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Mickey: Minnie I Want A Divorce ! Minnie: Why Mickey Are You F*****g Crazy ? Mickey: No,i'm F*****g Daisy !!

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After Marriage: Boys Delete Their Messages. But, Girls Are Smart.. They Change Their Sim.

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I Live Inside Of You Nothing In This World Can Make Me Change It Shades Of Grey ,my Life Is Only In Pain Without You And I Cant Take It

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Man To Se.xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir....

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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When You Get This Sms, Send It To 1 Person U Love, 1 U Hate, 1 U Always Think Of And 1 U Wish To Kill. Now, Keep Guessing Why I Sent It To U.

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Birth Is 0nce.. Youth Is 0nce.. Death Is 0nce.. Love Is 0nce.. Marriage Is 0nce But Friendship Runs Forever ....

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We Always Miss D Special Someone In Our Life For 2 Reasons- 1 Either That Person Was Sometime With U Or 2 U Always Wanted To Be With That Person.....

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha..

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Boss: Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule! Employee: What Do You Mean Sir? Boss: Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90 Probability That ...

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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You Can Choose To Be Happy Or Sad And Whichever You Choose That Is What You Get.i Wish U A Very Happy Pongal!!!

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview ? ? ? ? ? ? When Both Keep The 1st Button Of Their Shirt Open ! See The Difference ..!!!...

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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Condom Flavours : . Nike Condoms: Just Do It. . Mentos Condoms: The Freshmaker. . Kfc Condoms: Finger-licking Good. . Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, Mm Good. . Doub...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between And Virggin And A Washing Machine? A: The Washing Machine Doesn't Follow You Around For Two Weeks After You Dump A Load In It...

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Best Ad By An Ac Company . . . Buy Acs Because ...the Youth Of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans .. =p -...

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In Chemistry Class Teacher Asked A Gal: What Are Nitrates?? . . . . . . . .ladki Ne Sharma Ke Kaha: Night Rates Are Costlier Then Day....

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So.......

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1 Day As I Came Home Early From Work, I Saw A Guy Jogging Nakd. I Said To The Guy, Hey Buddy, Why Are You Doing That? He Said, Because You Came Home Early....

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Rules To Be Happy. 1. Never Hate, 2. Don't Worry, 3. Live Simple, 4. Expect A Little, 5. Give A Lot, 6. Always Smile, 7. Have A Friend....

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Never Drink Unboiled Water B'coz Fish Do S*x In Water Without Condom. Pass This Sms To All Your Friends To Prevent Hiv/aids. :-d

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If U Have Any Problem Tell Me I'll Help U (: If U Don't Have Any Problem! Then Also Tell Me I'll Create One For You!!...

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Why Did The Grammar Teacher Slap Her Geeky Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Things N Panties Plural When It Covers Just 1 ?

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A Wife Catches Her Husband Masturbating Under The Shower And Approaches Him. The Husband: - Oh Dear, It Was So Dirty That I Had To Rub It So Hard... It Almost H...

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S3x Is Like Pizza. When Its Good, Its Very Good. When Its Bad, Its Still Pretty Good...

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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...

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Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With... Marry The One You Cannnot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later..

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A Sympathetic Judge Asked A Prostitute,so Sister When Did You Realized He Had Raped You? Your Honour, When His Cheque Bounced

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Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move Further. So, Intelligent Husband Wife R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle. Even ...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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Girl: Mom, Im Pregnant! Mom: Wat?wat Did I Tell U About S*x? Girl: I Shud Take Measures. Mom: Well, Didn't U? Girl: I Did! I Took Measure N Went 4 D Bigg...

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Death-where Life Ends, Hate-where Love Ends, Divorce-where Marriage Ends, Ocean-where Land Ends, Friendship-where 'i'ends Nd 'we'begins.

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An Excellent Thought By A Misunderstood Friend: I Know U Hate Me But The Day When U Know D Truth You'll Hate Yourself..

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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Father: Why Is Your Sister Sitting Silent Tintumon: Nothing. She Asked Me For Lipstick. I Gave Her Fevistick!!! ....

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A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror N***d And Was Admiring His Physique. '2 Inches More I Will Be A King.' Suddenly The Wife Comes In And S...

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