Santa Banta Messages
To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!
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Santa (on Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai! Maa: Bolo Beta. Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doo...
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Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.&
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Q: A Man Asked Santa, Akal Badhi Ya Bhains? A: Santa Bola, Pehle Date Of Birth To Batao.
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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.
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Santa: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself. Mother: Idiot, You Again Peed In The Refrigerator!
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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...
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Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge. The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000. Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money....
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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It�s ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It�s 1394.
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How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School? A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board.
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Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, Can I Have A Burger And Coke? Librarian, I'm Sorry, This Is A Library. Santa Whispers, Can I Have A Burger & Fries?
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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank’s Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True...
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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?
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Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well. Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Ba...
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A Chini Was In Hospital. Santa Went To Meet Him. Chini Said “ching Chong, Mou.chu Cha” & Died. Santa Went China 2 Know The Meaning, That Was:- Kutte Oxygn K...
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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....
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Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata Nahi. Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata Nai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me...
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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: D...
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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.
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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...
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Petrol Ke Rate Badhne Par Santa Bola: Menu Koi Farak Nahin Penda. Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Bharwata Tha Ab Bhi 100 Ka Bharwata Hoon.
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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....
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Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!
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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female
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Santa Giving Exam While Standing At The Door. A Man Asked Why Are You Standing At The Door? Santa: Idiot, I Am Giving Entrance Test.
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Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chahiye. Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.
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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...
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Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In Uk Along With 3 Women. When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More Santa: Saaleya Morniya Char ...
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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!
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Preeto: Raat Ko Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The. Banta: Kya Bataoon, Sub Galat Sangati Ka Asar Hai, Hum 4 Dost... 1 Bottle, Aur Woh Teeno Kambhakt Peeten Na...
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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.
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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...
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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...
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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...
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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.
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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....
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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Don't You Use A Mouth Wash?
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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...
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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.
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