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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwards!...

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Teacher: Write A Sentence Using The Word Harassment Banta : When I Was In School Her_ass_meant A Lot To Me .

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Santa Clas Me Hans Rha Tha 1ldki Boli- Stand Up Kon Ho Tum Snta:tum Kon Ho? Ladki:mai Monitor Hu Snta:ha Ha Tere Din Gye Pgli Ab Laptop Or Tablet Ka Zmana H...

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays....

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Boss : I Am Giving U Job As A Driver. Starting Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It O.k Santa : U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.k.......but?? How Much Is Driving Salar...

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas.

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A Teacher Once Asked If 222 Is Two Hundred And Twenty Two... So Wat Is 111 ?? Santa Stood Up Immediately Answerd One Hundred And Onety One ...hehhehehehe

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My Computer Is Going Crazy Santa:why, Whats Wrong? Banta: I Dont Have A Keyboard But It Still Gives A Key Board Error.:-d

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Santa: I Am So Wise That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With ...

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Santa: What Is The Difference Between Complete And Finish? Banta: When You Marry A Right Person You Are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One You Are Fini...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Judge: Why R U Arrested ? Santa: For Shopping Early. Judge: Well, Thats Not A Crime, Anyway How Early Were U Shopping? Santa: Before Opening The Shop....

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Dr. Santa And Engineer Banta Loved Same Girl. Er. Bsnta Started Giving An Apple 2 D Girl Everyday. Dr. Santa: Why? Er. Banta: An Apple A Day Keeps D Doctor Away...

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H....

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Let's Be Naughty And Save Santa The Trip.

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Can I Snap Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Gotta Have For Xmas?

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Santa Was Crying Like Anythng. Banta Asked:why Are You Cryng? Santa I Cm For Blood Tst Banta: So?r U Afraid? Santa:no,not That. During The Blood Test They Cut M...

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A Teacher Was Lecturing On Population Explosion - In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. Santa Stood Up And Said - We Must Find Stop Her!....

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Have A Icy Christmas With Buttering Messages Chocolaty Calls Creamy Thoughts Fruity Funs Plumy Plays Jumpy Joys Merry Christmas...

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead. Hearing This Bad News Santa Jumps From 50th Floor... 35th Floor He Realizes: I Don't Have Son... 20th Floor: I'm Not Married..... 3rd F...

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1- Sardar Ji Is Buying A Tv Do You Have Color Tvs? Sure. Give Me A Green One, Please.

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Santa-omlet Lekar Aaowaiter-kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italians-koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

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What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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Santa In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing He Was Excited And Shouted Bombay Bombay Bombay Airhostess Said:- B Silent Santa:- Ok Ombay Ombay Ombay....

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I Captured Your Picture And Gave It To Santa So He Know What I Want For Christmas

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Santa Proposed A Girl... Girl Said Im 1yr Elder To You... Santa Said Oye No Problem Soniye,i Will Marry You Next Year

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Santa Raise His Bat On 40 Runs Dhoni:- Its Not 50 Or 100 Yet. Santa:- Oye, Tu Chupkar Baarvi Fail. Only Enginners Can Understand The Importance Of Scoring 40....

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How Do You Know Santa Is A Man? He Comes To Your House Late, Eats Your Cookies, Empties His Sack, Calls You A Ho, N Leaves When Your Sleeping.

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Santa Being Romantic To His Wife. One Day God Tested Me , Erased All My Memory And Asked Do You Remember Anyone Now? I Told Him Your Name And He Replied, I Am ...

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Teacher: Is Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

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Santa Was Smoking In Front Of His Father, Banta- Oye Papa Ke Samne Smoking? Santa- Baap Hi Hai Na? Koi Petrol Pump To Nahi Jo Ud Jaayega.

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Moon Is More Important Than Sun, Coz It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed!!!

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Small Boy Wrote To Santa Claus,,please Santa Send Me A Brother Santa Wrote Back, Send Me Your Mother Hohoho!.

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