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Sardar- Dr. Mujhe Badi Ghabrahat Aur Becheni Hoti Hai. Dr.- Kab Hoti Hai?. Sardar- Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai Ki Sab Sardar Ek Jaise Dikhte Hai.!! :-)

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My Computer Is Going Crazy Santa:why, Whats Wrong? Banta: I Dont Have A Keyboard But It Still Gives A Key Board Error.:-d

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Pappu: Dad, What Is An Idiot? Santa: An Idiot Is A Person Who Tries To Explain His Ideas In Such A Strange And Long Way That Another Person Who Is Listening To ...

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One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him Darling On Our Engagement Will You Give Me A Ring Santa Ya Sure Give Me Ur Telephone No.

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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Santa : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle

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Dr. Santa And Engineer Banta Loved Same Girl. Er. Bsnta Started Giving An Apple 2 D Girl Everyday. Dr. Santa: Why? Er. Banta: An Apple A Day Keeps D Doctor Away...

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Santa College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo. Girl:mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu! Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shaadi Ho Gai Hai.!!

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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujhe ...

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother...

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Santa Goes To A Hotel, Orders Biryaani, Eats Biryaani And Drinks Water Washes His Hands Pays The Bill And Goes Back Home Now Wat R U Waiting For His Pot...

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Have A Icy Christmas With Buttering Messages Chocolaty Calls Creamy Thoughts Fruity Funs Plumy Plays Jumpy Joys Merry Christmas...

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Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car. Santa: If I Knew This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..

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Santa And Hs Servant Were Talking Santa:why Did You Not Watered The Plant? Servant:sir,it Is Raining Santa:then Take Umbrella And Water The Plant

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Angry Santa To His Son: Have You Ever Seen An Owl? Pappu : ( Looking Down) No... Santa : Don't Look Down. Look At Me.

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Intelligent Santa : Teacher 1ce Told To Write An Essay On Cricket Match.. All Students Were Busy Writing Except Our Santa He Wrote : Due To Heavy Rains The...

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Dupl...

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Teacher-bataao 80+90=? Santa-100! Teachr-no, 80+90=170.. Santa-par Sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H Ki Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bo, 80-90 Purey 100..!!...

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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Teacher: Write A Sentence Using The Word Harassment Banta : When I Was In School Her_ass_meant A Lot To Me .

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do ? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip Do.

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Q)why Did Santa Climb The Glass Wall?? A)to See What Was On D Other Side...!!!

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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I Captured Your Picture And Gave It To Santa So He Know What I Want For Christmas

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Doctor Asks Santa To Give Urine Sample, Stool Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup. Santa: I'm In A Hurry Doc, Can I Leave My Underwear!

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Q: Why Did Santa Have To Have His Balls Removed? A: Because He'd Carried His Sack Over His Shoulders One Too Many Times.

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Santa, Seeing His Wifes N**e Picture Hanging At An Art Gallery Did U Really Pose For That? Jeeto: R U Mad? Of Course Not. He Painted It From His Sharp Memory!

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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In Iit Exam,santa Got A Question. Prove Sin X=6 N Santa Cancelled 'n' From Both Sides Then Six=6 And Wrote 'please Keep Some Standard Of An Iit Question'.......

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Shopkeeper: This Sweater's Made Of Pure Virgin Wool Sir. Santa: You See I Am Not Interested In The Morals Of The Sheep. Just Tell Me, Will It Keep Me Warm?...

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1- Sardar Ji Is Buying A Tv Do You Have Color Tvs? Sure. Give Me A Green One, Please.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Santa: I Know An Engaged Couple Who Hav A Prblm. Banta: Wat Is D Prblm? Santa: She Wants 2 Mary Him Wen He Is Not Drunk He Wont Mary Her Wen He Is Sober....

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Moon Is More Important Than Sun, Coz It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed!!!

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A Teacher Was Lecturing On Population Explosion - In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. Santa Stood Up And Said - We Must Find Stop Her!....

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