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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Teacher -past, Present, Future Ka 1 Example Main Deti Hu Or 1 Tum Dotecher-mai Sunder Thi, Hu, Aur Rahungistudent-apko Veham Tha, Hai Or Rahega.

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Teacher:-who Was Your Mother Before She Was Married? Student I Didn't Have Mother Before She Married

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Each Night I Go 2 Sleep,i Die. Next Day I Wake Up,i'm Reborn. -m.k.gandhi Each Night I Go 2 Sleep,i'm Reborn. Next Day I Wake Up,i'm Dead Again. -a Student...

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Tcher While Lecturing , Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Tcher Shouts 2 Hs Neighbor : ? Wake Him Up!? Neighbor Yells : ?u Put Him 2 Sleep , So U Wake H...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray (cheating Material) Today...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed...

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Teachar-mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga? Student- Tu, Saali Hath Laga Ke To Dikha..fir Batata Hu Tera Future Kya Hoga

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Teacher 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine ???? Student: What Ma'am ???? Teacher: Yes, Correst. It's James Watt. Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genera...

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Thousand Words Of A Teacher Not Hurt........ . . . . . But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.....

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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If Engineers Started 2 Buy Ipl Teams: 1)cochi Compressors 2) Pune Projections 3)rajasthan Rectifires 4)kolkata Fuse Wires 5) Mumbai Inductors 6)delhi Ball...

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Height Of Attitude Teacher:y U R Talkng During My Lesson?? Student Y U R Teachng During My Convrsation

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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Teacher: First Month January, Second Month February, And Ninth Month? Student: Ninth Month Delivery. . . . . Teacher: ?????????????????

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Student Life Is So Easy... Just Like A Walk In A Park.... But Park Is Like...... . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park...........!...

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The Funniest And Highly Impossible Msg A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . . I Finished Studies. Did You?...

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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Student Life Is Similar To Walking In A Park And The Park Is Similar To Jurassic Park :p

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays

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Science Teacher: If A Girl Is Attacked By Asthama Thn U Must Give Her Breathing With Ur Lips She Will Be Fine Student: Its Alright, Bt Wht Should Be Done To Ge...

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I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 B An Out-standing Student....

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)please Dont Disturb I Want To Study! 2)no Class,den Lets Go 2 Library! D Best 1 Is: 3)sir,i Have A Question!!!!...

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If All The Musicians Of This World Join Together And Make A Sweet Melody To Facilitate Sleep. They Still Can't Win Against Our Study Books

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Math Teacher 2 Boyjayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy-sir Maine B E K Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not...

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I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class Proud 2 B An Out-standing Student....

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Teacher: If A=b,b=c Then A=c Can U Tell 1 More Example Of Dis Type Student : I Luv My Teacher,teacher Luvs Her Daughter,so I Luv Her Daughter..

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What's So Common Between Air And Student? ?? ? Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them :-p :-)

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Teacher: Students Who R All Lazy, Pls Rise Up Their Hands.. (everyone Except Ajay Rises Their Hands) Teacher: Aren't Yu Lazy.. Ajay- I Feel Too Lazy To Rise ...

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Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: They R Called Turks. Now What R The People Of Germany Called? Student: They R Cal...

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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B-tech Students Flip A Coin And Think..... Heads- Will Go 2 Sleep Tails- Will Watch A Movie Stands- Will Listen Music Stays In Air- I'll Study...

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A Student Flips A Coin And Thinks... . Head- I Will Go To Sleep . Tail-i Will Watch A Movie . Stand-i Will Listen Music . Stays In Air- I Will Study...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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Teacher : What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested? Student : A Teacher.

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Teacher : Four Beautiful Ladies Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence . Student : Wow !

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Headmaster: I've Had Complaints About You, Johnny, From All Your Teachers. What Have You Been Doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir Headmaster: Exactly.

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1 Student Ko Apni Life Me Sabse Jada Proude Kab Hota He? Jab Usko Exam Me Kuch Na Aa Rha Ho Ar Peeche Se Teacher Aa K Kahe Copy Chupa Lo Peeche Wala Dekh Rh...

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