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Sardar's Dad Died... And He Was Crying After 5 Min Sardar Cries Louder Friend: Wut Happened Now ?? Sardar: My Sister Just Called Me (her Dad Also Di...

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy.sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai.sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Interviewer Asked Sardarji: Which Are The 2 Latest Versions Of Java?sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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Santa-5min M Exm Chhor K Jane Laga Teahr-kya Hua Paper Nai Ata? Santa-wo Bat Nai H, Muje Kal K Paper Ki Tayari Krni G Ek Ek Minit Kimti H.

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed, Spreads Her Legs Wide And Ask Panditji, Do U Knw Wat I Want? Pandit Ji : I Know U Naughty Bit*h! U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed!!...

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Sardar And Pathan Going Somewhere Together. They Found 1000 Rs.on The Way. Pathan:let's Take 50/50. Sardar:what Will Do Of Remaining 900.

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon?other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Idea…im New To This City..

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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Sardar : I Hav'nt Slept All Nite In The Train. Friend : Why? Sardar : Got Upper Berth. Friend : Why Didn't You Exchange? Sardar : Oye, There Was Nobody To Excha...

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Sardarji Opens His Lunch Box In The Middle Of The Road….why ?just To Confirm Whether He Is Going To Or Coming Back From The Office

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Sardar Bunks Office N Goes To Home. He Saw His Wife With His Boss. He Comes Back Running Office And Says, ‘baap Re, Boss Ne Dekh Liya Hota To Maar Daalta....

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A Sardar Went To Open A Bank Account, After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Delhi For Filling It Up, . .. You Know Why??? Form Said: Fill Up In Capital Lett...

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Sardar: Will U Marry Me? Gurl: Sorry, I'm A L*****n Sardar: Whats A L*****n? Gurl: I Like Gurls More Than Boys Sardar: Gimme Five. I'm Also L*****n....

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A Sardar & His Wife Filed An Application For Divorcejudge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children?sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year....

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Sardar Put His Pencil In A Bottle Of Horlicks! Why? He Wants 2 Make It Taller Stronger Sharper

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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In Battle Sardar Was Wearing Mosquito Net Instead Of Bullet Proof Jacket Why? ? ? ? Saradar Replied O Jis Wich Machar Nai War Sakda Goli Kithon Lange Gi...

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Sardar’s Wish : When I Die, I Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car He Was Driving.....

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Question: Why Did 18 Sardars Go To A Movie?answer: Because Below 18 Was Not Allowed.

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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Santa Asked 1 Question To D Teacher.. D Teacher Fainted... Question Was... Black Is A Color.. White Is Also A Color.. Buh Black N White Tv Is Not A Color ...

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5 Hi-tech Sardar Inventions 1. Waterproof Towel! 2. Solar Torch! 3. Book On How To Read! 4. Wheel Chair Wit Pedals! 5. Umbrella Wit Holes To See If Its Raining!...

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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At Scene Of A Bomb Blast, A Man Was Crying: Oh God ! I've Lost My Hand. Sardar: Control Your Self. Dont Cry, He Has Lost His Head, Is He Crying ???

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Doctor To Sardar: You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do U Want To See Any One Before U Die? Sardar: Yes, A Good Doctor

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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Lecturer: Which Comes First - Sun Or Moon? Sardar: Obviously Moon Lecturer: How ?? Sardar: Only After Honey'moon', 'son' Will Be Born.....

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Sardar Was Lying On The Bench American:r U Relaxng Sardar:i M Gopal Singh Another American:r U Relaxng Sardar:no M Gopal Singh Sardar Left Place In Anger Thn Sa...

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How Do You Recognize A Sardar In School? He Is The One Who Erases The Notes From The Book When The Teacher Erases The Board.

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In Maths Exam, Sardar Was Dnacing Instead Of Writing,why? Think? Bcoz Someone Told Him That There Are Marks For Every Step...........

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Teacher: “i Killed A Person” Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Sardar: The Future Tense Is “u Will Go To Jail”.

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How Can A Sardar Kill A Lion ? Sardarji Thinks N Thinks Hard & Comes To A Conclusion: I’ll Drink Poison N Let Lion Eat Me.

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Once A Sardar Goes To Recharge His Phone Sardar-recharge The Phone With 100 , Shopkeeper - You Got Talktime Of 88 In 100 Sardar No Problem Give Sweets Of 12...

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Sardar Went To Interview For Cbi Officer Post. Interview: Who Killed Gandhiji ? Sardar:thanks For Giving Job Sir I Will Start My Investigation Sir . . . ....

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Sardar Saw A Very High Airtel Tower & Red Light Glowing On The Top, Seeing This He Said �india Is Developing Fast, See There Are Traffic Signals For Aeroplane...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Sardar Shoots Her Wife One Der 1st Weddin Nite, Reason, On Her Underwear It Was Written , 100percent Tested By Sheikh Nd Sons......

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Sardar : Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying…. When A Person Asked What He Was Doing…. He Replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!...

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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