Santa Banta Messages

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have ...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...

Send this santa banta SMS

Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..

Send this santa banta SMS

An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?

Send this santa banta SMS

Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...

Send this santa banta SMS

Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main Kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...

Send this santa banta SMS

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

Send this santa banta SMS

Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kademere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,banta: Kehri Film Si…?santa: Mere Viah Di Movie....

Send this santa banta SMS

Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage. Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho? ...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

Send this santa banta SMS

An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope. Santa Singh Was Observing Him, Suddenly A Star Falls.seeing That Santa Singh Shouted, “what A Shot You ...

Send this santa banta SMS

Once Professor Santa Asked A Plumber To Come To His College. You Know Why? Because He Wanted To Check From Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujh...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa Dials A Number. A Girl Receives The Call. Santa: Who R U? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, Yeh To Ayodhya Mil Gaya....

Send this santa banta SMS

A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn�t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Pre...

Send this santa banta SMS

American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

Send this santa banta SMS

Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?

Send this santa banta SMS

A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn’t Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I’m Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The B...

Send this santa banta SMS

Jeeto: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. Santa: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth....

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa Cuts Sides Of The Capsule Before Taking It? Guess Why? . . . . . . . To Avoid The Side Effects!

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa (on Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai! Maa: Bolo Beta. Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doo...

Send this santa banta SMS

Nurse: Congrats Santa Ji, Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santa: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna Mein Use Surprise Dunga!

Send this santa banta SMS

Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

Send this santa banta SMS

History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

Send this santa banta SMS

Q: A Man Asked Santa, Akal Badhi Ya Bhains? A: Santa Bola, Pehle Date Of Birth To Batao.

Send this santa banta SMS

Don�t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure....

Send this santa banta SMS

A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata Nahi. Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata Nai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me...

Send this santa banta SMS

Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

Send this santa banta SMS

Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

Send this santa banta SMS

Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.

Send this santa banta SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!