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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Man1: My Wife Is Obsess W/ Cars. While Asleep, She Holds My Bird Say 'ferari,porsche...' Man2: Mine Is Worst, She Puts My Bird Inside Her Say 'full Tank Pls....

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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When Ur Life Is In Darkness Pray 2 God Ask Him 2 Free U From Darkness If After U Pray Ur Still In Darkness, Plz Pay Ur Electricity Bill!...

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid: Dear Maths, Please Gr0w Up N S0lve Ur Own Pr0blems..

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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Girl : I'm Warning You, My Mummy Is Coming Back In Half An Hour.. Boy : But I'm Not Doing Anything.. Girl : That's Why I'm Warning You.. Hurry Up !...

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection....

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A Man Had Sun Burnt In His Private Part! So He Asked To Dip It In A Milk From His Friend. While Doing This His Gf Spots Him. N Says I Always Wonder How U Guys...

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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Dress Code For 14 Feb: Green-leave Me Alone Orange-going 2 Propose Pinkaccepted Proposal Black-rejected Proposal White-already Booked...

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S E X His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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X Is Imposible For God, X Is Above God, If U Eat X U Will Die, Rich Needs X, Poor Has X , X Is A 7 Letter Word Reply If U R Genius. What Is X?

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Definition Of 'lady Doctor' Its Dat Cute Dashing Girl Wearing Angelic White Coat, Holding Ur Hand, Looking In2ur Eyes, Still Wants Ur Pulse 2b Normal...

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I Went To The Pre-ejaculation Clinic Today. The Problem Was That When I Got There Everyone Was Gone. I Guess I Came Early.

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What Ru Doing? A Guy:mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk...,

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Kissing At Top.. Holding At Middle.. Fire At Bottom.. U Know The Answer? Cigarette. But I Like The Way U Think..!!!-)...

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Love Is Like Pent But Frndshp Is Like An Undrwear When Pent Burst Then Underwear Keeps The Thing Hidden From People So Thankz For Being My Underwear......

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Thought: The Miserable Condition Of Human Life ... When You Are Able To Help The Person Who Is In Trouble But The Person Don't Want The Help Of You......

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Bra And Bar Both Have Same Alphabets. Both Are Drinking Zones. Both Have Restricted Time Of Opening And Closing. But When Opened, Both Make Man Crazy...

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(((((( )))))) (((( ) ( )))) ((((( ._. ))))) (((((( __, )))))) Dont U Ever Send Me Your Picture Again! U Scared Me To Death!

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I.

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity Tragedy Of Life....

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A Little Kid:my Mummy Said If You Don't Stop Bullying Me Then She's Going To Kick Your A*s!! Other Little Kid:well Tell Your Mummy To Bring It On! Mum Flys T...

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Nice Lines By Chanakya:- You Are Born Without Anything But You Die With Your Name... So That Name Must Not Be A Word Only, It Must Be A History.... Take Care...

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Miss Me Or Hate Me Both R In My Favor, If U Miss Me Ill Always B In Ur Heart, If U Hate Me Ill Always B In Ur Mind...

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Teacher: U Idiots! At Your Age Einstein Ranked First In Class. What About You? . . Student: Sir At Your Age Hitler Committed Suicide..! What About You ???...

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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You Know Why I Hate Silence So Much?? 'cause When It's Quiet.. When I'm All Alone.. I Realize.. I'm Badly... Missin' Your Noise....

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Friendship And Medicine Both R Good 4 Our Health. They Care Us When We Need, But The Only Difference Is That. . . . . Friendship Has No Expiry Date!...

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I!! :-)

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Conversation Between Boy And A Girl Boy:- Why Does It Sounds While Girls Pass Urine Girls Replies:- Its All Because We People Doesnt Have A Six Inch Silencer Li...

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What Do A Clitoris, An Anniversary And A Toilet Have In Common? Men Always Miss Them.

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Text Me When You Are Sad, Text Me When You Need Someone To Listen To And You Can't Find Anyone Who Will. I Don't Care If I'm Your Last Option, I Just Don't Want...

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Yo Mama So Dumb, When She Tried To Commit Suicide She Jumped Out Of The Basement Window.

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