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Russian: Sir We Got A Huge Order From Usa For 16 Inches Condoms. I Think It Is To Embrass Us. Boss: No Problem! Complete The Order And Mark Them Small Size....

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A Ship Was Sinking. Captain: Does Any One Know How To Pray? A Priest Comes Forward And Says He Can Pray. Captain: Ok Priest, You Pray; Everyone Else In Ship Wil...

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It Takes Three Seconds To Say I Love You And Three Hours To Explain And Whole Life Time To Prove It

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The One Who Holds Your Hand When You Are In A Problem Is Surely Your Friend But A True Friend Is One Who Holds Your Hand More Tightly When You Say Leave Me Alon...

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A Great Friendship Is Based On Two Main Things: First... To Celebrate The Similarities, And Second... To Respect The Differences.

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1 Day God Tested Me, He Erased All My Memory Asked Do U Remember Any1? I Told Ur Name. God Smiled Said Some Viruses Cannot Be Deleted....

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If U Think I Miss U All The Time U R Wrong I Miss U Only When I Think About U But Damm It I Think U All The Time I Miss U !!!

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Dont Think How Many Moments In Your Life, Just Think How Much Life Is There In A Moment.

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Two Things Are Important In Our Life.!. Friend Friendship First One, You Should Make.! Second One, You Should...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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When I Look At You, I Cannot Deny There Is God, Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One As Wonderful N Beautiful As You

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The Happiest Person Doesn't Have The Best Of Everything In Life. Perhaps He Is Just Good In Making The Best Of Everything That Life Brings Along His Way. Stay H...

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When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

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If Friends Were Flowers I Would Not Pick You! I'll Let You Grow In The Garden Cultivate You With Love And Care So I Can Keep You As A Friend 4ever!! :-)

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God Just Called Me And Told Me That Their Most Beautifal Angel Disapered. Dont Worry I Didnt Tell Them Were Are You!

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If I Could Pull Down The Rainbow I Would Write Ur Name With It Put It Back In The Sky To Let Everybody Know How Colorful My Life Is With A Friend Like U!!!

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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H=- Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This World.. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger..!!...

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Birth Is The Start Of Life Beauty Is The Art Of Life Love Is The Part Of Life Death Is The Last Of Life But, Friend Is The Heart Of Life...

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Whatisthemostuncommonthinginthisworld?....guess......guess.. Guess.........-it's........common Sense !!!!...

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Two Things Are Important In Our Life.!. First:- Friend Second:- Friendship First One, You Should Make.!. Second One, You Should Keep.!...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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When I Was Young I Begged God For A Bike, But God Does Not Work That Way... So I Stole A Bike And Begged For Forgiveness!

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School Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir And Guru Nanak Dev Ji? Student: All Of Them Were Born On Indian Centre Govt Holidays!...

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I Cant 5nd Reason Y God Made U Close 2 Me, But Tats Not Ques 2 Be Askd. May B Ques Is : How Did He Know I Needed A Friend Like U.

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The Truth About Human Tongue:- It Takes 3 Yrs To Learn How To Use It. But, It Takes Lifetime To Learn When & Where To Use It..! Have A Nice Day.!

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Once A While Good People Need A Reminder Of How Special And Lovable They Are... With This Message, Consider Yourself Reminded !!

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Never Pray God 2 Give U What U Want . Just Pray Him To Give U What U Deserve. Because Many Times U May Desire Less And U Deserve More...........

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L : Love I : Incidents F : Friends E : Emotions If F Miss In Life Then Life Becomes (lie) So Don't Miss Ur Friends..................

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I Can't Find Any Reason Why God Introduced U To Me? But That's Not The Question To Be Asked, The Question Is, How Did God Know That I Needed A Friend Like U!!!...

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F- Field Of Luv R- Root Of Joy I- Island Of God E- End Of Sorrow N- Name Of Hope D- Door Of Understanding.. Thats Friend!!!

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New Day New Morning New Hopes New Plans New Efforts New Success New Feelings I Pray- God Gives U A Happy Nd Successful Day. Gud Morning..!...

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I Asked God To Bless U.. He Did It. I Asked Him To Love U.. He Did It. I Asked Him To Make U Happy... He Smiled N Said, Ur Sms Will Do Better.....

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The Words That Escape A Friend's Mouth Are I'll Be There When You Say You Need Me But The Words That Are Unheard From A True Friend's Heart Are I'll Be Ther...

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life? I Will Say: My Life? You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!

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Morning Is God’s Way Of Saying 1 More Time… Go, Live Life, Make A Difference, Touch One’s Heart, Encourage 1’s Mind Inspire 1’s Soul & Enjoy The Day...

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U Cant Tap Ur Spine 4 A Job Well Done, U Cant Hug Urself 4cmfrt, U Cant Cry On Ur Shouldrs Wen Tears Fal.. Dats Y U Hv Frnz In Life.let Dem Do Wtevr U Cant:-)...

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When God Opened The Window Of The Heaven He Asked Me: What Is Your Wish For Today? I Said : Please Take Special Care Of The Person Reading This!!!!!

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If Girls Vomit Her Parents Ask Who Is That Stupid Dog?? If Boys Vomit His Parents Ask Stupid Dog, Are U Drunk?? Moral: If A Boy Or A Girl Vomits, A Boy Alway...

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