Sardar Messages

Sardar His Wife Buy Coffee In A Shop. Sardar Says... Drink Quickly. Wife Asks Why. Sardar Says Hot Coffee Rs5 And Cold Coffee Rs 10

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Sardar's Dad Died... And He Was Crying After 5 Min Sardar Cries Louder Friend: Wut Happened Now ?? Sardar: My Sister Just Called Me (her Dad Also Di...

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Try To Understand And Don't Disturb Me More Last Night I Didn't Sleep Thinking Of U. So Don't Play With My Life. Sardar Was Saying To Mosquito...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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A Sardar Goes To A Restaurant And His Cell Phone Rings. Wife: How Are You?surprised Sardarji:oji I Am Fine But How Did You Know Where I Was?...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring. Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar : Next Is Urine Test :)...

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Do U Know Why A Sardar Ji Kept The Door Open While Taking A Bath?because He Was Scared That Someone Might See Through The “key Hole”....

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy.sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai.sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Sardar Declares: .. . . I Will Never Marry In My Life . . ... .. . . I'll Give Same Advice To My Children Also.........................

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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A Sardarji Photographer Is Focusinga Dead Body’s Face In A Funeral Function,suddenly All Dead Persons Relatives Beat Him.why? He Said “smile Please”...

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Sardar Was Busy Removing A Wheel From His Auto. A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel From Your Auto. Sardar : Cant You Read The Board. Parking Is Only...

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Sardar’s Leave Applicationdear Sir, My Wife Is Ill. As There Is No Other Husband In The Family To Look After Her, Kindly Grant Me Leave For One Day....

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Question: Why Did 18 Sardars Go To A Movie?answer: Because Below 18 Was Not Allowed.

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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Sardar Ji To Laloo: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Laloo Rushed Home Angrily. After Half An Hour, He Came Back And Slapped The Sardarji. La...

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Sardar Wants To Get Married. He Gave A Ad In Newspaper. Wife Wanted Next Day He Got 1000 Of Letters Saying Please Take My Wife...

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Santa-5min M Exm Chhor K Jane Laga Teahr-kya Hua Paper Nai Ata? Santa-wo Bat Nai H, Muje Kal K Paper Ki Tayari Krni G Ek Ek Minit Kimti H.

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A Sardar Ji Pulled Out 6 People From A Burning House Still He Was In Jail.why? Coz All The 6 Were Fire Brigade Staff !

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar:your Honour, Its Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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Sardar - Where Is A Free Gift On The Shampoo Which I Purchase From You Yesterday Shopkeeper- Their Is Nothing Free With That Shampoo Sardar - You Trying To Make...

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In A Practical Exam Examiner Showed Legs Of Bird N Said:tell The Birds Name Sardar:i Dont Know Exminer: U R Failed.wats Ur Name? Sardar: You See My Legs, An...

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Sardar Goes To Library And Asks For A Book Psyco The Rap*ist The Librarian Searches For 4 Hours, Came Back Slaps And Says : Idiot, The Book Is Called Pshycothe...

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Sardar Filed An Application 4 Divorcea Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Repli...

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Cid 2 Sardar: Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints After Crime? Sardar Replied:criminals R Uneducated If They Were Educated They Would Leave Their Signatures....

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Sardar: Will U Marry Me? Gurl: Sorry, I'm A L*****n Sardar: Whats A L*****n? Gurl: I Like Gurls More Than Boys Sardar: Gimme Five. I'm Also L*****n....

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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Teacher To Sardar: What Is Number “seven” , Even Or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How Can You Make Seven Even? Sardar:remove The ‘s’!!...

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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!

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Sardar: How Much Is My Mobile Bill??? Customer Care Girl: Sir,just Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status.. Sardar: I Asked Mobile Bill... Not Current Bill ...

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A Sardarji Doctor Falls In Love With A Nurse.he Writes A Love Letter To The Nurse :- I Love U Sister...

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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Once The Cid Asked A Sardar Why The Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints After Crime..? The Sardar Said: The Criminals Are Uneducated. If They Were Educated, They...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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How Can A Sardar Kill A Lion ? Sardarji Thinks N Thinks Hard & Comes To A Conclusion: I’ll Drink Poison N Let Lion Eat Me.

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