Shopkeeper Messages

A S**y Indian Girl Went To A Shop To Buy Indian Flag. On Seeing The Flag, She Said Something That Confused And Irritated The Shopkeeper. Guess What Did S**y Gi...

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,to The Only Boy I Ever Loved! Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them ,,,,,,,,...

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio.

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards?shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,”to The Only Boy I Ever Loved!”gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them...

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Shopkeeper: This Sweater's Made Of Pure Virgin Wool Sir... Santa: You See I Am Not Interested In The Morals Of The Sheep. Just Tell Me, Will It Keep Me Warm???...

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Shopkeeper: Madam This Panty And This Bra Will Look Nice On U. Lady: How Can U Be So Sure? Shopkeeper: I'have Done Diploma In Interior Designing....

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says 'to The Only Boy I Ever Loved' Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them....

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Boy: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,'to The Only Gal I Ever Loved!' Boy: Great! I Want 10 Of Them...

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Shopkeeper: This Sweater's Made Of Pure Virgin Wool Sir. Santa: You See I Am Not Interested In The Morals Of The Sheep. Just Tell Me, Will It Keep Me Warm?...

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Krish Was Going To Shopping. Shopkeeper: Sir,do You Want Pocket Calculator.? Krish: No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have..!

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio...!!

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Girl: Do You Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says To The Only Boy I Ever Loved. Girl: Great! I Want 10 Of Them....

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says 'to The Only Boy I Ever Loved' Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them .....

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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A Girl In A Shop : How Much This Dress Costs? Shopkeeper : Just 5 Kisses..! Girl : Ok, Pack The Dress.. My Grandma Will Pay U The Bill.........

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A Sardar Went To A Shop And Said Give Me Indian Flag. Shopkeeper Gave Him, Sardar Said Him Show Any Other Colour Please!

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Young College Girl At The Local Greetings Cards Store. Girl: Do You Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says: To The Only Boy...

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says 'to The Only Boy I Ever Loved' Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them.

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A 13 Year Girl At The Bra Shop. Girl:show Me Bra. Shopkeeper: 36? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:32? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:20? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:16? Girl:small...

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Once A Sardar Goes To Recharge His Phone Sardar-recharge The Phone With 100 , Shopkeeper - You Got Talktime Of 88 In 100 Sardar No Problem Give Sweets Of 12...

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