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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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. . In Class Of Chemistry Teacher Asked To Student.. What Is Nitrate ? . . Girl Says..: .. . Sir, Rs.1500/=...

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000.

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Judge: You R Accused Of Rape, So Ur Fined Rs 11,461. Man: Mylord Why Exactly Rs.11,461 Judge: Rs.10000 For Rape, 4vat And 10.2 Entertainment Tax!...

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free.

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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please...... Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss...... Kissan Jam Bottle Just R...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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# True Love Is Like A Pillow. U Could Hug It When Ur In Trouble. U Could Cry On It When Ur In Pain. U Could Embrace It When Ur Happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.5...

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Boss:iam Giving You Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs2000,isit Ok? Krish:you Are Great Sir Starting Salary Is Ok But, How Much Is Driving Salary....

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free.

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: “give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back.”...

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Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ? . . . . .... . Girl : Stupid .. Last Time I Closed The Eyes And You Have Stolen Rs.500 From My Purse....

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Don't Stand Too Much In Front Of Mirror.even D Mirror Vl Fal In Lov Wit U,cuz Ur So Cute......for More Jokes Recharge Rs30/month To My Number......

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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In Chemistry Class ... Lecturer : Priya What Is Nitrate Priya : Rs.2500 And 1 Beer And Biryani.....hotel Room Rent ... ( Con*dom Must )... This Is My ' N...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free.

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000.....

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Mr.bean And His Wife Drinking Hot Coffee At A Cafe Bean:drink Fast Wife:why? Bean:look At The Board Boardhot Coffee Rs.5 And Cold Coffee Rs.30...

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Suit Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free...

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Santa Calls Fm Station -i'hv Found A Wallet Eit Rs15000 Of Mr Sharma. Rj-do U Want To Return It???? Santa-nhi Re Pagle I Want To Dedicate A Sad Song To Him.....

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Terrorist Have Kidnapped Lecturers N Demanded Of 500000 Rs Or Else They Will Burn Them With Kerosene Plz Donate.i Have Donated 15 Litres.

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Yrs Ago..death Hasnt Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Without Using The Jump Button Rajnikant Doesnt Pay At...

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Tc Fined Ticket-less Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Principal : If A Boy Goes To Girls' Hostel Then 1st Time Rs.100 Fine, 2nd Time Rs.200 Fine And 3rd Time Rs.500 Fine. Santa : What Is The Rate Of Monthly Pas...

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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A Boy Loved A Girl Sincerely,truly And More Than His Life... For More Jokes Recharge Rs.30/month To This Number. Conditins Apply. Tnc...

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A Very Touching Conversation : Re.1 To Rs.1000 - Where’ve You Been.? Rs.1000 - Went To Discos, Pubs, Casinos, Etc., And You.? Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!

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Sardar His Wife Buy Coffee In A Shop. Sardar Says... Drink Quickly. Wife Asks Why. Sardar Says Hot Coffee Rs5 And Cold Coffee Rs 10

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why.....

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True Love Is Like A Pillow. U Could Hug It When Ur In Trouble. U Could Cry On It When Ur In Pain. U Could Embrace It When Ur Happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 ...

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