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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Women Need A Reason To Have S*x. Men Just Need A Place.

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Why Does A Woman Have Two Pair Of Lips?.. One Is For Fighting And One Is To Make Up

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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Secretary To Boss: I Have Some Good News And Some Bad News. Boss: What's The Good News? Secretary: You're Not Sterile.

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isn't Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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Girl Lies There Stroking His Coc* After Great S*x He Smiles, Looks At Her And Asks Want Me To Fu*k You Again Baby? She Looks Up At Him And Says No Thanks, Jus...

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat Roasted Chicken !!!!...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Girl To Mom Girl : What Is Pe**s ? Mom : When U Grow And Become A Gud Girl U Get One. Girl : If I Become Bad ? Mom : Then U Will Get Many..

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S*x Is Fun. S*x Is Fine, Doggy Style Or 69, Just 4 Fun Or Getting Paid, Everyone Loves Getting Laid, So If U Want Me In The Sack, Just Lick Ur Lips Text M...

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Boyfrend Wanted S*x With His Girlfrend. But He Was Shy Of His Small Pen!s. One Day He Took Her To A Dark Room Gave His Pen!s In Her Hand. Girl: Sorry I Dont ...

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S*x Is The Game, Love Is A Name, Forget The Name Lets Play The Game.

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What's The Speed Limit Of S*x? 68 At 69 You Have To Turn Around

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A Girl Called Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. You Will Have Fun I Went Over And Nobody Was Home ..

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Lady To Her Husband- I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There.. . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lady- I Ju...

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!,,,,,,,,,...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!...

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A Man In A Hotel Accidentally Bumps Into A Woman Beside Him And,his Elbow Goes Into Her B****t The Man Turns To Her And Says, If Your Heart Is As Soft As Your ...

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Come On .... Have Fun Chew Me... Taste My... Sweetness... Dont Bite Me.... I M Sweet Chewing Um

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress Tension And Panic Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both...

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When I Am Rich. You Will Be My B***h.

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Q: What Is The Difference Between And Virggin And A Washing Machine? A: The Washing Machine Doesn't Follow You Around For Two Weeks After You Dump A Load In It...

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Wife And Husband Have Bought Condoms With Different Flavours. - Darling, I Will Turn Off The Light, Put One On And You Guess The Flavour. As Soon As He Turns Of...

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber....

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An Arab Being Interviewed In Us Embassy. -s*x? -6 Time A Week! -i Mean Male Or Female? -both! Sometimes Goats. -holy Cow! -yes,cow And Camels Too. -oh Dear -no,...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed: Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said: I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So :p...

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Wife Said= I Have No Salt, Husband=don,t Worry Use Colgate Active Salt,

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Ur First Night? Man: She Charged Rs 100 From Me For Overspeed, 200 For Wrongside Entry And Rs 5...

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