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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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He Met A Lady While Browsing. She Unzipped His Dotcom When Downloading. Since He Was Virus Free He Slotted His Floppydisk Into Her Hotmail She Screamed Yah...

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What Is Santa's Culture?santa's Culture Is Agriculture.y Santa's Culture Is Agriculture?coz Santa Agree Wid Every Culture..ha Ha Ha...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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When I Was Born, I Got A Choice Between A Huge D**k And A Good Memory. I Dont Remember What I Chose............

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Kissing At The Top,holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answar? What? Ho...don't Think Dirty... Its A ''cigrette''

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Some Idiot Says Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women But Fact Is : Women Choose Only Successful Men.

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Wife: Yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Teacher: Do U Know Teacher: Do U Know Importance Of Period?????? Kid: Ya, Once My Sis Said She Has Missed One, My Mom Fainted, My Dad Got Heart Attack And Our...

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Yes. Im Over 18 Learn More About Flagging S*x At 8-ignor It, At 18-feel It At 28-xplor It At 38-enjoy It At 48-pay 4 It, At 58-pray 4 It, At 68-beg 4 It...

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Care Is The Sweetest Form Of Love When Someone Says Take Care Its Mean That You Will Stay In Once Heart Till Its Last Beat

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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What Is The Difference Between A Woman's Hand And A Frying Pan? In A Pan, The Sausages Are Smaller, Larger In A Woman's Hand ...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Marriage Is Give And Take. You'd Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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You Know What Angels Do? They Take Care Of Nice People On Earth. I Told One To Take Care Of You. She Refused Because Angels Don’t Take Care Of Angels…

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits... And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split...

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A Five Year Old Girl Once Asked Her Teacher.... Sir,does Honey Have Legs? Teacher : No,why Do You Ask That?? Girl : 'coz Every Night,i Hear My Dad Saying Hon...

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If Someone Ask Me What I Should Choose Between Life And Yourself, I Choose Life, And You Go Mad Knowing That My Life Is You !

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Few Relations In Earth Never Die Want To Know What Is It? Read Again F (few) R (relations) I (in) E (earth) N (never) D (die) F R I E N D...

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Santa: Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World? Teacher: In The Moonlight Angels Come Leave The Baby In A Mothers Lap Santa: You Mean F**king Is Useless...

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Nonveg Message A Very S**y And Attractive Femail Employee Meets Her Boss And Says.sir,will U Remove Something From My B*****s? Boss:wow ,whats That? Gal: Ur E...

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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Daughter:- Mom That Man Give Me 10$ To Climb That Tree Mom:-stupid He Wants To See Ur Panty! Daughter:- I Am Clever I Didn't Wear Any Of Them..

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Height Of Innocence: A Little Girl Praying At New Year's Eve.oh Lord, In This New Year Please Send Clothes For Those Poor Girls In My Brother's Computer....

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Do You Know The Best Thing About Dating A Homeless Person! You Can Drop Him/her Any Where After The Date!

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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...

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While Making Love, He Says: - Darling, Let's Do 68! - 68??? What's That? - You Do It To Me And I'll Owe You One.

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Love+care Is Momlove+fear Is Fatherlove+ Help Is Sisterlove+fight Is Brotherbutlove+[care+ Fear+ Help+ Fight] Is Friend

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Namelove...

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Sometimes In Life We Think We Don't Need Anyone. But Sometime We Don't Have Anyone When We Need. So Don't Let Your Best Buddies Go Ever..

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Difficulties In Your Life Do Not Come To Destroy You. But To Help You Realize Your Hidden Potentials. Let Difficulties Know That You Are Difficult!!

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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When Do You Count Best Friends , Do Not Count Me . When Do You Count Close Friends , Do Not Count Me , When You Really Need A Friend...... Start From Me..........

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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