Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera V
yah Ho Gaya Hai.
Boss: Fa..
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In UK Along With 3
Women.
When Bus Arrived,..
Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu
Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi..