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Sms Center: This Is Your Card In The Transmission Of Illegal Perversions Locked! Judicial Action Will Follow. Federal News Service!

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Best Suicide Note Writtn By A Boy 2 A Girl Who Nevr Acceptd His Luv- D Only Way For Me 2 Be Wid U Is In My Dreams So For U,i'm Sleeping Forever. Gud Mrng.....

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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Touch It Gently... Put Ur Finger Inside.. If Da Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers.. Rub It Up Down Gently....... That's The Right Way Of Washing The Glass!!!

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A Teacher Ask Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Based On Statistics, Most Used Sexual Position Among Married Couples Is Doggy Style. The Husband Sits And Begs, While The Wife Rolls Over And Plays Dead....

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Why R Bra Sizes Measured As A,b,c,d,e,f Not 1,2,3,4,5? Coz.. A=as Flat As Airport Runway B=barely Seen C=comfortable D=d**n Good E=enormous F=fake!!...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap Santa's Son? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying. I'll Be Back In An Hour ...

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Womens Life Is Very Hard Morning: Wash The Dress Noon: Dry The Dress Evening: Iron The Dress Night: Remove The Dress And Midnight: Search The Dress...

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000....

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Kiss-heat Of Luv Br**st-shape Of Luv Pe**s-length Ofluv V*gi*a-depth Ofluv F**k-xperienc Ofluv Su*k-taste Ofluv Condom-care Ofluv Pregnant-proof Ofluv....

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The Be...

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Sardr Rapin A Girl In Car. A Policman Came Said Wht R U Doin? Sardr:im Rapin Her. Polce:ok Im Next. Sardr:fine, But I Hav Nevr Rape A Policman...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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She Saw My Face,bt 4got 2 Luk 2 My Heart. I Tried Luking Into Her Heart,bt I Couldnt See It Bcoz . . . . . . . . .. . . Her B***s Were Jst Awsome!!...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!

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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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Why Do 90 Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left Brest ? ) ( ( .)( . ) ) ( Because.... 90 Of The Boys Are Right Handed.....

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I'm Very Good In Bed... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I Can Sleep All Day... What Were U Thinking . . ....

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Two Sperms Were Swimming Along And One Said To The Other How Far 'til We Get To The Ovaries The Other One Replied Ages Were Only Passing The Tonsils :)

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How Fast Can You Guess The Words ? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3. F_ _k 4. P_ N_s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answer :- 1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Six You Go...

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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet Boy : Ok Baby Girl : Do It Now Pls Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain Girl : ..............

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!

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Why To Suffer Trying By All Means To Become Rich And Wear Expensive Branded Clothes, When Most Beautiful Things In Life We Do Without Cloths.

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Full Form Of Kiss Miss K=kiss I=is S=so S=sweet M=miss I=is S=so S=se*y Thats Y Its Taste Is Sweet S*xy

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Programming Is Like S*x: One Mistake And You Have To Support It For The Rest Of Your Life

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: Man Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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English Teachr: Make Sentence Using Neither-nor..! Boy: Wen Gurls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses Neither They Are Comfortable No We....

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Lesbians Can Also Take Viagra. They Don't Have To Swallow It, They Just Let It Melt In Their Tongues.

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. They Wet Without Bath. They Bleed Without Injury. They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. Make Boneless Thing Hard!!!..

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