Santa Banta Messages

Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, Can I Have A Burger And Coke? Librarian, I'm Sorry, This Is A Library. Santa Whispers, Can I Have A Burger & Fries?

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You.premika(gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?santa : I Love You Didi!!!!...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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Santa Looking At Himself In The Mirror, I Have Seen This Man Somewhere. After Half An Hour, Oh, Its The Same Man, Who Married My Wife.

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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...

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Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...

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Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata Nahi. Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata Nai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me...

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Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge. The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000. Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money....

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Santa Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why? . . . . . . . To Avoid The Side Effects!

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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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Don�t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure....

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa Giving Exam While Standing At The Door. A Man Asked Why Are You Standing At The Door? Santa: Idiot, I Am Giving Entrance Test.

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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.

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Santa Found His Wife Having Affair. He Decided To Kill Himself Nd Wife. He Puts Gun In His Head Nd Said- You Dont Smile, Next Number Is Yours....

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Santa (on Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai! Maa: Bolo Beta. Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doo...

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!

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Teacher To Santa: Where Were You Born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: Can U Spell It? Santa (after Thinking For Some Time): I Think I Was Born In Goa....

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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank’s Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True...

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Translation From Hindi To English, Khushi Ke Mare Uski Chaati Phool Gayi. Santa: Due To Happiness, His Chest Became Breast.

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Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan? Banta: Gold Ring De De. Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das Yaar. Banta: Tan Fer Mrf Da Tyre De De....

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