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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Your Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Your Naughty Mind!...

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When Zara Zara Touch Me...one Thing Touch Katrina's Everywhere Of Her Body Do You Know What Don't Think Naughty . . .. ... ... ... ... .. It's Her Dress Boss...

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There Are 4 Ways To Enjoy Love 1. Hand In Hand. 2. That In Hand. 3. Hand In That. 4. That In That. Now Dont Ask Me What Is That.....

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A Great Love Story.. Hero Loves Heroine, But Heroine Loves Villain, But Vilan Loves Hero's Sister, But Hero's Sister Loves Heroine Brother But Heroine Brother L...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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What Is The Difference Between A Woman's Hand And A Frying Pan? In A Pan, The Sausages Are Smaller, Larger In A Woman's Hand ...

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Do U Know? In 1935 Usa Govt Killed A Man On 1st Saturday Of Aug, N Next Day His Bst Frnd Committed Suicide In His Memor... So... Usa Govt Decided N Declared...

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Birth Is The Start Of Life Beauty Is The Art Of Life Love Is The Part Of Life Death Is The Last Of Life But, Friend Is The Heart Of Life...

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress Tension And Panic Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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Bra And Bar Both Have Same Alphabets. Both Are Drinking Zones. Both Have Restricted Time Of Opening And Closing. But When Opened, Both Make Man Crazy...

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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What Is A Short Thing That Gets Longer When A Woman Pulls It Cradles It Between Her Breats, And Pushes It Into A Hole, What Is It? U Dirty Mind! Its A Car Seat...

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When You're Feeling Lost In The Night When You Feel Your World Just Ain't Right Call On Me, I Will Be Waiting Count On Me, I Will Be There

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobile ...

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!!...

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Did You Know That It's A Well Known Fact That People Who Send And Receive Texts With There Thumbs Are G*y!!! To Late To Change Now H**o!!!

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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman –sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!

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Don't Do Drugs Because If You Do Drugs You'll Go To Prison And Drugs Are Really Expensive In Prison......... !!

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Arrange Marriage Is Like' While Ur Walking Un-fortunately A Snake Bit's U!.... And Love Marriage Is Like Going 2 A Snake And Saying Bite-me,bite-me,bite-me.....

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Nurse Kept Boys Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Boy Started Dancing Nurse:y R U Dancing. Boy:next Is Urine Test

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$ex Like Shaving? Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today.... Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again...

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Once Rajnikanth Taught A Child How 2 Open A Door Widout Ringing A Bell......today Dat Child Is Known As Inspector Daya Of Cid....!!

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H**l! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H**l.

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard To Find, Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart...

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Wat A Strange Society! We Dont Believe In Life After Death, And Yet People Always Ask 'what Next After Engineering'? :-)...

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Suit Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life,monday Comes Before Sunday,divorce Comes Before Marriage,college Comes Before School But The Best Thi...

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One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends If They Seem Okay , Then Youre The One....

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Why Do Indian Women Pray 2 God 4 Same Husband In Next Life? 2 Ensure The Efforts Taken 2 Train Him In Dis Life,do Not Go In Vain!

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