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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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S*x Is Like Art. Most Of It Is Pretty Bad, And The Good Stuff Is Out Of Your Price Range.

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Sardar Declares: .. . . I Will Never Marry In My Life . . ... .. . . I'll Give Same Advice To My Children Also.........................

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(_,_)2 Stay (') Young // +sexy (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)do (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)this // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)m�re (,)) (_,_) (')'; Often // '; (,)) '...

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Adult Only ? I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, Thats How You Eat An Ice Cream!...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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Girls Misuse It! Anger Robs It! Models Sell It! Photogrphs Cage It! Doctors Advice It! Death Freezes It! Artists Create It! That's Smile Keep Smiling.....

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In A Biology Class Professor: Every One Should Draw D Diagram Of Male Production Organ. Boys: Sir,1st U Close Ur Zip Because 1st Bench Girls R Copying..!!...

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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Digress Of Girls.. Ba-beautiful A*s Llb-lovely Licable B*****s. Bsc-beautiful Curve. Mbbs-member Of Big B***s Society, Mba-married But Available.....

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection....

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Hrithik Roshan Is Making Titanic With Some Changes.. In The Climax, He Does Not Die But Swims Across The Ocean With The Herione In One Hand And . . . . . ...

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend? When His Dialouge, I Care For U Converts In2 I Will Kill U If U Don't Care For Me...!!...

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Lady To Her Husband- I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? Lady- I Just...

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 After 24 Hours Everyone Will Wish U But I M The First 2 Wish U Eid Muba...

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5 Men Are Raping A Woman.. The Woman Is Laughing Nonstop. So After Sometime The Men Get Bugged N Ask Her Y Is She Laughn.she Replies, I Hv Aids...

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Just Read Top 100 Things To Do Before You Die, And Was Surprised To Find That Yell For Help Was Not One Of Them.

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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The Best Cosmetic For The Lips Is Truth, For The Voice Is Prayers, For The Eyes Is Pity, For The Hands Is Charity & For The Life Is “friendship”...

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Question: Why Do Men Wear Underwear? Answer: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time. :-)...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.a Sardar Stands Up- We Must Find & Stop Her!....

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Money Can Buy - A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty, Iit Only Cause Pain Suffering. So Send Me All Ur Money And Be...

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life,monday Comes Before Sunday,divorce Comes Before Marriage,college Comes Before School But The Best Thi...

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If Love You Is A Crime Please Take Me To The Jail That Jail Is Your Heart

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At Which Place Men And Women Have Curly Hairs? ? ? ? ? ? So Simple, West Indies Lolzz

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of Those...

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How Are Women And Tornadoes Alike? They Both Moan Like H**l When They Come, And Take The House When They Leave.

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Boy: If I Kiss You And Run Away What Will You Think?? Girl: I Will Think That It Was A Fool Guy Who Can Solve Whole Paper But Only Done Objectives

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Love Your Friends,as They Love U,but Never Hate Them When They Hate U,give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1...

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When U Count Best Friends, Don't Count Me! When U Count Close Friends, Don't Count Me! But When U Really Need A Friend, Then Start From Me..!!....

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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A Girl In A Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide And Asks The Guy Do You Know What I Want...... Guy--- I Know You Naughty You Want To Sleep Alone On Entire Bed.......

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On Dinner, Son Asks Father: How Many Kinds Of B***s Are There? Dad: 3 Kinds, In 20s Like Oranges, Round N Firm. In 30-40 Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging ...

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When Nights Are Long Friends Are Few, I Sit By My Window Think Of U. A Silent Whisper A Silent Tear. With All My Heart I Wish You Were Here!!!!

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