Santa Banta Messages

Nurse: Congrats Santa Ji, Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santa: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna Mein Use Surprise Dunga!

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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions

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Santa & Banta Sending Sms 2 Their Gfs. Santa:mai Tere Mobile Se Apni Gf Ko Sms Bheju Dekhte Hain Kya Kahti Hai? Banta: No, Agar Usne Handwriting Pehchan Li To.....

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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe. Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti. Santa: Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Nurse Came Out With The Newborn Kid, Santa Rushed 2 Her & After Seeing The Kid He Shouted, Beta Hua Beta. She Slapped Him: Leave My Finger, U Fool, It�s A Gal...

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Don�t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure....

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have ...

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Jeeto: I Didn't Know You Smoked. When Did You Start? Preeto: That Night My Husband Came Home Early And Found A Cigarette Butt In The Ashtray.

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Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few Yet No One Has Been As Sweet As You. I'd Stand & Wait In The World's Longest Queue Just 4 The Pleasure Of A Moment With U.

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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...

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Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ?   Santa: Ki Karda Master G, Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh P...

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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...

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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata Nahi. Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata Nai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Santa: Tere Result Da Ki Banya? Pappu: Miss Kendi Aey Es Class Wich Ik Saal Hor Laggay Ga? Santa: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar....

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Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It�s ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It�s 1394.

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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...

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Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho? Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12...

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Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai. Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne. Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi ...

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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....

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