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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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There Is Nothing Worse Than That Moment During An Argument When You Realize You're Wrong....

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Sardarji Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days Guess Why? Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women....

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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Six Year Old Boy To A 4 Year Old Boy Dude I Found A Condom In The Balcony Four Year Old Boy Whats A Balcony???????

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. They Wet Without Bath. They Bleed Without Injury. They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. Make Boneless Thing Hard!!!..

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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A Unit In S*x Education Was About To Begin, And Each Student Had To Bring In A Permission Slip In Order To Take It. A Boy Handed In His Slip And Explained To Th...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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If 10 People Care For U, One Of Them Is Me, If One Person Cares For U That Would Be Me Again, If No One Cares For U That Means I M Not In This World......

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Have You Seen The Hottest New Catholic P**n Film? Its 10 Minutes Of S*x And 50 Minutes Of Guilt.

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Different Phases Of A Man: . . . . . . . . After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 Years: Watchman After 20 Years: Doberman...

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Essay On B****t B*****s R Most Wonderful,multipurpse Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Gud For Health. They R Comfrtable,soft Pillow For Gud Sle...

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The Young Couple Had Just Got Down To Business When The Girl Suddenly Stopped... Whats Wrong, Sweetheart, Am I Hurting U, Shall I Take It Out?? Yes, She Murm...

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A Girl Looked At Her P*s*ey She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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What's The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Whats The Diffrence Between Men Women?? Ans- A Woman Wants One Man 2 Satisfy Her Every Need Man Wants Every Woman 2 Satisfy His One Need!!!...

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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They Say That As Long As There Is One Person Loving You, Life Isn't A Waste. So If You Lose Hope And Thought That Life Is Not Worth Living, Just Remember I'm He...

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She Is Hot ! She Is Sweet ! She Always Needs A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Is Mad 4 Her ! Who ? Who Is She ? Do You Know ? Answer=tea...

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Winning Horse Doesn’t Knows Why It Runs In The Race, It Runs Because Of The Beat And Pains… Life Is A Race,god Is Your Rider, So If U R In Pain Then Think, ...

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2 Ways To Suicide.1) Quick Death:take A Big Rope,tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself.2) Slow Death:take A Small Rope, Tie It On A Girl's Neck To Marry...!

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating,start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush...

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. . A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus . Send Me A Brother. . Santa Wrote Back . Send Me Ur Mother...

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Dear Subscriber,ur Girlfriend Can Bcome Mother Witout Ur Struggle. Just Sms 'child' Wit Ur Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Bcome A Tension Free ...

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6? Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To ...

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When Someone Says I Hate U, Feel Happy Because One Can Hate U Only If U Are Loved By Them.. Remember, Hate Is Never Without Love...

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Girl - Why The Fishes Are So Beautiful???? Boy - Because They Dont Wear Clothes

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Boy To Grand Mother :mama, Why Did People Have So Many Kids In Your Time ? Grandmother:''son Thats Because Oral S*x Was A Myth Then!!

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Q: Why Men Walk More And Women Talk More? A: Coz Men Have Three Legs And Women Have Four Lips!

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Todays Life: Love Marriage Means 2 Marry Your Own Gf/bf Arranged Marriage Means 2 Marry Others Bf/gf Decide On Yours :-)

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The Most Painful Moments Of Lyf Arrives Whn Ur Care Is Mistaken As Interference..!care Only 4 Those Who Respect Ur Care...

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When U Are A Mother, U R Never Really Alone In Ur Thoughts. A Mother Always Has To Think Twice, Once For Herself And Once For Her Child.

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: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!.............

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Depression Is Not A Sign Of Weakness, It Is Just A Sign That We Have Been Strong For Too Long.

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