Santa Banta Messages

Once Professor Santa Asked A Plumber To Come To His College. You Know Why? Because He Wanted To Check From Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.

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Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?

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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed The Heart Of The Country? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In Uk Along With 3 Women. When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More Santa: Saaleya Morniya Char ...

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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...

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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..

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Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut? A: Because They Advertised: 'free Delivery'

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Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho? Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12...

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Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.

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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.

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Santa Apni Gf Ko  i Love U Kehta Aur Gir Jata. Girl: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa : I Am Falling In Love.

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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Santa Dials A Number. A Girl Receives The Call. Santa: Who R U? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, Yeh To Ayodhya Mil Gaya....

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujh...

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...

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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.

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In A Train Compartment Husband: Darling, Mujhe To Tumhari Aatma Se Pyar Hai, Tumhare Jism Ki Mujhe Koi Chah Nahin. Main Tumhari Rooh Ko Chahta Hoon, Tumhara Sha...

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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...

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Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan? Banta: Gold Ring De De. Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das Yaar. Banta: Tan Fer Mrf Da Tyre De De....

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have ...

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: D...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You.premika(gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?santa : I Love You Didi!!!!...

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Santa & Banta Sending Sms 2 Their Gfs. Santa:mai Tere Mobile Se Apni Gf Ko Sms Bheju Dekhte Hain Kya Kahti Hai? Banta: No, Agar Usne Handwriting Pehchan Li To.....

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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!

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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...

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