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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Jor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Wife Bathrum Se Nhake Bahr Nikli Santa Use Ghur Rha Tha Wife Rmntc Hokr Kuch Krne Ka Irada H Kya. Santa Ne 2 Thppd Mare Bola-kmini Mere Garam Pani Se Q N...

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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2 Hijade Ek Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye Haye Main To 1100 Lungi. Dusri Boli Main To 2100 Lungi. Peeche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Lo Usme Fm Bhi Hai!!! ...

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Ship Captain: What Shal We Do? The Water Level Has Risen Above The Danger Mark. Sardar: Raise The Danger Mark Above The Water Level..:-/

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Let's Be Naughty And Save Santa The Trip.

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One Night If A Big Fat Man Jump In At Your Window, Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack, Don't Worry Because I Told Santa Claus I Wanted As Gift For Christmas..

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ? Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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In An Interview, Interviewer: How Does An Electric Motor Run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer Shouts: Stop It. Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup....

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Have A Icy Christmas With Buttering Messages Chocolaty Calls Creamy Thoughts Fruity Funs Plumy Plays Jumpy Joys Merry Christmas...

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Santa Goes To A Hotel, Orders Biryaani, Eats Biryaani And Drinks Water Washes His Hands Pays The Bill And Goes Back Home Now Wat R U Waiting For His Pot...

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Santa-i Spoke To M.s. Dhoni Yesterday.. Banta-thats Awesome..! What Did He Say?? Santa-wrong Number

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Santa Won An English Quiz By Writing The Opposite Word Of: Manchester United Guess What He Has Written?. Woman Chest Are Divided.. !

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Santa Apna Sir Pani Me Duba Raha Tha - - Biwi:kya Kar Rahe Ho? - - Santa:dimag Chalta Nahi H Sala Dekh Rha Hu Kahi Puncher To Nah!! :) :d

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A Teacher Once Asked If 222 Is Two Hundred And Twenty Two... So Wat Is 111 ?? Santa Stood Up Immediately Answerd One Hundred And Onety One ...hehhehehehe

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Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car. Santa: If I Knew This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas.

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Santa- Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Haman- Dur Ka Me Smjha Nhisanta- Iske Or Humare Darmiyan 13 Behane Ha

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Pappu: Dad, What Is An Idiot? Santa: An Idiot Is A Person Who Tries To Explain His Ideas In Such A Strange And Long Way That Another Person Who Is Listening To ...

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Santa And Banta Were On An African Safari When A Lion Sprang Out Of Nowhere Draged Banta With His Jaws. Banta: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! Santa: I Can't. I Ran Out ...

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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