Santa Banta Messages
Preeto: Raat Ko Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The. Banta: Kya Bataoon, Sub Galat Sangati Ka Asar Hai, Hum 4 Dost... 1 Bottle, Aur Woh Teeno Kambhakt Peeten Na...
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Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well. Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Ba...
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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...
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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...
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Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ? Santa: Ki Karda Master G, Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh P...
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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas
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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.
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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....
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A Lady Asked Santa: Lipton Di Chah Hai? Santa Replied: Mainu Ta Nahi Hai Ji, Tainu Hai Ta Lipat Ja...
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Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In Uk Along With 3 Women. When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More Santa: Saaleya Morniya Char ...
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Santa: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai! Banta: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai. Santa: Kya Naam Hai Uska? Banta: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke U...
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Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?
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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...
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Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya. Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi? Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi.....
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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...
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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!
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Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.
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In A Train Compartment Husband: Darling, Mujhe To Tumhari Aatma Se Pyar Hai, Tumhare Jism Ki Mujhe Koi Chah Nahin. Main Tumhari Rooh Ko Chahta Hoon, Tumhara Sha...
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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....
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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female
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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...
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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...
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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...
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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!
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Santa: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself. Mother: Idiot, You Again Peed In The Refrigerator!
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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!
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Santa Looking At Himself In The Mirror, I Have Seen This Man Somewhere. After Half An Hour, Oh, Its The Same Man, Who Married My Wife.
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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions
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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...
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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.
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Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From Nasa To Satyanasa
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Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...
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Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho? Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12...
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Teacher To Santa: Where Were You Born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: Can U Spell It? Santa (after Thinking For Some Time): I Think I Was Born In Goa....
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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...
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Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut? A: Because They Advertised: 'free Delivery'
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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!
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Translation From Hindi To English, Khushi Ke Mare Uski Chaati Phool Gayi. Santa: Due To Happiness, His Chest Became Breast.
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