Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera V
yah Ho Gaya Hai.
Boss: Fa..
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In UK Along With 3
Women.
When Bus Arrived,..
Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu
Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi..