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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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There Are Only Two Tragedies In Life: One Is Not Getting What One Wants, And The Other Is Getting It.

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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Life - Feel It Life Can Only Be Understood Backwards But It Must Be Lived Forwards. So Enjoy Every Moment Of Life

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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

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What Is The Difference Between A Woman And A Magnet? Magnets Have A Positive Side!

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The B...

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other.

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An Eight-year-old Kid Swaggered Into The Lounge And Demanded Of The Barmaid, Give Me A Double Scotch On The Rocks. What Do You Want To Do, Get Me In Trouble? Th...

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!

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A Drunk Boy Friend Says While Kissing His Girl Friend. Dear Honey Your Lips Are Very Salty Girl : Stupid Stand Up And Then Kiss Me..

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Listen And Silent Are Two Words With Same Alphabets But Very Important For Friendship.because Only A True Friendship Listen You When You Are Silent.mis U...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated But You Can K...

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Never Ask For A Hug Jus Take It Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Cant Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go Flirt !...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Ther Is Alwys A Reason 4 Evrythng Reason 2 Live Reason 2 Die Reason 2 Cry, But If U Cant 5nd Reason 2 Smile Can I B Da Reason...

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How Do You Know If Your Girlfriends Frigid??? . . . When She Opens Her Legs, The Light Goes Onnnn!!!

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It's The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! It's Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind...

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If 10 People Care For You, 1 Of Them Is Me. If 1 Person Cares For You, That Would Be Me Again. If No One Cares For You That Means I Am Not In This World, Anymor...

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If U Like Me Ya Hate Me Both Is Advantageous & Beneficial To Me!!!bcoz If U Like Me Ill Be In Ur Heart & If U Hate Me Ill Be In Ur Mind....

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It Takes Half Our Life To Find True Friends Half Of It Keeping Them.i Am Lucky To Have Spent Less Than Half My Life Finding You Wish To Spend The Rest Keepin...

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A Man Was Looking At A Painting For A Long Time Of A N***d Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, He Was Asked What He Was Doing And He Answered - Waiting For Aut...

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What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage- My Marriage S Made On Trust N Understanding, She Doesn't Trust Me And I Don't Understand Her...

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Xcellent Luv Quote 'i Dnt Fear To Die, But My Fear Is Dat If I Die Who'll Luv U As Much As I Do'....

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Girls Misuse It! Anger Robs It! Models Sell It! Photogrphs Cage It! Doctors Advice It! Death Freezes It! Artists Create It! That's Smile Keep Smiling.....

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All Mothers Tnk Their Child Is The Most Innocent Nice Child In The World..! But . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Only My Mom Is Right.....!!!...

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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The Blue Whale Ejaculates Over 40 Gallons Of Sperm During S*x! But Only 10 Enters The Female! U Wondered Why The Sea Tasted So Salty...

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I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know. -garry Shandeigh

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People Live People Die, Some Give Up Some Still Try, People Laugh People Cry, Some Say Hi While Some Say Bye, Others May Forget You But I Will Never Do....

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Mujh Say Bicher K Baynaam Ho Jao Gai, Sodagaron K Hathon Neelam Ho Jao Gay, Mujh Ko Acha Nahin Lagta Tera Her Ek Say Milna, Her Aik Ko Mayas’sar Howay To Aa...

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Johnny Looked Around The Church And Turned To His Bestman, Saying, You Know Jack, Apart From My Wife-to-be's Two Sisters, There's Not A Woman In This Church...

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School Girl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? School Girl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral....

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Friend: Who Is F: First For Me... R: Ready Anytime For Me... I: Inspires Me... E: Enjoys Life With Me... D: Dear! Its U....

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Thought: The Miserable Condition Of Human Life ... When You Are Able To Help The Person Who Is In Trouble But The Person Don't Want The Help Of You......

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