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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpiness And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king...

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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Teacher : Correct The Sentence, “a Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field”student : “a Cow And A Bull Is Grazing In The Field” Teacher :...

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher:if 1000 Kgs=tonden 3000 Kgs=how Much? Sardar: Ton!ton!ton!...

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Teacher : Four Beautiful Ladies Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence . Student : Wow !

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Teacher : What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested? Pupil : A Teacher.

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell One More Example Of This Type Student : I Love My Teacher, Teacher Loves His Daughter, So I Love Teacher Daughter....

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell Crocodile? Johny: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong Johny: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Ask Me How I Spell It!

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow !!!!

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Teacher : How Do U Write 55? Student : I Dont Know.. Teacher : Write 5 And Beside It Another 5! The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped. Teacher : What Are You Wait...

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The Best Teacher Is Your Heart, The Best Judge Is Your Conscience, Your Best Friend Is God And Your Cutest Friend Can Only Be Me!

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At Age 6: I Want To Be A Princess! At Age 9 : I Want To Be A Teacher! At Age 11 : I Want To Be A Lawyer! At Age 17 : I Have No Clue......

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Teacher: Who Is The Father Of Ibn-e-sinna? Pathan Said: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . John Cena!!...

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Teacher To Pathan: Make A Sentence In Which One Word Is Repeated Twice. Pathan: If Alara Dutta Marries Brain Lara, She Will Become Lara Lara. Bolo Tararara

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Santa Asked 1 Question To D Teacher.. D Teacher Fainted... Question Was... Black Is A Color.. White Is Also A Color.. Buh Black N White Tv Is Not A Color ...

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell “crocodile”? Johny: “k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l”teacher: No, That’s Wrong Johny: Maybe It’s Wrong, B...

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I May Not Say It Always. But, I Mean It Whenever I Say It. Thank You Teacher For All The Things You Have Done For Me. Happy Teachers Day!

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Teacher - Agar Sache Dil Se God Se Prathna Ki Jaye To Woh Puri Hoti H, Ladka - Rehne Do Miss Agar Aisa Hota To Aaj Aap Meri Miss Nahi Mrs. Hoti...

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A Boy Of 1st Class To Her Teacher. Do You Like Me? Miss. So Sweet. Student: When Should I Sent My Parents To Your Home? Miss. Why? Student: To Talk About U...

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Teacher: Desmond, Your Composition On My Dog Is Exactly The Same As Your Brother's. Did You Copy His? Desmond: No, Teacher, It's The Same Dog!...

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shiit..!! Y...

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: ?can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?? Teacher Replied ? No Never!!? Boy Said To Girl : ?see I Told You Not To Worry!!!!?....

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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam....

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult.if Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper,it Is Ur Achievement...happy Exams Days.

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Teacher: George, What Is The Most Often Used Phrase By Students Today? George: I Do Not Know. Teacher: Correct!

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Teacher: Everyone Write Your Lover Name On A Paper After 10 Seconds, Boys: Finished Madam After 10 Minutes, Girls: Extra Sheet Please!!!...

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Behind A Successful Student, There Is A Good Teacher.but Behind A Failed Student.....a Beautiful Teacher !!!

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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl :-)

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell 1 More Example Of Dis Type Student : I Luv My Teacher ,teacher Luvs Her Daughter, So I Luv Her Daughter........

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shiit..!! Y...

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Experience And Stupidity Experience Is The Best Teacher But If U Let That Experience Teach You Again Its Stupidity... :)...

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English Teacher: One Cute N Young Girl Is Walking On The Road Change This In To An Exclamatory Sentence Student: Uff.. Itemm..!! :p...

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Teacher Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life..?? . . . . Student: My Father,s Cheque Book..!...

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My Bro Returns Fr Sch N Says He Got A 'f' In Maths. Why? Asks My Father. The Teacher Asked Wht Is '2x3' N I Said '6'. But That's Right! Yeah, But Then She...

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A Teacher Once Asked If 222 Is Two Hundred And Twenty Two... So Wat Is 111 ?? Santa Stood Up Immediately Answerd One Hundred And Onety One ...hehhehehehe

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What Ru Doing? A Guy:mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk...,

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Boy:y Did Gandhi Ji Have No Hair On His Head? Teacher:its Sign Of Intelligence. Boy:ohh! Now I Am Understand Y Girls Have So Long Hair! .....

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