Santa Banta Messages

Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe. Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti. Santa: Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well. Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Ba...

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...

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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujh...

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Santa Found His Wife Having Affair. He Decided To Kill Himself Nd Wife. He Puts Gun In His Head Nd Said- You Dont Smile, Next Number Is Yours....

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Preeto: Raat Ko Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The. Banta: Kya Bataoon, Sub Galat Sangati Ka Asar Hai, Hum 4 Dost... 1 Bottle, Aur Woh Teeno Kambhakt Peeten Na...

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Pappu Was Writing His Father's Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb. Santa Asked Him: What Are You Doing? Pappu: Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon.

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...

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To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!

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Once Professor Santa Asked A Plumber To Come To His College. You Know Why? Because He Wanted To Check From Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...

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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Pizza I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School? A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board.

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa (on Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai! Maa: Bolo Beta. Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doo...

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You.premika(gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?santa : I Love You Didi!!!!...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank’s Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True...

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Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan? Banta: Gold Ring De De. Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das Yaar. Banta: Tan Fer Mrf Da Tyre De De....

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Santa: Tere Result Da Ki Banya? Pappu: Miss Kendi Aey Es Class Wich Ik Saal Hor Laggay Ga? Santa: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar....

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Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chahiye. Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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Santa Phoned His Wife: I Am Not Coming Home. The Stearing, Dash Board, Gears Of Car Have Been Stolen. After Sometime He Calls Again: I Am Coming, Earlier...

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..

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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...

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Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, Can I Have A Burger And Coke? Librarian, I'm Sorry, This Is A Library. Santa Whispers, Can I Have A Burger & Fries?

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Santa Apni Gf Ko  i Love U Kehta Aur Gir Jata. Girl: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa : I Am Falling In Love.

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