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Who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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Responses During Fun With Different Girls Girlfriend Wow Darling, This Is Great Prostitute Come On.. Finish It Now.. Wife I Think The Ceiling Needs Painting.....

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What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck...

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A Girl In A Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide And Asks The Guy Do You Know What I Want...... Guy--- I Know You Naughty You Want To Sleep Alone On Entire Bed.......

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Fact: 79,000,000 People Are Engaged In S*x Right Now. Fact: 58,000,000 Are Kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 Are Relaxing After Having S*x. Fact: 1 Old Timer Is ...

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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Teacher: What Will Happen Ifearth Rotates 30 Times Faster? Sardar Student: Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Girls Will Bleed To Death.

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Height Of Max.insult: Man In A Romantic Mood To Women: I Want 2 B Part Of Ur Body Women: No Thanks!! I Have An Already 2 Holes..:)

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. Q: Why Doesnt Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? . . . A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offense!...

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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet Boy : Ok Baby Girl : Do It Now Pls Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain Girl : ..............

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!

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Wife: My Brests Are Too Small How Do I Increse Their Siz? Husband: Rub Toilet Paper Between Them Everyday. Wife:rubbing A Pice Of Toilet Paper Btn My Brests E...

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Boy Wid His Girlfriend Watching A Boxing Match, In Watch A Boxer Got Knocked Out In D 1st Round! . . Boy:disgusting Just All Over In 1 Min? . Girl:now U Know H...

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Q: What Is A Kiss? A: Very Simple, Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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Let Me Show You.. The Best Picture.. In The World.. () () () () ( ,o ) ( O,) (,) (,) (,) (,)

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A Girl Asked A Guru To Explain Devil, H**l Nd Heaven. Guru- Between My Two Legs Is Devil, Between Your Two Legs Is H**l, Put Devil In H**l You'll Feel Heaven....

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints...

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..what Comes After 69 . . . 'mouthwash Hahahahahahaha.. .

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Why To Suffer Trying By All Means To Become Rich And Wear Expensive Branded Clothes, When Most Beautiful Things In Life We Do Without Cloths.

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W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment Husband H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous...

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Adult Sms Messages A Train Is Bout2 Crash. A Frantic Virgin Strips Off N Says: Can Anyone Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothe...

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Two Lawyers Were Walking Down Rodeo Drive, And Saw A Beautiful Model Walking Towards Them. What A Babe, One Said, I'd Sure Like To Fu*k Her! Really? The Other...

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S*x Is Like Art. Most Of It Is Pretty Bad, And The Good Stuff Is Out Of Your Price Range.

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When A Boy Sweeps You Off Your Feet, He's In The Perfect Position To Drop You On Your A*s

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It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass......

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Schoolgirl: I Dont Want To Go For S*x Education Class Teacher : Why? Girl : Some Body Said The Final Exam Will Be Oral..

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Teacher : Who's D Biggest Person? U Or Ur Daddy? Kid: Me Ofcourse. Teacher: How???? Kid: I Stopped Drinkin Milk From My Mom.. Daddy Hasn't.....

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Joke:- A Boy Asked Pregnant Mum' Ma Why Is Ur Belly So Big '' Mum'' Ur Little Brother Is In It'' Boy, Did U Love Him, Mum, Of Course I Love Him, Boy, But Why Di...

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S*x Is A Sensation. It's About A Man's Temptation, Putting His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do You Understand The Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstrati...

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into A Dark Room, Locked The Door, Put Off The Light, Pulled Her To The Bed, Dragged Her Into The Blanket, And Said, Howz...

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4 Road Signs Which Stands In Front Of A Womans Vag!na. 1.caution-dark Tunnel 2.drive Carefully-road Wet N Slippery. 3.go Slow. 4.men At Work.......

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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