Santa Banta Messages

I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...

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Santa Apni Gf Ko  i Love U Kehta Aur Gir Jata. Girl: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa : I Am Falling In Love.

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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...

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Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?

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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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Q: A Man Asked Santa, Akal Badhi Ya Bhains? A: Santa Bola, Pehle Date Of Birth To Batao.

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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A Chini Was In Hospital. Santa Went To Meet Him. Chini Said “ching Chong, Mou.chu Cha” & Died. Santa Went China 2 Know The Meaning, That Was:- Kutte Oxygn K...

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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

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Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya. Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi? Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi.....

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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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Santa Phoned His Wife: I Am Not Coming Home. The Stearing, Dash Board, Gears Of Car Have Been Stolen. After Sometime He Calls Again: I Am Coming, Earlier...

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To Live This Life I Need A Heartbeat, To Have A Heartbeat I Need A Heart, To Have A Heart I Need Happiness And To Have Happiness I Need You!

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Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School? A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board.

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.

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Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...

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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank’s Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Preeto: Raat Ko Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The. Banta: Kya Bataoon, Sub Galat Sangati Ka Asar Hai, Hum 4 Dost... 1 Bottle, Aur Woh Teeno Kambhakt Peeten Na...

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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan? Banta: Gold Ring De De. Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das Yaar. Banta: Tan Fer Mrf Da Tyre De De....

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