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Teacher While Lecturing, Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Teacher Shouts 2 Hrs Neighbor:wake Him Up! Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,so U Wake Him Up....

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Future Plans Of Childrens: Teacher Asks Children, What Do U Wish 2 Do In Future? Adnan: I Want 2 B A Pilot. Wakeel: I Want 2 B A Doctor. Bina: I Want 2 B A Good...

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History Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America. Maria: Here It Is! Teacher:correct,now Class, Who Discovered America? Class: Maria!!!...

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Teacher: Maria Please Point To America On The Map. Maria: This Is It. Teacher: Well Done. Now Class, Who Found America? Class: Maria Did.

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Teacher.student Se-baccho Santi Ke Sath Baith Jao Student Teacher Se-mam Santi Nahi Aai Hai Madhu Ke Sath Baith Jau Good Evening .

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shiit..!! Y...

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Future Plans Of Childrens: Teacher Asks Children, What Do U Wish 2 Do In Future? Adnan: I Want 2 B A Pilot. Wakeel: I Want 2 B A Doctor. Bina: I Want 2 B A Good...

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At Age 6: I Want To Be A Princess! At Age 9 : I Want To Be A Teacher! At Age 11 : I Want To Be A Lawyer! At Age 17 : I Have No Clue......

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Tcher:wat Is Past Participle Of Th Verb 'to Ring'? Johnny:wat Do U Think It Is,sir? Teacher:i Dont Think, I Know! Johnny:i Dont Think, I Know Too!...

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America ? Maria : Here It Is. Teacher: Correct, Now Class Tell Me Who ...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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Teacher: Kashif, Give Me A Sentence Starting With “i”. Kashif: I Is ……teacher: No, Kashif. Always Say, “i Am.” Kashif: All R...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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When Rajnikanth Was In Class 3 A Teacher Tld 2 Write An Essay On Anythng.... Nd Dat Essay Is Today Knwn As . . . ...wikipedia!!:-p....

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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If A Country Is To Be Corruption Free And Become A Nation Of Beautiful Minds, I Strongly Feel There Are Three Key Societal Members Who Can Make A Difference. Th...

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Teacher:why Do Buffaloes Look Sad After Giving Milk. Student:- Madam,if Some1 Rubs Ur B****t For 30mins Doesnt F**k U, How Do U Feel...:-)

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Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'teacher' Se Pyar Karna.friend- Kyu?...boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!or Boli Handwriting Improve...

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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw...

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Student : Sir Why The Girls Not Take Mobile In Their Own Bras? Teacher : Bcoz The Vibration Of The Mobile Convert Their Milk Into Lassi.....

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My Teacher Taught Me That 1 Hour =60 Min And 1min= 60 Sec But She Never Told Me That, 1 Sec Without You Is Equal To 100 Years.

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My Teacher Thought Me That 1 Hours = 60 Min And 1 Min = 60 Sec But She Never Told Me That 1 Sec Without 'you' Is Equal To 100 Years... Its True Check This...

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In An Engineering University During A Math's Class: Student: Why Do We Have To Learn This? Teacher: To Save Lives!!!!! Student: How Does Math Save Lives? Te...

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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam....

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell Crocodile? Johny: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong Johny: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Ask Me How I Spell It!

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs3/kg... Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs. . Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister I...

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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Sardar: The Future Tense Is U Will Go To Jail.

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Eyes Are Parents Heart Is Lover Body Is Wife Brain Is Teacher Brother And Sister Are Fingers But( I Think) Friends Are Blood...

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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Birth Is From Mother Advice Is From Father Knowledge Is From Teacher Life Is From Partner But Joy,fun,jokes Lifelong Smiles Is From Frnd Isnt It?...

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Teacher:- Which Was 1st Silent Film In English? Santa:- If D Film Was Silent, How Could U Know It Was In English ? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks !!...

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell One More Example Of This Type Student : I Love My Teacher, Teacher Loves His Daughter, So I Love Teacher Daughter....

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Experience And Stupidity Experience Is The Best Teacher But If U Let That Experience Teach You Again Its Stupidity... :)...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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Thousand Words Of A Taecher Does Not Hurt........................................................................................... ...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill. Teacher: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It? Student: No. I Wa...

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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Teacher: Johnny, Name Two Pronouns. Johnny: Who, Me? Teacher: Very Good!

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