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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwards!...

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Dupl...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Jor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead. Hearing This Bad News Santa Jumps From 50th Floor... 35th Floor He Realizes: I Don't Have Son... 20th Floor: I'm Not Married..... 3rd F...

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Santa:tuje Pata Hai,log Muje Bhagwan Mante Hai. Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta...

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Judge: Why R U Arrested ? Santa: For Shopping Early. Judge: Well, Thats Not A Crime, Anyway How Early Were U Shopping? Santa: Before Opening The Shop....

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Can I Snap Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Gotta Have For Xmas?

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1 Bar Santa Usa Gayawaha Church Me Gaya 2 Achank Waha Awaz I Tanittefaq Se Lyt B Chali Gayisanta Dar Kar Bolaoye Bhago Undertaker Aa Gaya....

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Doctor Asks Santa To Give Urine Sample, Stool Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup. Santa: I'm In A Hurry Doc, Can I Leave My Underwear!

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Santa Goes 2 A Hotel After Eating He Goes 2 Wash His Hands, But Start Washing The Basin Manager:what R U Doing? Santa: U Have Written Here Wash Basin....

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Santa Was Crying Like Anythng. Banta Asked:why Are You Cryng? Santa I Cm For Blood Tst Banta: So?r U Afraid? Santa:no,not That. During The Blood Test They Cut M...

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Santa Goes 2 A Library N Asks 4 A Book 'psyco -the Rapist'.thye Librarian Searches 4 A While N Cums Back.slaps And Saysidiot, Dbuk Is Called 'psycotherapist'...

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujhe ...

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother...

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I No Its Not Christmas But Santas Lap Is Always Redy

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Intelligent Santa : Teacher 1ce Told To Write An Essay On Cricket Match.. All Students Were Busy Writing Except Our Santa He Wrote : Due To Heavy Rains The...

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Santa And Hs Servant Were Talking Santa:why Did You Not Watered The Plant? Servant:sir,it Is Raining Santa:then Take Umbrella And Water The Plant

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. 1.strength:my Wife, Jeeto. 2. Weakness:banta' S Wife, Preeto. 3 .oppurtunity: When Banta Is On Tour. 4. Threat: When I Am On Tour...

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Salesman:this Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50. Santa:that Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them

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Dear Santa,if You'll Leave A New Bike Under The Tree,i Will Give You The Antidote To Poison I Put In The Milk For You To Drink - Timmy =))

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Santa In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing He Was Excited And Shouted Bombay Bombay Bombay Airhostess Said:- B Silent Santa:- Ok Ombay Ombay Ombay....

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Santa: Why Do You Take Your Wife To Night Clubs Only? Laloo: By The Time She Gets Ready No Other Place Is Open.

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Santa Calls Fm Station -i'hv Found A Wallet Eit Rs15000 Of Mr Sharma. Rj-do U Want To Return It???? Santa-nhi Re Pagle I Want To Dedicate A Sad Song To Him.....

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If My Phone Is Bothering You By Calling You I Am Sorry. .it Is Voice Ativated And I'm At The Mall. Santa Keeps Yelling,ho Ho Ho!

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Santa: I Am So Miser (kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Hone...

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Santa : Oh God ! Please Make New York The Capital City Of Punjab Banta : Why ? Santa : That Is What I Have Written The Exam...

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2 Hijade Ek Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye Haye Main To 1100 Lungi. Dusri Boli Main To 2100 Lungi. Peeche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Lo Usme Fm Bhi Hai!!! ...

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Banta Was D Official Driver Of A Minister. The Minister: Banta Let Me Drive D Car 2day. Banta: Sir, It Is A Car Not D Sarkar Which Anyone Can Drive....

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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A Teacher Was Lecturing On Population Explosion - In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. Santa Stood Up And Said - We Must Find Stop Her!....

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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Santa : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do ? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip Do.

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Santa: What Is The Difference Between Complete And Finish? Banta: When You Marry A Right Person You Are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One You Are Fini...

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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