Santa Banta Messages

Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.

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In A Train Compartment Husband: Darling, Mujhe To Tumhari Aatma Se Pyar Hai, Tumhare Jism Ki Mujhe Koi Chah Nahin. Main Tumhari Rooh Ko Chahta Hoon, Tumhara Sha...

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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole.

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Santa: Tere Result Da Ki Banya? Pappu: Miss Kendi Aey Es Class Wich Ik Saal Hor Laggay Ga? Santa: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar....

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Banta Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu: Beta, Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

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Santa-pata Hai Kal Meri Biwi Kisi Ajnabi Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gayi Thi. Banta-to Tune Uska Peecha Kyu Nahi Kiya? Santa-nahi Yaar, Movie Meri Dekhi Hui Th...

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Don�t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure....

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta. Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..

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Yeh Chaaku Kyon Ubaal Rahe Ho Banta: ? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye Banta: To Phir Ubalne Kui Kya Zaroorat Hai? Santa: Kahin Infection Na Ho Jaaye...

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Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe. Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti. Santa: Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Girl: Will U Marry Me? Santa: No, Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se...

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Don't You Use A Mouth Wash?

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well. Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Ba...

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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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Nurse: Congrats Santa Ji, Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santa: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna Mein Use Surprise Dunga!

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Santa: God, If You Give Me 100 Rupees, I Will Donate 50 Rupees In Temple. (after Waliking Some Distance, He Finds A 50 Rupee Note) Santa: Shame On You God...

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What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So Simple, Bail Gaadi.

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Jab Dosti Ki Dastan Waqt Sunayega, Tumko Bhi Koi Shaks Yaad Ayega, Tab Bhool Jayenge Zindgi Ke Gam Ko, Jab Apke Sath Guzara Samay Yaad Ayega.

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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What�s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You�ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You�ll Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Hv A Heart...

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