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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Daughter: Mummy That Man Gave Me 10 Rupees To Climb That Tree. Mother: Stupid !he Wanted To See Ur Panty. Daughter: I Am Clever I Din't Wear Any Of Them....

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Full Form Of Kiss Miss K=kiss I=is S=so S=sweet M=miss I=is S=so S=se*y Thats Y Its Taste Is Sweet S*xy

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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There's Always A Reason For Everything... A Reason To Live A Reason To Love And A Reason To Cry... But If You Can't Find A Reason To Smile... Can I Be Your...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Sin And Shame? A: It's A Sin To Put It In, But A Shame To Pull It Out.

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Friends, Health & Lovethese Things Don’t Come With Price Tagsbut When We Lose Then, We Realize D Cost

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Question: What's The Difference Between Biology And Sociology? Answer: When The Baby Look Like The Father, Its Biology. When The Baby Looks Like The Neighbo...

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Golden Words By Aishwarya Rai (a Film Actress) . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S*x .. ...

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? Guess Guess . . . Answer : Girls Can't See Boys Happy.............

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarg...

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Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of Life....

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A Man Is Lying On The Beach, Sun Bathing, Wearing Nothing But A Cap Over His D**k. An Ugly Woman Is Passing And Remarks 'if You Were A Gentleman, You Would Lift...

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A Very Important Message From God To All Women- Lying Under Somebody In Bed Screaming Oh My God..! Oh God..! Oh God..! Will Not Be Considered As Prayer... Bo...

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating, Start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week..

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__landpar__ Choot. Any Idea? No! Dont Think Wried! . . Answer Is . Ptcl Land Line Par 50 Choot

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I Wish You Health... So You May Enjoy Each Day In Comfort. I Wish You The Love Of Friends And Family... And Peace Within Your Heart. I Wish You The Beauty O...

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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Why Do Women Wear Panty? Because State Law Says All Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

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Ex Bf: Do U Have Any Idea Wat Wud Hapen 2 U If I Die? Ex Gf: I Might Also Die. Ex Bf: (blushes) Y? Ex Gf: Sumtyms, Too Much Hapines Can Cause Death! =))...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom: Put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thing. Son: Got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?

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Boss: You Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Secretary: How Many Wives Do U Have, Sir? Boss: Two :)

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Lady Traveling With Her Husband In The Train. Lady-last Night That Man Sitting Over There Put Hands In To My Bra. Husband-u Dont Worry The Money Was In My Pants...

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A Judge Asked A Woman On Why She Wanted A Divorce. She Replied, Your Honor, My Husband Knew Im A Vegetarian, And Yet He Still Insist On Putting His Meat In My M...

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Congratulations! This Phone Has Just Won A Vibrator! Activate This And You Sit On Your Phone, We Will Call You Right Away.

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those That Mind Don't Matter And Those That Matter Don't Mind...

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He Came I Ignored Him.... He Smiled I Kept Quiet.... He Began To Speak I Did Not Listen.... And Then He Began To Leave I Realized The Loss And Shouted...

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“life Isn’t Counted By The Number Of Breaths You Take, It’s Counted By The Number Of Times Your Breath Is Taken Away” You’re Breathtaking

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know? :d

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure!

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Sad Saying In Broken Friendship: I Don't Need A Friend Who Changes When I Change And Who Nods When I Nod. My Shadow Does That Much Better!!

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