Santa Banta Messages

Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.

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Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Don't You Use A Mouth Wash?

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai. Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne. Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi ...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From Nasa To Satyanasa

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Lady Doctor: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho? Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai Aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12...

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History Teacher Asked Santa: Name Kalidas's Brother Who Was A Shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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Preeto: Raat Ko Aap Peeke Gutter Mein Gir Gaye The. Banta: Kya Bataoon, Sub Galat Sangati Ka Asar Hai, Hum 4 Dost... 1 Bottle, Aur Woh Teeno Kambhakt Peeten Na...

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Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?

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Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of. Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

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Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

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A Lady Asked Santa: Lipton Di Chah Hai? Santa Replied: Mainu Ta Nahi Hai Ji, Tainu Hai Ta Lipat Ja...

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Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chahiye. Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.

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What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So Simple, Bail Gaadi.

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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai. Jeeto: Thank U G Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa. Jeeto: Thank U G. Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa. Jeeto: ...

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An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope. Santa Singh Was Observing Him, Suddenly A Star Falls.seeing That Santa Singh Shouted, “what A Shot You ...

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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya. Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi? Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi.....

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

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Banta To His New Bride, Preeto, “now That We Are Married, Do You Think You Will Be Able To Live On My Small Income?”“of Course, Dear, No Trouble,” She R...

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Santa Found Answer To The Most Difficult Question Ever- What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg? O Yaar, Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Vo Ayega!

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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Santa (on Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai! Maa: Bolo Beta. Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doo...

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email.santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In Uk Along With 3 Women. When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More Santa: Saaleya Morniya Char ...

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Teacher To Santa: Where Were You Born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: Can U Spell It? Santa (after Thinking For Some Time): I Think I Was Born In Goa....

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Jeeto: I Didn't Know You Smoked. When Did You Start? Preeto: That Night My Husband Came Home Early And Found A Cigarette Butt In The Ashtray.

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...

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