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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 B An Out-standing Student....

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Teacher: Tell Me Krish, How Do You Like School? Krish: Closed !..

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa Q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hi Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Professor : What Does That V On Your T-shirt Stand For? School Girl : Virgin Professor : Are You A Virgin? Girl Replied: Well Sir, Its A 5 Years Old Tshirt

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Molu-jb Tu Schl Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha.

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Big Brother: How Do You Like School? Small Brother: Closed...

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Frndship Is D Hardst Thing In D World 2 Explain. Its Not Something U Learn In Schl. Bt If U Ve'nt Learned D Meaning Of Frndship,u Really Ve'ntlearned Anything.

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Dad Can You Right In The Dark? Asked John. I Think So, Son.what Is It You Want Me To Write? John Reply Your Name On This Report Card

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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If Only A Calculator And A Dictionary Which Will Update Itself When Ever A New Word Is Created Can Be Installed Into My Brain Then We Wont Need To Go To School ...

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier . . . . If . . . . . If . . . . . . . If . . . . . . . Tree Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of Apple.!...

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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically.

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A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . Yes,...

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Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven But No One Wants To Die??? Boley Toh : Sab Ko Top Karna Hai Par Padhna Koi Nahi Chahta.

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Class Me Masti Thi, Hmari Bhi Kuch Hsti Thi, Teacher Ka Sahara Tha, Dil Ye Awara Tha, Kaha Aa Gye Is College K Chakkar Me, Wo School Hi Kitna Pyara Tha....

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Teacher: If I Were To Ask You To Add 9731 To 237 And Then Halve It. Wat Do U Think U Would Get? Johnny: The Wrong Answer, Madam...

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School Girl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? School Girl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral....

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Son (coming From School): I Wish I Would Have Born A Thousand Years Earlier. Mother: Why My Son? Son: I Would Not Have So Much History To Learn.

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In School They Taught Me That 1 Hour = 60 Min. 1 Min = 60 Sec. But They Never Told Me That ... 1 Sec. Without U = 100 Years

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Son- Dad 2dy Onwards In School There Will B 1 Period Of Sx Education Dad- Gud, But Y R U Shaking Ur Pnis.. Son- O Dad..! Dis Is My Home Work

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Cls Room Is Just Lke A Train.1st 2 Benches R Reserved Coaches. Middle 3 Benches R Genral Compartment Last 2 Benches R Vip Sleeper Coaches.

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Teacher Asked : Why Are You Late For School? Johnny: Because Of The Sign. Teacher : What Sign? Johnny : The Sign That Says School Ahead Go Slow...

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Dear Teacher, You Control My Grades, How I Talk, And My Clothes? You Went To Far Trying To Control My Bladder. Signed, Students.

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