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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind...

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Krish's Father:should I Buy Tickets To My Children. Conductor: Yes Only If They Are Above 8. Krish's Father:thank God I Have Only 6 Children...

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I Wish I Could Be Your Tear Drops, For What More Could Anyone Ask For Then To Be Conceived In Your Heart, Born In Your Eyes, Live On Your Cheeks, And Die On You...

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Wife: If I Sleep With Ur Most Loving Friend, What Will Be The First Thought That Will Come In Ur Mind? Husband: That U Are A L*****n.

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Ques:why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? Think As An Engineer Ans:b'coz Boys Have Ball Bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction...

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X S - Smile E - Energy X - Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always B Succ S*x Ful! In Life....

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Lady 1 :- What Do You Think About Husbands ? Lady 2 :- They Are Like Owls. Lady 1 :- Why Owls ? Lady 2 :- They Can See Good Things In Wife Only At Night . . ...

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Question: Why Is Marriage Give And Take For Guys? Answer: Because A Guy Should Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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It's The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bathroom Or Anywhere! U Must Never Stop Doing It. It's Called Prayer! God Blesesess Ur Dirty ...

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Lady Traveling With Her Husband In The Train. Lady-last Night That Man Sitting Over There Put Hands In To My Bra. Husband-u Dont Worry The Money Was In My Pants...

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Women Wish 2 Be Loved Not Because They Are Pretty, Or Good, Or Graceful, Or Intelligent, But Because They're Themselves.

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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery...

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Dedicated To All Engineers: I Could Have Been A Doctor And Saved Lots Of Lives! I Could Have Been A Lawyer And Defended Lots Of Lives! I Could Have Bee...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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What's The Difference Between A Porcupine And A Porsche Owner? With A Porcupine, The P***k Is On The Outside!

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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A Girl Take Too Much Time To Love And Few Seconds To Hate But A Boy Takes Few Seconds To Love And Too Much Time To Hate (shakes Pear)

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When U Are A Mother, U R Never Really Alone In Ur Thoughts. A Mother Always Has To Think Twice, Once For Herself And Once For Her Child.

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know? :d

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Six Feet Girl To Her Boss: I Am Being Sexually Harassed. Boss: Why? Girl:this Guy Comes In Every Morning Says My Hair Smells Great. Boss:what The Problem In Tha...

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Advise To All The Girls. Do Not Play With Street Dogs U May Get Rabies And.. Do Not Play With Smart Boys U May Get Babies.

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I'm Very Good In Bed... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I Can Sleep All Day... What Were U Thinking . . ....

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Make A Change While You Still Have The Chance, Because There Will Come A Time That There Will Be A Lot Of Changes, But No More Room For Changes....

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Mother: Do U Know The Meaning Of Marriage? Daughter: Yes, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Sms Center: This Is Your Card In The Transmission Of Illegal Perversions Locked! Judicial Action Will Follow. Federal News Service!

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Misuse Of English! A Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear So Da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard Said: Dont Look At The Book Figure,look At My Figure:d On...

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I!! :-)

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Girl Before Marriage Looks Like Brbie Doll, After Marriage Beautiful Doll, After One Year Nice Doll, After Two Years Only Doll, After Three Years Pandol...

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When An Apple Becomes Red... . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . Vote...!!...

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There Is Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On, Just Make Sure That Car Door Is Closed.

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Q. Are You Married? A. No, I'm Divorced. Q. And What Did Your Husband Do Before You Divorced Him? A. A Lot Of Things I Didn't Know About....

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