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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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I Wish To Wish The Wish You Wish To Wish, But If You Wish The Wish The Witch Wishes, I Won't Wish The Wish You Wish To Wish..

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Banta Went For Divorce Judge : You Have 3 Kids How Will You Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard Says, Oye.. Idea, Well Come Next Year With 1 More...

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Girl Lies There Stroking His Co*k After Great S*x He Smiles, Looks At Her And Asks Want Me To F*ck You Again Baby? She Looks Up At Him And Says No Thanks, J...

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Dear Abby, My Mother Is Mean And Short-tempered. I Think She Is Going Through Her Mental Pause.

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I Live Inside Of You Nothing In This World Can Make Me Change It Shades Of Grey ,my Life Is Only In Pain Without You And I Cant Take It

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New Funny Facebook Status . . . If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questi...

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber....

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Define Rape With The Help Of Good Example? Rape Is A Very-very Difficult Job. For Example:- It Is Like Playing Golf With A Continuously Moving Hole....

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Women's Nature As Per Bra Size.. 3o=innocent 32=calm 34=defensive 36=se.xy 38=hot 4o=aggressive 42=out Of Control 44=neighbour's Pride, Owner Cries.....

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In 1oo Mtr Race,it Was Announced 1 2 3 Start All Started Running Except Krish. Coach:why Are You Still Waiting? Krish:my No Is 4

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Niple Niple Little Star Can I Suck You In My Car Up Above The B****t So High Always Milky Never Dry Let Me Touch It Never Shy In The Bra It Will Be Dry...

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When You Get This Sms, Send It To 1 Person U Love, 1 U Hate, 1 U Always Think Of And 1 U Wish To Kill. Now, Keep Guessing Why I Sent It To U.

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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Minds?? Ans: Because They Know That Men Are Stupid, But Not Blind...!!! :...

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A Guy Picks Up A Girl For The Date. Why Are U Wearing Ur Belt Around Ur Knee..? Girl: I Promised My Mom That I Wouldnt Let You Touch Me Below My Belt....

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary Ans Private Secretary? Secretary Says Good Morning Sir.......... Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir..............

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I Have You! If You Hate Me, Shoot Me With An Arrow, But Please Not On The Heart Coz That's Were You Are!

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I Want To: Suck You Lick You Move My Tongue All Over You Feel You In My Mouth... Yep, That's How U...eat An Ice Cream!

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I Am The Punishment Of God.if You Had Not Committed Great Sins, God Would Not Sent A Punishment Like Me Upon You ! )

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There Is A Sign In The Toilet Of The Sex Change Clinic. It Reads: We May Never Piss This Way Again.

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It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass......

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Men Are The Best Cooks You Have To Agree!!! Bcoz Wid 2 Nuts N 1 Sausage And A Little Bit Of Cream,he Can Fill A Womens Tummy For 9 Months.!!

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Im With You Reading This , Looking At Your Eyes And Your Lips, Touching Your Lips Softly With My Fingertips. Making Love To You In Every Kiss...

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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet Boy : Ok Baby Girl : Do It Now Pls Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain Girl : ..............

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl... Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes... Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl... Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect G...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Your Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Your Naughty Mind!...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love Love Is A Lock Of Marriage , Marriage Is A Box Of Children Children Are Problem Of India , How Much Of Problem........... A Kiss Can Cre...

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Boy: If I Kiss You And Run Away What Will You Think?? Girl: I Will Think That It Was A Fool Guy Who Can Solve Whole Paper But Only Done Objectives

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Friend Are Very Important In Our Life.because Any Problem Comes Suddenly That Friends They Can Slove The Problem.if Any Problem Friends Will Support That Friend...

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Newtons Susu Law: No Matter How Much U Press It Shake It Rotate It Slap It Strangle It And Pull It. The Last Drop Of Urine Will Always Fall In Ur Underwear..gen...

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1 Advice- Dont Change, 1 Request- Take Care, 1 Wish- Don't Forget Me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll Always Be Gud Friends.

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2 Ways To Suicide.1) Quick Death:take A Big Rope,tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself.2) Slow Death:take A Small Rope, Tie It On A Girl's Neck To Marry...!

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Boy:dad How Was I Born?? Dad:son, Ur Mom And I Got Together At Cybercafe We Set Up A Date Via E-mail,ur Mom Agreed To Download Data From My Pen Drive.just When ...

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It's Your Scent. It's Like A Drug To Me. It's Like You're My Own Personal Brand Of Heroin.

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If You Live To Be 100 Years, I Hope I Live To Be 100 Minus 1 Day, So I Never Have To Live Without You.

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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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You Can Choose To Be Happy Or Sad And Whichever You Choose That Is What You Get.i Wish U A Very Happy Pongal!!!

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