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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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Experience And Stupidity Experience Is The Best Teacher But If U Let That Experience Teach You Again Its Stupidity... :)...

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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically

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Thousand Words Of A Teacher Does Not Hurt, But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes..

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What Is The Full Form Of Maths ?think A : Mentally Affected Teacher Harrasing Students

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Most Tragic, Test In 1st Period. Most Wonderful News, Teacher Is Absent. Most Relaxing Area, Canteen. Most Funny Moment, Teacher Cracks Joke Nobody Laughs. ...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What Ru Doing? A Guy:mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk...,

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Buddha,jesus ,mahavir And Guru Nanak? Santa: All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now C Commentator Said, A Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar. :-)...

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You Are Not Only Our Teacher Our Friend ,philosopher And Guide To All Modled Into One Person Happy Teachers Day...

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Never Kiss A Lawer, She Will Say I Object This, Never Kiss A Nurse, She Will Say Who Is Next Always Kiss A Teacher, She Will Say Do It Five Times.........

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Teacher : Who Is Ur Favorite Writer? Student : Ur Daughter. Teacher : Why? Student : Everyday She Gives Me A Nice Love Letter....

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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Teacher :''can U See God? Boy : ''no. Teacher :''can U Touch God?'' Boy : ''no. ''then There Isn't A God!'' Teacher Said. Boy : ''sir, Can U See Or Touch U...

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Kamasutra Says That S*x Is Duty - If Done With Your Wife. Art - If Done With Your Lover. Education - If Done With A Virgin. Tuition - If Done With Your Teac...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs3/kg... Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs. . Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister I...

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: . Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.a Sardar Stands Up- We Must Find & Stop Her!....

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A Girl Asked, Why Cow Seems Depressed When Being Milked? Teacher: If Every Morning They Rub Yours 20-30 Minutes And Don't F**k U, U Will Feel The Same?

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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell One More Example Of This Type Student : I Love My Teacher, Teacher Loves His Daughter, So I Love Teacher Daughter

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not All...

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Teacher.student Se-baccho Santi Ke Sath Baith Jao Student Teacher Se-mam Santi Nahi Aai Hai Madhu Ke Sath Baith Jau Good Evening .

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Teacher : What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested? Student : A Teacher.

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History Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America. Maria: Here It Is! Teacher:correct,now Class, Who Discovered America? Class: Maria!!!...

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. . A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students That For The Best Penetrations 6-7 Peniiss Is Best. . . One Of The Girl Askd Her Tht Wht Abt 9 . . . Teacher Said I M...

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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One Lazy Son Tell His Parents That Today He Can Answer One Question Correctly. His Father Asks: What Is That Question? The Lazy Son: My Teacher Asked That Who...

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Teacher Is A Hot Water, Parent Is A Mineral Water, . . . . . . . . . . Friend Is A Water Bottle....

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Student: Can I Go To The Bathroom?.. Teacher: No!.. Student: I'm On My Period!!!!!!.. Teacher:shut Up Justin!!!..

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Teacher: Write A Sentence Using The Word Harassment Banta : When I Was In School Her_ass_meant A Lot To Me .

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Teacher: Johny, How Do You Spell Crocodile? Johny: K-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l Teacher: No, Thats Wrong Johny: Maybe Its Wrong, But You Ask Me How I Spell It!

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Thousands Words Of A Teacher Does Not Hurt But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears To The Eyes:-):-

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Teacher: Johnny, Name Two Pronouns. Johnny: Who, Me? Teacher: Very Good!

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Height Of Bravery: Entering Into D Class Widout Permission N Telling D Teacher 'hey Sweety Carry On.. Dont Stop 4 Me'!!!

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult.if Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper,it Is Ur Achievement...happy Exams Days.

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