Santa Banta Messages
Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.
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Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho? Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12...
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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.
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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It�s ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It�s 1394.
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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.
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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....
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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: D...
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Nurse: Congrats Santa Ji, Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santa: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna Mein Use Surprise Dunga!
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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...
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Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From Nasa To Satyanasa
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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...
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Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...
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Pappu Was Writing His Father's Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb. Santa Asked Him: What Are You Doing? Pappu: Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon.
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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.
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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...
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Santa: God, If You Give Me 100 Rupees, I Will Donate 50 Rupees In Temple. (after Waliking Some Distance, He Finds A 50 Rupee Note) Santa: Shame On You God...
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Santa: Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!&
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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas
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Nurse Came Out With The Newborn Kid, Santa Rushed 2 Her & After Seeing The Kid He Shouted, Beta Hua Beta. She Slapped Him: Leave My Finger, U Fool, It�s A Gal...
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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!
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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...
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Don�t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure....
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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.
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Once Professor Santa Asked A Plumber To Come To His College. You Know Why? Because He Wanted To Check From Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.
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Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?
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To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!
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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.
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Yeh Chaaku Kyon Ubaal Rahe Ho Banta: ? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye Banta: To Phir Ubalne Kui Kya Zaroorat Hai? Santa: Kahin Infection Na Ho Jaaye...
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Santa Apni Gf Ko i Love U Kehta Aur Gir Jata. Girl: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa : I Am Falling In Love.
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Q: A Man Asked Santa, Akal Badhi Ya Bhains? A: Santa Bola, Pehle Date Of Birth To Batao.
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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!
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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....
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Santa: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself. Mother: Idiot, You Again Peed In The Refrigerator!
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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You.premika(gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?santa : I Love You Didi!!!!...
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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!
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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujh...
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Santa's Shayari: Kutta Marr Gaya Razai Vich, Main Pagal Ho Gaya Teri Judai Vich, Fernail Te Machchar Beh Nahi Sakda, Main Tere Bina Hun Reh Nahi Sakda....
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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...
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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.
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