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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Always Be Like A Baby! Because The Baby Does Not Know About Its Past As Well As Its Future.. But It Enjoys Every Second Of Its Life.

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A Famous Sign Board Outside A Prostitutes House . . . Married Men Are Not Allowed. . . . We Serve Needy Not The Greedy.......

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Love Is So Strange.. Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Live Life..!! And Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Leave Life.. ..??

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On A Silent Night Wen Friends Are Few I Close My Eyes And Think Of U A Silent Night, A Silent Tear, A Silent Wish That U Were Here.

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If U Sleep With Ur Girlfriend On 14 Feb (valentine's Day), She Will Give You Good News On 8 Mar (mother's Day), U'll Have A Child On 14 Nov (children's Day), Bu...

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Man Gives Blood To Save His Girlfriends Life. Later On They Split Up And Man Wants Blood Back. She Throws A Used Tampon At Him And Says: Pay You Monthly, You Ba...

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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...

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Xcellent Luv Quote 'i Dnt Fear To Die, But My Fear Is Dat If I Die Who'll Luv U As Much As I Do'....

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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other

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Why Do Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged Marriage???? B'coz A Known Sucker Is Better Then An Unknown F****r...

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My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grand Fat...

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Tink Dirty.

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Many Reasons R Der 4 Me 2 Hate Dis World .but When Ever I Do It I Jst Close My Eyes N Start Thinking Of U Dat How Can I Hate Dis World Wen U R A Part Of It!

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Q: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Make Eye Contact? A: B*****s Don't Have Eyes.

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Niple Niple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy....

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Do U Know That Why Does Most Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips? B'coz It Is D Best Most Beautiful Way To Shut The Women's Mouth Atleast For Some Seconds...

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When I Die, I Want To Go Peacefully Like My Grandfather Did, In His Sleep--not Screaming, Like The Passengers In His Car.

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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Why Girls Like Gold More Than Boys? Bcoz Gold Has 24 Carrot, But Boys Have Just 1 Carrot.

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: No Your Honor I Am Divorcing Him For Threatening Of Every Night With Dea...

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Life Starts When We Born On The Earth ,life Ends When We Die , So In Between Time We Must Make Life To Live The Life Forever

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2 Ways To Suicide.1) Quick Death:take A Big Rope,tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself.2) Slow Death:take A Small Rope, Tie It On A Girl's Neck To Marry...!

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To Hear Many Religious People Talk, One Would Think God Created The Torso, Head, Legs And Arms, But The Devil Slapped On The Genitals.

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Reasons Reasons... Deres Alwyz A Reason 4 Everthng... Resn 2 Luv, Resn 2 Hate, Resn 2 Live, Resn 2 Die, Resn 2 Laugh, Resn 2 Cry, But If U Can't Find ...

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Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isn't Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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Man Teases His Ex-wifes New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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God Asked Women: I Am Making Men With Hi- Tech Features..any Suggestion..? Women: Yes,that Joy Stick Meant For Us Should Be Password Protected To Avoid Misuse.....

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Some People Says............. Behind Every Successful Men There Is A Women But No Body Knows The Fact That, Women Choose Only Successful Men....

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.best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From Y...

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1 Advice: Take Care 1 Request: Dont Change 1 Wish: Dont 4get Me 1 Lie: I Hate U 1 Truth: I Mis U 1 Hope: V Vl Always B Gud Frends!...

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Women's Life Is Very Hard :- Morning - Wash Clothes, Noon-dry Clothes, Evening-iron Clothes, Night-open Clothes, Late Night-search Clothes.......

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And I Shall Find Some Girl Perhaps And A Better One Than You With Eyes As Wise, But Kinder And Lips So Soft, But True And I Dare Say She Will Do....

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Doctor To Lady: U R Looking So Weak And Exhausted ! Are U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised ? Lady: Oh My God ! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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