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A Guy In A Concert Approached A Gorgeous Gal And Said, Are You A Rockstar? The Girl Replied, No. And The Guy Said, If You're Not A Rockstar Why Do You Rock My ...

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__landpar__ Choot. Any Idea? No! Dont Think Wried! . . Answer Is . Ptcl Land Line Par 50 Choot

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I've Seen So Much Teachers Who Needs To Be Educated, And H**l Lots Of Them That I Should've Dated..... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...

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Thought Of The Day: I Talk To Myself.. Because I Like Dealing With A Better Class Of People'....:-) Attitude Rocks...!!

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Fashion Is Simplicity 4 Us.. Class Is A Meeting Hall 4 Us.. Teachers R Inspectors 4 Us.. Girls R Dolls.. Guys R Princes.. Cafe Mean Life.. Study Is Part Time Ho...

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Boy Asked His Dad 4 A Bike. Dad : Why Did God Give U 2 Legs ? Boy : One To Change Gear Other To Apply Break.! Youngster Rock. Parents Shock...!!...

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Boy:heyyy!!! Girl: Whaaat!! Boy: Lets Play Rock-paper-scissors Girl: Erhh, Okay Both: Rock--paper--scissors Boy: Okay, I Won!! Girl: What? You Didnt Even Pick O...

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If U R Sad, Than Sit On The Rocks, Open Ur Shoes And Smel Ur Socks

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A Lady Goes To Police Sation...and Says That My Husband Went To Sabji Market To Bring Potatoes Nd Hasn't Returned...yet Santa Inspector Thinks For A Long While....

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