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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...
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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have ...
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Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya. Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi? Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi.....
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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.
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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!
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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....
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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.
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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...
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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...
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Santa & Banta Sending Sms 2 Their Gfs. Santa:mai Tere Mobile Se Apni Gf Ko Sms Bheju Dekhte Hain Kya Kahti Hai? Banta: No, Agar Usne Handwriting Pehchan Li To.....
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Santa: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself. Mother: Idiot, You Again Peed In The Refrigerator!
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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions
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To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!
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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....
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An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope. Santa Singh Was Observing Him, Suddenly A Star Falls.seeing That Santa Singh Shouted, “what A Shot You ...
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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!
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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...
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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...
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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.
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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed The Heart Of The Country? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
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Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai. Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne. Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi ...
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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....
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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...
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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.
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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.
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Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut? A: Because They Advertised: 'free Delivery'
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Translation From Hindi To English, Khushi Ke Mare Uski Chaati Phool Gayi. Santa: Due To Happiness, His Chest Became Breast.
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Santa Giving Exam While Standing At The Door. A Man Asked Why Are You Standing At The Door? Santa: Idiot, I Am Giving Entrance Test.
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It�s ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It�s 1394.
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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....
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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas
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Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?
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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...
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Santa Phoned His Wife: I Am Not Coming Home. The Stearing, Dash Board, Gears Of Car Have Been Stolen. After Sometime He Calls Again: I Am Coming, Earlier...
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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....
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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.
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Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From Nasa To Satyanasa
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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..
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