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Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...

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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...

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Santa Singh Tried To Light His Cigarette. He Struck The First Match On The Match Box, But It Didnt Light.he Tried Another, It Didnt Light Too. The Third One Fin...

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....

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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...

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A Chini Was In Hospital. Santa Went To Meet Him. Chini Said “ching Chong, Mou.chu Cha” & Died. Santa Went China 2 Know The Meaning, That Was:- Kutte Oxygn K...

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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It�s ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It�s 1394.

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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Santa Phoned His Wife: I Am Not Coming Home. The Stearing, Dash Board, Gears Of Car Have Been Stolen. After Sometime He Calls Again: I Am Coming, Earlier...

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Santa: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself. Mother: Idiot, You Again Peed In The Refrigerator!

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have ...

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Santa Dials A Number. A Girl Receives The Call. Santa: Who R U? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, Yeh To Ayodhya Mil Gaya....

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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...

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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...

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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Santa: Bhaisahab Time Kya Hua? Man: Sham Ke 6 Baje Hain! Santa: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon, Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata Nahi. Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata Nai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me...

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Teacher To Santa: Where Were You Born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: Can U Spell It? Santa (after Thinking For Some Time): I Think I Was Born In Goa....

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Q: A Man Asked Santa, Akal Badhi Ya Bhains? A: Santa Bola, Pehle Date Of Birth To Batao.

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Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal. Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chatr...

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You.premika(gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?santa : I Love You Didi!!!!...

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Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In Uk Along With 3 Women. When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More Santa: Saaleya Morniya Char ...

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.

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Santa Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why? . . . . . . . To Avoid The Side Effects!

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, Can I Have A Burger And Coke? Librarian, I'm Sorry, This Is A Library. Santa Whispers, Can I Have A Burger & Fries?

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