Social Issues Messages

People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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I'm A Cop And You Are Under Arrest On Account Of Being You. It Is Illegal To Be As Lovable As You R. Now You Get A Life Sentence In My Heart.

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Husband Says To His Wife Do You Fancy Playing The Rape Game? Wife Says, No. Husband Replies Thats The Spirit!

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The Saddest Part Of A Mans Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To: Hang Till Death!

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A Girl Enters A S3x Shop. Girl: Where Is The Vibrator Section? Clerk: Over There Madam Girl: How Much For This Big Red One? Clerk: Sorry Madam, That Is A Fi...

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When Girl Ties Seat Belt In The Car How Do They Look Like ? ? ? ? ? Like A Percentage Symbol..

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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When Do You Count Best Friends , Do Not Count Me . When Do You Count Close Friends , Do Not Count Me , When You Really Need A Friend...... Start From Me..........

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? Finally Wife..!...

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Q: Why Do Most Women Sleep In The Afternoon? A: So That They Can Screw The Tired Man All Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance!!..

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A Wife Is A S*x Object.......... Whenever You Ask For S*x, She Objects...........

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Last Night I Went To Bed Without U. Cold, Thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Your Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last Night? My Blanket

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My Wife And I Took Out Life Insurance Policies On Each Other -- So Now It's Just A Waiting Game.

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Mental Anxiety, Mental Breakdowns, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Did You Ever Notice How All Women Problems Begin With Men!.

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Height Of Double Daring Girl 2 Mom Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy Mom-what ? How Old Is He What Does He Do? Girl-he Is 3 Months Old Hapily Kickin In My Stomach...

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying. I'll Be Back In An Hour ...

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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Life Is 4 U, Death Is 4 Me, Being Happy Is 4 U, Being Sad Is 4 Me, Being Together Is 4 U, Being Lonely Is 4 Me, Everything 4 U But U R 4 Me.

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Birth Is The Start Of Life Beauty Is The Art Of Life Love Is The Part Of Life Death Is The Last Of Life But, Friend Is The Heart Of Life...

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I Might Run Out Of Cute Graphics To Send You, But I'll Never Run Out Of This: Care For You.

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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Girls Think Boys Are Fit. Boys Think Girls Are S**y But Dont Worry Im Sure Science Will Come Up With Something To Help You......hahaha...

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Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? Guess Guess . . . Answer : Girls Can't See Boys Happy.............

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Any Guess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy....

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Woman-hey Your Parents Knows That You Smoke? Boy-your Husband Knows That You Are Having A Relationship With Him?

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A Silent Night, A Star Above, A Blessed Gift Of Hope And Love. A Blessed Christmas To You!

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 3.95 Per Minute.

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If U Love Some One Dun Care About He/she Have Mental Problem, Coz Once U Fall In Love With Some One Your Mental Already Have Problem

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When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women, Its Sexual Harassment, When A Women Talks Dirty 2 A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute!

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If U Sleep With Ur Girlfriend On 14 Feb (valentine's Day), She Will Give You Good News On 8 Mar (mother's Day), U'll Have A Child On 14 Nov (children's Day), Bu...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life,monday Comes Before Sunday,divorce Comes Before Marriage,college Comes Before School But The Best Thi...

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. . Love+ship= Titanic . . Dinosar+forest= Jurasic Park . . Arnold+gun= Terminator . . U+ur Smile= The Mummy Returns...

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My Husband Treats Me Like God ...... He Makes No Notice Of My Existance Till He Wants Something !

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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What Did The Elephant Say To The N***d Man? . . . How Do You Breathe Through That Thing?

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