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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Lady: I'm Warning U, My Hubby Is Coming Back In Half An Hour. Man: But I'm Not Doing Anything. Lady: That's Why I'm Warning U. Hurry Up.

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Santa Was Crying Like Anythng. Banta Asked:why Are You Cryng? Santa I Cm For Blood Tst Banta: So?r U Afraid? Santa:no,not That. During The Blood Test They Cut M...

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Q: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Make Eye Contact? A: B*****s Don't Have Eyes.

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Q: What's The Definition Of Trust? A: Two Cannibals Giving Each Other A Blowjob.

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An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite Realizes Wife Haveing Periods , He Telegrams To Hq:red Alert On Front Extend Leave Reply: From Hq: Attack Frm Back And R...

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Care Is The Sweetest Thing In Life. If Someone Says Take Care - It Means U Live In That Person's Heart Til The Last Beat. So.. Take Care...

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Se*iest Proposal Ever---------- Boy-do U Put Ur Finger In2 Ur Va**na While Sleeping At Ni8? Gal-yes Boy-cn I Rplce It Wid My P**is 4da Rest Of Ur Life?!!!...

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Wife: Yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!...

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Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those That Mind Don't Matter And Those That Matter Don't Mind...

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Newly Wed Couple, A One Footed War Vet And His Bride Start To Undress. He Nevr Told Her About His False Foot. She Sees Him Taking It Off And Runs Out Of The R...

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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Apparently It Has Been Discovered That The Intelligent Gene Is Found In Women. Unfortunately 98 Of Them Spit It Back Out.

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Once You Lose Someone, It Is Never Exactly The Same Person Who Comes Back.. :))...

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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What Is The Simalarity Beetween Women And Gitar Both Are Pressed On The Top And Play Dat The Bottom

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Suit Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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What Is The Similarity Between Man Mouse ? Both Of Them Are In The Search Of Hole !

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Sales Girl: Sir No Smoking In Shop. . . Customer: But I Purchased These Cigarettes Here.. . . Girl: Sir, V Also Sell Condoms, It Does Not Mean U Start F****ing!...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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Simple Theory : When You Count Them Its Push - Ups And When You Don't Its S*x

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Without Humor, Life Sucks: Without Courage,life Is Hopeless: Without Friends Like You Life Is Impossible.

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There's Always A Reason For Everything... A Reason To Live A Reason To Love And A Reason To Cry... But If You Can't Find A Reason To Smile... Can I Be Your...

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy... Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed B...

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I.q Test:mother’s Name Issixty Twoson’s Name Isfifty Twodaughter’s Name Isforty Twowhat Is Name Of Father?answer: Two (because Fathers Name Is Attached Wi...

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If U Sleep With Ur G.f On 14 Feb (valentine Day )she Wil Giv U Gud Newz On 8 March (mothers Day) And U Wil Hav A Child On 14 Nov (childern Day)...see D Medical ...

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Scientists All Over The World R Wondering, How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. Please Tell Them Ur Age...........

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Friends Are Like Color Pencils, They Color Our Life , I May Not Be Your Favorite Color , But Hope You Will Need Me Somewhere To Complete Your Picture .

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What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck...

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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Man:i Want A Condom. Salesgirl:may I Hold Ur P***s Man:sure! Salesgirl:give Him L Size, W8 Give Him Xl,,, W8 Give Him Xxl.... Oh S**t... Give Me A Tissue...

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Everyone Hears What You Say. Friends Listen To What You Say. Best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say.

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That.. I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And Study....

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(_!_)an A*s (__!__)fat A*s (!)tight A*s (_?_)dumb A*s (_*_)sore A*s (_zzz_)tired A*s (_e=mc2_)smart A*s (_x_)kiss My A*s!! ....

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I Feel Sorry For Straight Men. The Only Reason Women Will Have S*x With Them Is That S*x Is The Price They Are Willing To Pay For A Relationship With A Man,...

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Errotic Rajnikanth. :once Rajnikanth oved His Wife So Hard That .............after 9 Months A Pregnant Daughter Was Born !!!! .

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

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