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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service..!! :-d

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X S Smile E Energy X Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always B Succ S*x Ful! In Life....

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We

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Dictionary Is Da Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life, Success Before Work, Divorce Before Marriage. But The Best Part Is Friend Comes Before Relatives :)...

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A Unit In S*x Education Was About To Begin, And Each Student Had To Bring In A Permission Slip In Order To Take It. A Boy Handed In His Slip And Explained To Th...

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Boy:your New Shoes Is Beatuiful.. Girl: You Want To Remove It Boy: Then Your Dress Is Also So Nice....

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On A Ship Captain To A Girl: If You Don't Sleep With Me, I'll Sink The Ship. Later She Sms Her Husband: You Must Be Proud Of Me, I Save 600 Passengers 9 Times ...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant, Went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Your Policy Covers Sickness, Accident Not Pregnancy ! Girl: It Was Accident. :-...

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Santa Was Crying Like Anythng. Banta Asked:why Are You Cryng? Santa I Cm For Blood Tst Banta: So?r U Afraid? Santa:no,not That. During The Blood Test They Cut M...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered Waiting For Aut...

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Let Me Show You.. The Best Picture.. In The World.. () () () () ( ,o ) ( O,) (,) (,) (,) (,)

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill… . . . . So, Please Don’t Look At Me . . . . I Don’t Wanna See You Die.!!!

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Hi Dear, I M Here, U R There, But Don't Care Far Or Near, V Can Share, Thora U Come Near, Sit On Chair, Listen With Care, I Miss U Dear...

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Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party.

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Wife Said : I Will Die Husband Replied: I Will Also Die Wife Again : Why Will You Die? Husband Said : Because I Cant Bear The Excitement When You Die....

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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Boy:dad How Was I Born?? Dad:son, Ur Mom And I Got Together At Cybercafe We Set Up A Date Via E-mail,ur Mom Agreed To Download Data From My Pen Drive.just When ...

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Friendship Is Not About Finding The Right Person But, Creating The Right Relation. It S Not How Much We Care In The Beginning But How Much We Care Till The End...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered - Waiting For Aut...

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Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire? Millionaire: I Owe Everything To My Wife. Interviewer: Wow, She Must Be Some ...

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Wife: Last Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, And I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill!

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Men Are The Best Cooks You Have To Agree!!! Bcoz Wid 2 Nuts N 1 Sausage And A Little Bit Of Cream,he Can Fill A Womens Tummy For 9 Months.!!

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Girl: If A Boy Had A Different Girl Every Week, He's A Legend, But If A Girl Have Just Two Guys In A Year, She's A Sl*t. It's Unfair !!! Boy: If A Key Opens Lot...

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary And Private Scretary ? Ans: . . Secretary Says Good Morning Sir. Private Scretary Says It S Morning Sir....

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Love Yr Friends,as They Love U, But Never Hate Them When They Hate U, Give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1

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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping On Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping On Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes W...

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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S3x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S3x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gud For U.

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Once Der Lived A Sxy Woman Who Had No Husband. But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . Her Dinner. Plz Don't Xpect Non Veg Msgs Frm A Decnt Boy Lk Me !...

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A Boy Aftr Spendng Gr8 Time Wid Gf, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag Askd-is He Ur X Bf? Gf Kissd Him Said No Dear Dats Me B4 Surgery!

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The Most Valuable Sentence In Life: Don't Show So Much Love And Care To Anyone, Because It Creates A Non-curable Pain When They Start Avoiding You................

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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