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Father To Son, Study Duffer, Have You Ever Opened Your Book? Son.. Yes I Open One Book Daily. Father.. Which Book? Son... Facebook.

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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Dad- Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.

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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...

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Lecturer: Which Comes First - Sun Or Moon? Sardar: Obviously Moon Lecturer: How ?? Sardar: Only After Honey'moon', 'son' Will Be Born.....

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me....

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom: Put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thing. Son: Got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Dad: Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son: Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It..

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Son: Why Do Barbers Become Good Drivers? Father: Because They Know All The Short Cuts..

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me....

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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It...ya

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thing On Her Hairiest Thing . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me*jsk*...

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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Parent:how Did You Write Your Exam? Son:they Have Given The Questions Which I Don't Know. So I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know..!!...

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Q: What Did The Gangster's Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything.

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Son:mummy I Want Brother Mom:dad Went To Faren When Dad Came I Will Give U Son:no Mummy, Give A Surprise To Dad...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him..son:hey Momi Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:humeat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)...

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My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grand Fat...

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Son : Mom,i'm Bored. Mom : You're Bored?why Don't You Help Me With... Son : It's Okay,mom.i've Found Something To Do. Mom : Wth?

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Boy-papa Aapki Luv Marige Hui Thi Na? Dad-ha Par Tumhe Kisne Bataya. Boy-kyoki Aap Ki Dt Of Marig Or Mere Date Of Birth Me Sirf 4 Month Ka Hi Difference Hai.....

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Angry Santa To His Son: Have You Ever Seen An Owl? Pappu : ( Looking Down) No... Santa : Don't Look Down. Look At Me.

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Son (coming From School): I Wish I Would Have Born A Thousand Years Earlier. Mother: Why My Son? Son: I Would Not Have So Much History To Learn.

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Ballu: Daddy, Have You Ever Been To Egypt? Dad : No, Why Do You Ask That? Ballu : Well, Where Did You Get Mummy From Then?

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Dad To Son : When I Beat U How Do U Control Your Anger. Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet. Dad: How Does That Satisfy You? Son: I Clean With Ur Tooth Brush....

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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...

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- Look, Dear, - The Husband Asks - After We've Begun To Give Our Son Money For The Good Marks, He Became The Second Best Pupil In The School? Do You Think That...

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Son: Dad What Is An Idiot Father:idiot Is A Person Who Try To Explain His Things In Such A Strange And Long Manner That A Person Who Is Listening To Him Cant Un...

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Mum: Have You Brought The Matches Home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are They Working??? Son: Yes! I Have Try Up All The Fire Macthes... It's Working.

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking......

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A: I Have The Perfect Son. B: Does He Smoke? A: No, He Doesn't. B: Does He Drink Whiskey? A: No, He Doesn't. B: Does He Ever Come Home Late? A: No, He Doe...

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