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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha..

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Woman And A Condom?................ They Both Fit Around Your D**k And Are Present In Your Wallet.

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Lovely Thought-i Know So Many People Hate Me,bcoz I M Not So Good...but Some People Love Mebcozthey Know,that"..i M Not Too Bad....

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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While Preparing Her Resume A Young Lady Wrote: Special Qualification: I Am Flexible Enough To Perform In All Positions.

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Christmas Gift Suggestions:to Your Enemy, Forgiveness. To An Opponent, Tolerance. To A Friend, Your Heart. To A Customer, Service. To All, Charity. To Every Chi...

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Worried Mother Gave Daughter Pack Of Condom B4 Hot Date, Girls Laughs N Hugs Her Times Hv Changed Mom M Dating Alisha Giv Me Carrots !!!

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The Best Definition Of Work . A Place Where Officially Adults Go And . Behave Like Children =p -

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A Man Was Teaching A Woman How To Swim , Finally The Woman Said : Tell Me Frankly Will I Really Drown Like A Leaking Boat If U Take Ur Finger Out......

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With Wwho ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!!!...

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I Cn't Understand Why Life Introduced U To Me..but That's Not The Question To Be Asked ... Question Is How Life Knew That I Needed A Friend Exactly Like U...!!...

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend? When His Dialouge, I Care For You Converts Into I Will Kill You If You Don't Care For Me

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics: . When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...

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A Little Girl To Her Mother: Mom! I Have Come To Know The Boy Next Door Have A Pennes Like A Peanut Mom: Do You Mean Its Little Girl: No Mom! Its Salty....

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W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment Husband H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous...

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What Is Santa's Culture?santa's Culture Is Agriculture.y Santa's Culture Is Agriculture?coz Santa Agree Wid Every Culture..ha Ha Ha...

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S*x At 8-ignor It, At 18-feel It At 28-xplor It At 38-enjoy It At 48-pay 4 It, At 58-pray 4 It, At 68-beg 4 It, At 88-atleast Die Now U Addict...

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss, A Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Watch Nd Tv News Jaldi!!! India Is Selected For Super 8 Because Sirlanka, Players Got Cought In Drug Test! Bewakuf April Fool!

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? Im In A Good Mood :) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquito....

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Don't Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng...

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U R Sweeter Than Honey. Purer Than Milk. Softer Than Flower. Since I Have U As My Lover, Come To Me Near, Ill Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear. Ull Say, Having U Is Tr...

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Why Are Condoms Only Sold In Packets Of 3 And 12 ? Because 3 Are For Young People (morning, Afternoon, Night) N 12 For Old People Jan To Dec..

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As I Much I Luv U As I Much I Need U Make Me 1's Smile When U Kissed My Lips When I Was Upset And I Hate How Much I Luv U I Need U...

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Q: When Do You Know You're Really Lonely? A: Your Own Tongue Starts To Feel Good In Your Mouth.

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Love The People Who Love You, Because They Like Something In U. Develop It! Love The People Who Hate U, Bcoz They Hate Something In U. Change It. Good Morning

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Q.how Can You Spot A Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? . . . . . . . A. It's Not Hard.

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Im With You Reading This , Looking At Your Eyes And Your Lips, Touching Your Lips Softly With My Fingertips. Making Love To You In Every Kiss...

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstrat...

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People Are Not "difficult" People Are "different"if We Understand This We Can Save Many Relations In Life

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Boy:your New Shoes Is Beatuiful.. Girl: You Want To Remove It Boy: Then Your Dress Is Also So Nice....

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Pants Zip Open.. Sec:- Sir, Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss:- Did U See My Bmw Sec:- No Sir, I Saw A Tata Nano With 2 Punctured Tyres......

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Cute Nurse Came For A Job Interview. Dr: What Salary Do You Expect? Nurse: Rs10000. Dr Was Overjoyed N Said My Pleasure Nurse: With Pleasure Its Rs:30000...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!...

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