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Half Of What You Read Is Waste.half Of The You Read You Can't Understand.half Of What You Understand U Won't Remember And Half Of What You Remember Won't Be Ask...

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I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 B An Out-standing Student....

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life... We Have No Idea What 2 Write In The Paper.. And The Superviser Comes N Says, Plz Cover Yourz Answer Sheet...

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Cool Th0ught By Student, I Luv Facebook But Hate To Face My Book ..!

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Tcher:wat Is Past Participle Of Th Verb 'to Ring'? Johnny:wat Do U Think It Is,sir? Teacher:i Dont Think, I Know! Johnny:i Dont Think, I Know Too!...

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not...

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If Engineers Started 2 Buy Ipl Teams: 1)cochi Compressors 2) Pune Projections 3)rajasthan Rectifires 4)kolkata Fuse Wires 5) Mumbai Inductors 6)delhi Ball...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Long Time Ago, People Who Sacrificed Their Sleep, Forgot Their Family, Forgot Their Food, Forgot Laughter Were Called Saints. But Now They Are Called... ....

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Teacher: First Month January, Second Month February, And Ninth Month? Student: Ninth Month Delivery. . . . . Teacher: ?????????????????

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult To Understand. 3 More Explanation Is Needed. 4 Result Is Always Fail!...

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Each Night I Go 2 Sleep,i Die. Next Day I Wake Up,i'm Reborn. -m.k.gandhi Each Night I Go 2 Sleep,i'm Reborn. Next Day I Wake Up,i'm Dead Again. -a Student...

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English Teacher: One Cute N Young Girl Is Walking On The Road Change This In To An Exclamatory Sentence Student: Uff.. Itemm..!! :p...

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Teacher: Oxygen Is Must 4 Breathing 4 Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Student: Thank God! I M Born Aftr 1773 Otherwise, I Wud Hav Died Without It.

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Teacher To Student: Kid, Your Essay On My Dog Is Exactly The Same As Your Brother's. Did You Copy From Him? Student: No, Teacher, It's About The Same Dog!

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed...

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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Sardar: The Future Tense Is .. U Will Go To Jail.

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Johny To Teacher: Would You Punish Me For Some Thing I Didnt Do? Teacher: No, Of Course Not. Johny: Good, Because I Didnt Do My Homework..

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A Student Flips A Coin And Thinks... . Head- I Will Go To Sleep . Tail-i Will Watch A Movie . Stand-i Will Listen Music . Stays In Air- I Will Study...

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':' What I Learned In Lectures At University':' -: How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth :- How To Sleep With Eyes Open -: How To Believe That This Lecture Wil...

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Teacher Asks !!! Children What Do U Wish Do U In Future? Vinod--i Want To Be Doctor, Deepa--i Want To Be A Good Mother. Ravi-- I Want To Help Deepa....

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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Teacher: Students Who R All Lazy, Pls Rise Up Their Hands.. (everyone Except Ajay Rises Their Hands) Teacher: Aren't Yu Lazy.. Ajay- I Feel Too Lazy To Rise ...

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Student Life Is So Easyy.. Just Like Walk In The Park.. And Park Is Like.. Jurassic Park :p

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If All The Musicians Of This World Join Together And Make A Sweet Melody To Facilitate Sleep. They Still Can't Win Against Our Study Books

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B-tech Students Flip A Coin And Think..... Heads- Will Go 2 Sleep Tails- Will Watch A Movie Stands- Will Listen Music Stays In Air- I'll Study...

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Whats The Height Of Hope?? Ans: Sitting In The Exam Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Yourself: Dude, Do Not Worry. Exams Will Get Postponed!...

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Tcher While Lecturing , Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Tcher Shouts 2 Hs Neighbor : ? Wake Him Up!? Neighbor Yells : ?u Put Him 2 Sleep , So U Wake H...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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Teachar-mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga? Student- Tu, Saali Hath Laga Ke To Dikha..fir Batata Hu Tera Future Kya Hoga

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Teacher:-who Was Your Mother Before She Was Married? Student I Didn't Have Mother Before She Married

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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Teacher -past, Present, Future Ka 1 Example Main Deti Hu Or 1 Tum Dotecher-mai Sunder Thi, Hu, Aur Rahungistudent-apko Veham Tha, Hai Or Rahega.

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Ca Paper Has Been Leaked Out. Q) What Is The Capital Of France? On : Students Write Paris Is The Capital Of France Result Day: Students Failed Examiner Comm...

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Math Teacher 2 Boyjayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy-sir Maine B E K Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Thousand Harsh Words Of A Teacher Doesn't Hurt, But The Silence Of A Friend In Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.!

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