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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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. A Sexx Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. . . .no, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants ...

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Touching Lines Just Before Death.... Don't Bury Me Immediately After My Death,,, My Friendshave A Habit Of Coming Late.

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Q: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Make Eye Contact? A: B*****s Don't Have Eyes.

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Guys Must Read Simple Cet Question.. Wat's D Solution For 2+2 = ? Options: A) 4 B) Four C) Iv D) 4. Now U Know Why Students Commit Suicide....!!...

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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Which Is Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch? Women's Doubles Tennis- 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You Don't Know Which One To Watch.

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Miss Me Or Hate Me!! Both R In My Favor... If U Miss Me I'll Alwez Be In Ur Heart. ...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Birth Is Once.... Youth Is Once.... Death Is Once.... Love Is Once.... Marriage Is Once... But.... Friendship Is Runs Forever.........

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If Shakespeare's Mom Had An Abortion...!!:-

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Do U Know That Why Does Most Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips? B'coz It Is D Best Most Beautiful Way To Shut The Women's Mouth Atleast For Some Seconds...

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Girl Lies There Stroking His Co*k After Great S*x He Smiles, Looks At Her And Asks Want Me To F*ck You Again Baby? She Looks Up At Him And Says No Thanks, J...

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S*x Is A Sensation. It's About A Man's Temptation, Putting His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do You Understand The Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstrati...

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What Is D Difference Between Monkey Donkey? Monkey Will Save Dis Message Donkey Will Delete Dis Message. Choice Is Urs

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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2 Students Were Caught N***d.. Having S*x In A Classroom.. Janitor: Aha, You Are Violating School Rulesss....!!!! Boy: What Rulessssss???? Janitor: Paused An...

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Tips Of The Winter: Morning: Two Eggs With Milk Evening: Two Pegs With Chips N Night: Two Legs With Hips:p...

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Q. Are You Married? A. No, I'm Divorced. Q. And What Did Your Husband Do Before You Divorced Him? A. A Lot Of Things I Didn't Know About....

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Hey Boy I Had A Dream About Us Last Night, We Were Having Hot, Steaming, Mind Blowing, Extremly Satisfying......corn Soup.

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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There Will Not Be Any Fear And Doubtin Performing Any Task, If You Are A Confident,courageous And Hard Working Person.

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The Best Definition Of Work . A Place Where Officially Adults Go And . Behave Like Children =p -

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Never Hate People Who Are Jealous Of You......instead Love Them.......!because They Are One Who Think Better Than Them.......!!

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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Doc 1- S**t I Had S*x With My Patient,im Feelin Guilty. Doc 2 - It Happens In Our Profession,take It Easy. Doc 1 - Ya..ya..but U See.. Im A Veternary Doctor...

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I Think You're Name Is Very Short..... If You Like And Agree Join My Name With Yours For Life Time... It Makes Your Name Long And Sweet...

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$ex Like Shaving? Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today.... Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again...

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It Takes Half Our Life To Find True Friends And Half Of It Keeping Them, I Am Lucky To Have Spent Less Than Half My Life Finding You And Wish To Spend The Rest ...

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Actually I Want To Kill You, Bacause You Are Not Messaging Me. Why?? But I Can't, According To Section 340/b/wildlife Act Killing Monkeys Is A Crime.......

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Katrina Started To Touching Salman's Bamboo And Get It Increasing,but ... ... ... Alas Her Ball Was Also Increasing Too Highly That The Bra Broken And Milk Was ...

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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. A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . . Removes Sandal = 56. . Then Dupatta = 52 . Now Coins Finished........ . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Ha...

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi...

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