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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...
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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...
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Krish's Father:should I Buy Tickets To My Children. Conductor: Yes Only If They Are Above 8. Krish's Father:thank God I Have Only 6 Children...
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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...
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A Girl In A Shop : How Much This Dress Costs? Shopkeeper : Just 5 Kisses..! Girl : Ok, Pack The Dress.. My Grandma Will Pay U The Bill.........
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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
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Mother To Teenage Daughter : I Think Its Time That We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter : Yes Mom, What Do You Want To Know ?.
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My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grand Fat...
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If You Need Advice Text Me..., If You Need Advice Call Me..., If You Need Help E-mail Me..., If You Need Money..., The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached Please....
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Friends Like Hair Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Money You Can Buy Them Back..
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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits
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Rules To Be Happy. 1. Never Hate, 2. Don't Worry, 3. Live Simple, 4. Expect A Little, 5. Give A Lot, 6. Always Smile, 7. Have A Friend....
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Teacher : U Failure ! At Ur Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class Student : Mind U, Sir, But At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide
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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...
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5 Reasons We Should Hv Strng Relations With Each Other :1.?2.?3.?4.?5.?never Search 4 Reasons.good Relations Don't Need Reasons....
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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...
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If I Die Take My Heart Before They Burn My Body And Keep It Safe. I Do Not Care For The Hearts. But I Care For Those Who Are In My Heart.............
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If You Hate Me, Shoot Me, But Please Not On The Heart Because Thats Where You Are.
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I Can't Find A Reason Why Life Introuced Me To You But That's Not The Question Question Is How Life Knew That U Needed A Sweet And Luvly Person Like Me...
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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...
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One Of Qualities I Like Most About You... Is That You Are Very Sentimental........... 01 Percent - Senti..... 99 Percent - Mental :-d
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Dad:who's The Guy That Got You Pregnant? Girl:dad,if You Ate 15 Bananas.would You Know Which One Made You Fat?? (dad..faints..:) Hahaha.....
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Worlds Shortest Jokes: 1) 2 Women R Sitting Quiet. 2) Girl Friend Pays The Bill!!! Need More??? U R Beautiful. :-)
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We're Sorta Like 7-eleven. We're Not Always Doing Business, But We're Always Open.
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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber...
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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!
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There R Many, Who R Ready To Cry When U Die...but The One Who Is Made 4 U Is The One Who Is Ready To Die When " U Cry"....
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Doc 1- S**t I Had S*x With My Patient,im Feelin Guilty. Doc 2 - It Happens In Our Profession,take It Easy. Doc 1 - Ya..ya..but U See.. Im A Veternary Doctor...
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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: I Love The Snack Between Meals!...
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Fact: 79,000,000 People Are Engaged In S*x Right Now. Fact: 58,000,000 Are Kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 Are Relaxing After Having S*x. Fact: 1 Old Timer Is ...
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Rocking Aids Awareness Quote: Either Use 1st Hand (or) Just Hand. Be Aware Of Hiv Or Aids .
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Q: Who Is Senior, Pen!s Or Vag!na. A:vag!na Bcos Pen!s Always Stands Up When Hesees A Vag!na ..so Respect The Seniors!!
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Mother : U Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra ???? Daugther : Yes , It Is License To Enjoy Kamasutra...!!!!!
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Todays Life: Love Marriage Means 2 Marry Your Own Gf/bf Arranged Marriage Means 2 Marry Others Bf/gf Decide On Yours :-)
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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life, Success Before Work, Divorce Before Marriage, But Friend Come Before Relative...
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Seventy Five Year Old Man Got Married To A Fifteen Year Girl. On Their First Night Both Were Crying - Why Reason - Becuse She Did Not Know Anything, And He Ha...
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An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat: What Is The First Thing You Do In The Morning When You Wake Up? Mallika: I Go Back To My Home!
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Birth Is Art Of Life, Beuty Is Art Of Life, And, Death Is Last Of Life.. But,,,,friendship Is Heart Of Life.......
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. A Sexx Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. . . .no, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants ...
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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...
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