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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!!...

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Johnny : Mummy, Today My Teacher Kissed Me. Mother : Well, Did You Kiss Her Back? Johnny : Not Her Back, I Kissed Her Face.

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School Starts - Boy -can I Go To The Toilet Teacher -say The Alphabet First So He Says A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher: Wheres T...

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Teacher Teaching Algebra Teacher-if A Is Equal To B ,b Is Equal To C Then ,a Is Equal To C Teacher-give An Example Student (like Us)-i Luv U ,u Luv Your Dau...

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Teacher-bataao 80+90=? Santa-100! Teachr-no, 80+90=170.. Santa-par Sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H Ki Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bo, 80-90 Purey 100..!!...

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Boy:y Did Gandhi Ji Have No Hair On His Head? Teacher:its Sign Of Intelligence. Boy:ohh! Now I Am Understand Y Girls Have So Long Hair! .....

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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My Maths Teacher Told Me 1 Hour = 60 Mins And 1 Min. = 60 Sec. But She Nevr Told Me 1 Sec. Without Friend Like U Is Equal To 100 Years

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Teacher And Nick, His Student: Teacher: Nick, What Is The Past Participle Of The Verb To Ring? Nick: What Do You Think It Is, Sir? Teacher: I Don't Think, I ...

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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Teacher: Write A Sentence Using The Word Harassment Banta : When I Was In School Her_ass_meant A Lot To Me .

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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At Age 6: I Want To Be A Princess! At Age 9 : I Want To Be A Teacher! At Age 11 : I Want To Be A Lawyer! At Age 17 : I Have No Clue......

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Teacher :''can U See God? Boy : ''no. Teacher :''can U Touch God?'' Boy : ''no. ''then There Isn't A God!'' Teacher Said. Boy : ''sir, Can U See Or Touch U...

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Schoolgirl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? Schoolgirl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral

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Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: (correcting Him) May I Go To The Bathroom ? Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!

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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Student: The Future Tense Is You Will Go To Jail.

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Never Kiss A Lady Police, She Will Say, Hands Up. . Never Kiss A Lady Doctor, She Will Say, Next Please . Always Kiss A School Teacher And She Wil Say Repeat It...

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Teacher : Who Is Ur Favorite Writer? Student : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me A Nice Love Letter .

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Little Johnny In A Science Class, Learning About Gravity... Teacher : When You Throw Something Up.. Where Will It Go Next? Someone Shouted: Down! Johnny: ''n...

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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw...

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Teacher : How Do U Write 55? Student : I Dont Know.. Teacher : Write 5 And Beside It Another 5! The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped. Teacher : What Are You Wait...

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In A Nursery Class . A 5 Yir Old Girl Ask Her Teacher Girl : Teacher , Can A 50 Year Old Get Pregnant ? ... T : Yes ! G : 20 ? T : Yes ! G : 5 Years Old ? ...

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Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'teacher' Se Pyar Karna.friend- Kyu?...boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!or Boli Handwriting Improve...

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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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Height Of Bravery: Entering Into D Class Widout Permission N Telling D Teacher 'hey Sweety Carry On.. Dont Stop 4 Me'!!!

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do I...

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now C Commentator Said, A Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar. :-)...

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Teacher : Four Beautiful Ladies Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence . Student : Wow !

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!...

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!

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Time Is A Great Teacher, But Unfortunately It Kills All Its Pupils ...

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Full Form Of Maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students

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A Boy Of 1st Class To Her Teacher. Do You Like Me? Miss. So Sweet. Student: When Should I Sent My Parents To Your Home? Miss. Why? Student: To Talk About U...

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Why Did The Lord Give Women Thrush?..... To Teach Them To Live With An Irritating C**t Before They Marry One!

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Teacher: Kashif, Give Me A Sentence Starting With “i”. Kashif: I Is ……teacher: No, Kashif. Always Say, “i Am.” Kashif: All R...

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The Mediocre Teacher Tells. The Good Teacher Explains. The Superior Teacher Demonstrates. The Great Teacher Inspires.

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Teacher: Students Who R All Lazy, Pls Rise Up Their Hands.. (everyone Except Ajay Rises Their Hands) Teacher: Aren't Yu Lazy.. Ajay- I Feel Too Lazy To Rise ...

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