Santa Messages

Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: Ive Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Sant: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification? Santa:- Sir, I Am Phd. Manager:(shocked) What Do U Mean By Phd? Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty.......

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Can I Snap Your Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Gotta Have For Xmas?

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A Man To Santa: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said: Hes Not My...

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Santa: I Know An Engaged Couple Who Hav A Prblm. Banta: Wat Is D Prblm? Santa: She Wants 2 Mary Him Wen He Is Not Drunk He Wont Mary Her Wen He Is Sober....

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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Policeman: Sab Sach Batana Warna Chaddi Uttar Ke Marunga. Santa: Saab Galti Maine Ki Hai Aap Kyun Chaddi Uttaro Gey. Koi Samjhao Yaar..

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Intelligent Santa : Teacher 1ce Told To Write An Essay On Cricket Match.. All Students Were Busy Writing Except Our Santa He Wrote : Due To Heavy Rains The...

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Q)why Did Santa Climb The Glass Wall?? A)to See What Was On D Other Side...!!!

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What Do You Call People Who Are Afraid Of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys..... He Waits Near His House Chimney For... Rajni To Come Down With T...

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Salesman:this Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50. Santa:that Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell ...

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This Is The Best One From Santa Paji... Teacher :... Complete The Sentence. Early To Bed And Early To Rise... Santa :man Has No Interest In His Wife ;-)

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office , What About You? Banta: Me Too,after You Leave . :d

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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The 3 Stages Of Man: 1) He Believes In Santa Claus. 2) He Doesn't Believe In Santa Claus. 3) He Is Santa Claus!

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After Eating Fish Santa Didnt Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach

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Doctor Asks Santa To Give Urine Sample, Stool Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup. Santa: I'm In A Hurry Doc, Can I Leave My Underwear!

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Dont You Use A Mouth Wash.

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Teacher: Is Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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A Man Jumped Into Sea,never Came Out 2nd Also Didnt Come Out Santa's Conclusion:man Is Soluble In Water .

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I No Its Not Christmas But Santas Lap Is Always Redy

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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1 Bar Santa Usa Gayawaha Church Me Gaya 2 Achank Waha Awaz I Tanittefaq Se Lyt B Chali Gayisanta Dar Kar Bolaoye Bhago Undertaker Aa Gaya....

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Santa-omlet Lekar Aaowaiter-kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italians-koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email. Santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead. Hearing This Bad News Santa Jumps From 50th Floor... 35th Floor He Realizes: I Don't Have Son... 20th Floor: I'm Not Married..... 3rd F...

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Santa Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work. Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It. Two Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet...

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Santa, Seeing His Wifes N**e Picture Hanging At An Art Gallery Did U Really Pose For That? Jeeto: R U Mad? Of Course Not. He Painted It From His Sharp Memory!

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Santa:i Am A Proud Sardar, My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: Really What Is He Studying? Santa: He Is Not Studying They R Studying Him....

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Judge: Why R U Arrested ? Santa: For Shopping Early. Judge: Well, Thats Not A Crime, Anyway How Early Were U Shopping? Santa: Before Opening The Shop....

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Santa Raise His Bat On 40 Runs Dhoni:- Its Not 50 Or 100 Yet. Santa:- Oye, Tu Chupkar Baarvi Fail. Only Enginners Can Understand The Importance Of Scoring 40....

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