Is To Embrass Us. Boss: No Problem! Complete The Order And Mark Them Small Size....

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For This, Is A Special Time When Family And Friends Get Together,for Fun. Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This Festive Season Of Diwali And A...

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When My Arms Cant Reach People Who R Close To My Heart, I Always Hug Them With My Prayers. May God Grant U What Ur Heart Desires N Keep U Happy.. Goo...

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Give A Single Moment Out Of Ur Busy Life, Hope I Can Make U Smile N Say . . . . . . . I Miss U.

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Hi Dont Vary Be Happy In Life And Enjoy Your Beautifull Life ***************************

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Just Imagine Life Without Girls The Result === Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Flowers No Candles No Perf...

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The Ultimate Truth Of Life Iz That Success Kisses You In Private But Failure Always Slaps U In Public!!!!.

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The Importance Of A Good Friend In Our Life Is Just Like The Importance Of Our Heartbeats!!!!!! Its Not Visible But Silently Support Our Life.........

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Boy: But I've Got 2 Words For You. Girl: What ? Boy: I Love You. Girl: Huh! Isn't That 3 Words ? Boy: Yeah! But Because You And I Are One....

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Touching Words Of A Frnd Whose Heart Was Broken By His Best Frnd: I'm Not Upset That You Lied 2 Me, I'm Upset That 4m Now On I Cant Believe U....

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings The Door Bell Of A Girls Home. And Asks: Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.....

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Comfurtability Is Not The Only One In The Life, It Will Be More Beautiful After You Face The Pain.

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Your Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Succeed U In Ev...

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A Friend Gives Hope When Life Is Low, A Friend Is A Place When You Have Nowhere To Go, A Friend Is Honest, A Friend Is True. A Friend Is Precious A Friend Is ...

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4 All My Dear Friends!!! The World Is Round, We Will Meet Again..... When We Will Meet Again, I Will Ask You How Are You? Hope You Will Not Ask Who Are You?...

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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.

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Night Prayer Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat......

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A Girl Loved A Boy Sincerely, Truly More Than Her Own Life...! For More Jokes, Recharge Rs.30/month. . .conditions Apply!

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You Are A Part Of A Puzzle Of Someone's Life. You May Never Know Where You Fit, But Always Remember That Someone's Life May Not Be Complete Without You!...

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Beautiful Things Happen To Beautiful People With Beautiful Hearts In Beautiful Places. I Pray Every Day God Adds More Beauty To Ur Beautiful Life.

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Problem With Guys: They Make U Believe That They Love U When They Don't..!! Problem With Girls: They Make U Believe They Don't Love U When They Do.:-...

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Thats You My Friend F: Field Of Love!.. R: Root Ofjoy!.. I: Island Of God!.. E: End Of Sorrow!.. N: Name Of Hope!.. D: Door Of Understanding! Dats You My Friend...

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A Good Friend Will Always Be In Memory A Better Friend Will Always Be In Dreams But The Best Friend Will Always Be In Heart Like U...

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Whats Attitude? . Ricky Ponting Says God Sent Me To Earth To Show People How To Play Cricket. . . . . . Sachin Tendulkar Replied I Never Sent Anybody.:)...

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How 2 Grow Strong Relation?pick Da Good Heart,plant It In A Pot Of Trust,water Wid Emotions,add Some Faith,remove Misunderstandings,&nourish Wid Love......

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A Simple Friend Thinks The Friendship Over When You Have An Argument. A Real Friend Knowns That It's Not A Friendship Until After You've Had A Fiight....

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Happiness Keeps U Sweet; Trials Make U Strong; Sorrows Keep U Human; Failure Makes U Humble; Success Keeps U Glowing & God Keeps U Going! God Bless U!

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In Life.. Some Know You.. Some Remember You.. Some Like You.. Some Understand You.. Some Care For You.. But.. A True Friend Does All Above Always Hopes The Bes...

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