Sardar Messages

In Maths Exam, Sardar Was Dnacing Instead Of Writing,why? Think? Bcoz Someone Told Him That There Are Marks For Every Step...........

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Explosive Comedy. Sardar Givs Dictation Test 4 Students. Last Bench Students Says- V R Not Able 2 Hear Sir. Sardar Said Ok I'll Write On The Board:-d:-d...

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Sardar At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art? Art Dealer: I Am Sorry To Say Sir, That's A Mirror!

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During S*x, Sardar Suddenly Stops And Remains Motionless.. Girl :- What The H**l Are You Doing ?? Sardar :- I Have Seen This On P**n Sites, Its Called Bufferi...

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5 Hi-tech Sardar Inventions 1. Waterproof Towel! 2. Solar Torch! 3. Book On How To Read! 4. Wheel Chair Wit Pedals! 5. Umbrella Wit Holes To See If Its Raining!...

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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Sardar: Will U Marry Me? Gurl: Sorry, I'm A L*****n Sardar: Whats A L*****n? Gurl: I Like Gurls More Than Boys Sardar: Gimme Five. I'm Also L*****n....

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Teacher: “i Killed A Person” Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Sardar: The Future Tense Is “u Will Go To Jail”.

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth?a:because His Doctor Advised Him “today’s Dinner Should Be Light”

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How Do You Recognize A Sardar In School? He Is The One Who Erases The Notes From The Book When The Teacher Erases The Board.

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring. Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Sardar : I Hav'nt Slept All Nite In The Train. Friend : Why? Sardar : Got Upper Berth. Friend : Why Didn't You Exchange? Sardar : Oye, There Was Nobody To Excha...

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked “what You Did Till Evening?” Sardar :”key...

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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In Battle Sardar Was Wearing Mosquito Net Instead Of Bullet Proof Jacket Why? ? ? ? Saradar Replied O Jis Wich Machar Nai War Sakda Goli Kithon Lange Gi...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :i Don't Know Sir I Was Sleeping

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon?other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Idea…im New To This City..

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Lecturer: Which Comes First - Sun Or Moon? Sardar: Obviously Moon Lecturer: How ?? Sardar: Only After Honey'moon', 'son' Will Be Born.....

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Sardar Was Lying On The Bench American:r U Relaxng Sardar:i M Gopal Singh Another American:r U Relaxng Sardar:no M Gopal Singh Sardar Left Place In Anger Thn Sa...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar : Next Is Urine Test :)...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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4 Dost Road Pe Kutte Ka *** Dekhte Bole-aaj Rat Aise Hi *** Karenge. Dusre Din Sab-bahut Maja Aaya,lekin Dukhi Sardar-meri Biwi Sadak Pe Ane Ko Tayar Nahi Hui...

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Once A Sardar Goes To Recharge His Phone Sardar-recharge The Phone With 100 , Shopkeeper - You Got Talktime Of 88 In 100 Sardar No Problem Give Sweets Of 12...

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Sardar Seriously Studying Books Abt Blood.his Wife Askd Y...? He Replied Doctor Said 2moro I Have A Blood Test,so I Want 2 Score Good Marks

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Sardar: Doctor Help Me, Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunaideti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.dr: Aaisa Kab Hota Hai? Sardar: Phone Karte Waqt....

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Sardar Shoots Her Wife One Der 1st Weddin Nite, Reason, On Her Underwear It Was Written , 100percent Tested By Sheikh Nd Sons......

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A Sardar Goes To A Restaurant And His Cell Phone Rings. Wife: How Are You?surprised Sardarji:oji I Am Fine But How Did You Know Where I Was?...

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Sardarji Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days Guess Why? Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women....

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Sardar Goes To Library And Asks For A Book Psyco The Rap*ist The Librarian Searches For 4 Hours, Came Back Slaps And Says : Idiot, The Book Is Called Pshycothe...

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Teacher To Sardar: What Is Number “seven” , Even Or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How Can You Make Seven Even? Sardar:remove The ‘s’!!...

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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