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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free.

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Dont Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. .....

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Boss : I Am Giving U Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It O.k Santa : U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k.......but?? How Much Is Driving Salar...

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Customer : How Much Is That Banana For?salesperson : Rs.10customer : Can You Sell It To Me For Rs.6?salesperson : At That Rate, You Will Only Get The Banana Pee...

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs3/kg... Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs. . Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister I...

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Judge: You R Accused Of Rape, So Ur Fined Rs 11,461. Man: Mylord Why Exactly Rs.11,461 Judge: Rs.10000 For Rape, 4vat And 10.2 Entertainment Tax!...

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: “give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back.”...

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000.....

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong Side Entr...

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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A Boy Loved A Girl Sincerely,truly And More Than His Life... For More Jokes Recharge Rs.30/month To This Number. Conditins Apply. Tnc...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free......

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When You Know True Value Of Money ? When Your Gf Miss Call You ,cal Charge Are Rs.1.50 You Only Have Rs.1.49 In Balance !!!

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In Chemistry Class ... Lecturer : Priya What Is Nitrate Priya : Rs.2500 And 1 Beer And Biryani.....hotel Room Rent ... ( Con*dom Must )... This Is My ' N...

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why... ...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview.. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed And Said: My Pleasure. . Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000.....

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....

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Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ? . . . . .... . Girl : Stupid .. Last Time I Closed The Eyes And You Have Stolen Rs.500 From My Purse....

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