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I Lo0k Into My Pocket, I Have Rm1 Dat's All! I Open My Purse, I Saw 50 Cent, So Sad! Then I Peep Into My Heart, Wow!!u Know What? I Am S0 Rich. Why? B'coz I Hav...

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Today Is The Last Day Of Your Life, So Far.

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Winning Horse Doesn’t Knows Why It Runs In The Race, It Runs Because Of The Beat And Pains… Life Is A Race,god Is Your Rider, So If U R In Pain Then Think, ...

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I Can See It In Her Eyes When She Turns To Me And Smiles Everything Feels So Right Until The Morning Light

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When I Was A Child, So Many Girls Wanted To Kiss Me, I Allowed Them But Now I Want To Kiss So Many Girls, They Dont Allow Me To Kiss. Moral: Girls Are Selfish!...

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Hello.....!this Is Rajesh. Enjoy 2dy.don't Think Abt Pst $feature.beacuse We Don't Know That We Will See Tomorrow Ya Not. So Let's Enojy.

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So Many Hands In 1 Tiffin Box, So Many Friends On 1 Bench, So Much Laughter On 1 Stupid Joke, So Many Calls On Birth'day Night, So Much Love 4 Just 1 Person, So...

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So, Tell Me You Feel You Cant Let Go Only With Me You Feel At Home You Have Inside Of You All My Love I Love You, I Love You Baby Believe, Baby Believe I Love Y...

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Good Girls Go To Heaven Bad Girls Go Everywhere

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Fact Of Life When Someone Is So Sweet To You ... Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All The Time Because Even The Sweetest Chocos Expires ...

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Every Night I Go Home Crying Because I'll Have To Wait Until Tomorrow To See You Again.... Every Morning I Wake Up Happy Because I Know I'll See You... Did The ...

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Think Wel Plan Wel Do Wel Sleep Wel Play Wel Laugh Wel Throw Ur Mobile Into Wel Coz U R Not Messging Me Wel Dnt Think Abt Ur Cel. Alwys Say All Izz Wel...

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Yo Momma Is So Stupid That She Tripped Over A Cordless Telephone!

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Your Love Has Made My Life So Colorful That Nothing Else Attracts Me Anymore.xx

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Some Things Are Left Undone, Some Words Are Left Unsaid, Some Feelings Are Left Unexpressed, But Someone As Sweet As You Could Never Be Left Unmissed.

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The Animals Of A Jungle Have Decided To Hold A Meeting. The Lion Has Come, The Tiger Has Come, The Elephant Has Come, The Monkey Has Come.. But The Meeting Has...

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Yo Momma So Fat When She Jumped Into The Local Pool The Water Jumped Out!

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So Many Hands In 1 Tiffin Box, So Much Laughter On 1 Stupid Joke, So Many Calls On Birth'day Night, So Many Prays For 1 Little Worry, So Much Love 4 Just 1 Pers...

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Love.... Why Is It That My Love For Him Was Very Bad.. I Dont Understand Him Already... Hahahy!!!!!! Kapoya Sad Mag Love Woizt...... Boangon Pa Jud Na Pagka Lal...

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3rd Person Never Create Misundrstandng Between 2 People. But Misunderstandng Between 2 People Create Space For 3rd Person So Take Care My Friend.

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So Many Questions, But The Answers Are So Few, All I Really Know, Is, I Miss You !

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Your Momma So Poor I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street And I Said What Are You Doing? She Then Replied Moving House,

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So, I Will Head Out Alone And Hope For The Best We Can Pat Ourselves On The Back And Say That We Tried And If One Of Us Makes It Big We Can Spill Our Regrets ...

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!...

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So, Now You Love Me? That's Cute. Adorable, In Fact

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In A School Functn: A Lkg Boy Started Closng His Ears Wid Both Hands Wen A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech Others Askd Him Y R U Closng Ur Ears He Replied ...

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So Many Friends On 1 Bench, So Much Laughter On 1 Stupid Joke, So Many Calls On Birth'day Night, So Many Prays For 1 Little Worry, So Much Love 4 Just 1 Person,...

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Father Asked The Boy, So,you Wanna Become My Son-in-law? The Boy Replied, Not Really Sir, But This Is The Only Way To Marry Your Daughter!

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For Me U R As... Chees 4 Pizza.. Passport 4 Visa... Butter 4 Bread.. Ice 4 Freezer.. Cream 4 Cake... Water 4 Lake.. Leaf 4 Tree.. A Friend Like U Is 4 Ever...

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I Love All The Stars In The Sky But They R Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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Baby Loving U Is So Easy, As Simple As Abc Because U R So Special, Other Girls R Nothing At All Loving U,

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Love, I Dont Want My Son To Do The Same 4 Your Daughter, So Lets Make Them Brother Sis...

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I Would Write On All The Bricks “i Miss You” And Hope That 1 Falls On Your Head So You Know How It Hurts To Miss Someone Special Like You....

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Hello, U R So, Art! S Art! M S Art! M S Art! S Artm! Ms Art! Ms Art! Ms Art! Ms Art! Sorry, This Doesn't Fit U......

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I Love You I Love You I Love You .... I Can Say It 1000000000000000 Times I Love You

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I've Written On All Bricks Of Wall I Miss U I Want One Brick To Fall On Your Head So That U Can Understand How Much It Hurts When I Miss U.

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Minds-to Think About Her. Eyes-to Look At Her. Hands-to Care Her. Heart-to Love Her. Body-to Hold Her And Lips-to Kiss Her. By Darpon...

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Hiiiiiiiiiii This Is Kashpro Vich I Like To Talk With Girls So Sorry Boys Girls Are Very Beautiful Without Girls Boys Are Nothing

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Will Be Sunshine In Me I'm Living A Life Inside A Broken Life Will Be Sunshine In Me I'm Living A Life Inside A Blinding Life Everyday Morning I Can Play With T...

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Passenger To A Hot Air Hostess: What Is Your Name ? Air Hostess Answers : Benz, Sir ! Passenger Says : Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedes Benz ? ...

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