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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Last Nite I Wantd U.needed U So Badly Dat It Hurt.wantd 2 Taste U.i Wantd U In Me So U Could Work Ur Magic On Me...but I Couldnt Find ...

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Why Do Women Put Red Lipistic On There Lips.? This Is To Inform, Stop, This Is Not The Right Hole.!...

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If I Die And Go To Heaven I Put Your Name On A Golden Star So That All The Angels Can See How Mush You Mean To Me !! I Love U

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: Man Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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What Did The Elephant Say To The N***d Man? . . . How Do You Breathe Through That Thing?

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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Why Girls Talking More And Boys Walking More? Ans- Because Girls Have Four Lips . . . Two Vertical , Two Horizontal And Boys Has 3 Legs...

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Se*iest Proposal Ever---------- Boy-do U Put Ur Finger In2 Ur Va**na While Sleeping At Ni8? Gal-yes Boy-cn I Rplce It Wid My P**is 4da Rest Of Ur Life?!!!...

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip For Kiss Whole World Is Mad For Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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If U Love Some One Dun Care About He/she Have Mental Problem, Coz Once U Fall In Love With Some One Your Mental Already Have Problem

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Difference Between Well And Girls One Can Be Permenently Filled And Other Can Only Be Temporarly Filled One Can Be Permenently Sealed And The Other Can Only Te...

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Amitabh Bachan In Kbc . Question For 10 Lac To Sardar Jee . What Is The Colour Of Your Wifes Underwear? . Option 1 : White . Option 2 : Grey . Option 3 : Black ...

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Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This Life. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger

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Award Winning Quote By A Bra Company Owner : We Are Banging What God Left Hanging.

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Normal Lover Boy: Jaan Can I Touch Your B0obs? Girl: Rascal! Mentos Lover Boy: Jaan Can I Feel Your Heartbeats? Girl: So Sweet! Think Different. :-)...

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me! I Don't Wanna See You Die!

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Take Good Care Of Yourself, Friend. We Hope To See You Up And Running And Back At Garden Again. The Place Just Isn”t The Same Without You.

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Prove : Ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc Solution: A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minutes Pressure + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child......

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Which Part Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Love The Way U Think......

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What Is Similar Between Condom And Bra? Both Wearable What You Thought?

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Minds?? Ans: Because They Know That Men Are Stupid, But Not Blind...!!! :...

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. . . Q: Why Dogs Don't Marry? . . . A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life

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The Best Definition Of Work . A Place Where Officially Adults Go And . Behave Like Children =p -

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing. Banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance? Santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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A Dentist Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dr. Madam U R Holding My Balls , Lady Yes It Is Just Remind U That We R Not Going To Hurt Each Other..

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An Idea That Is Developed And Put Into Action Is More Important Than An Idea That Exists Only As An Idea.

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A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play Magic? She Asks: What Do You Mean? He Says: We Go To My Place, Have S*x And Than You Disappear!

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slap U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Hold Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi

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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....

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Never Ask For A Hug Jus Take It. Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Can't Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go And Flirt !!!...

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams, Which The Father Receives As: Father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed....

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A Person Was Carrying 3 Babies In The Train. The Lady Next To Him Asked,are They Ur Babies. The Person Said ,no, I Own A Condom Factory These Are Customers ...

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