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Girl : My Heart Is Like A Mobile N U R Da Sim Card .. Boy : I Am Very Hapi Girl : Dont Be Too Hapi If I Get A New Offer I Will Change Da Sim Card !! :)...

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U Luk Sweet When U Read My Message. U Luk Sweeter When U Read My Message Smile. U Luk Sweetest When U Read My Message, Smile Reply. So, Try To Look Sweetest.

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Theory Is When We Know Smthng But It Dont Works.......................... Practical Is When Smthng Works But We Dont Know Why............................ We Eng...

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Am I Cute?test Call,if I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous:-)...

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If You Need Advice, Text Me If You Need Someone , Call Me If You Need Me, Come To Me If You Need Money, The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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Text Won't Flow, Everyone Knows, When The Load Fades Away. Text Will Die And Tears In Your Eyes. You've Got To Throw Your Fone Up High Yeah Yeah..............

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I Am In Da Emergency Room Now Talk'n To Da Doctor He Says It Doesn't Look Good He Says I Am Going To Die... If I Ever Stop Loving You!

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Boy : Will U Marry Me?? Girl : Yes Boy *starts Runnin* Girl : Wer R U Goin?? Boy : M Goin 2 Update My Relationship Status On Facebook.

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I Never Expect Others To Remember Me..! But I Always Drop My Messages Into Their Inbox To Show- I Still Love To Remember Them...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Sms Lab Work Aim:to Disturb You Apparatus:cell Procedure 1:missed Call 2:blank Msg 3:repeat 12 Result : U R Disturbed . Side Effect : I Am Disturbed.....

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Boy: Can I Touch Your Software. Girl: First Show Your Hardware. Boy: Should I Install It In Ur System. Girl: First Cover It With Antivirus....

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Waves Never Meet,but They Share The Same Sea, Moon Stars Can Never B 1, But R In The Same Sky, V May Not Meet Always Bt Memories R With Us Forever.

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Know What Makes Me Happy When You Sms Me? Not Your Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Messages But Your Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That You Remem...

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Why Are There Earth Quakes Held? Because...rajinikant's . . . . . . . . Mobile Is Sometimes On Vibration Mode....

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Problem Arises In Life When We Over-estimate The Problem & Under Estimate Ourself..we Have Infinite Power To Overcome All The Problems..use It..

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Once Rajinikanth Pencil Broke While Giving The Cat Exam. Then Onwards, Cat Was Online... :)

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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What Kisses Mean! Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=…. Lets Not Get Carr...

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Everyone Wants 2 Be The Sun Dat Lights Up Your Lyf.but I'd Rather Be Ur Moon,so I Can Shine On U During Ur Darkest Hour When Ur Sun Isn't Around.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Wonderful Combination's In This World Heart Beats, Night Moon, Music Songs, Roses Love, Fish Water, My Message Your Smile..!...

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Jokezone: Chikku In A Computer Exam Examiner Asked, What Is Microsoft Excel? Chikku: It Is Like Surf Excel To Clean Computer

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A Sardar Goes To A Restaurant And His Cell Phone Rings. Wife- How Are U? Sardar (surprised)- I Am Fine But How Did U Know Where I Was?

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Did You Know That... If You Take Any Number, Double It, Add 10, Divide By 2, And Subtract Your Original Number, The Answer Will Always Be 5...............

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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Nothing Shine Like Sun,nothing Bright Like Moon,nothing Expensive Like Gold,nothing Wonderful More A Friend Like You

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Q: How Many Men Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? A: One - He Just Holds It Up There And Waits For The World To Revolve Around Him!

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Classic Definition Of A Girl/fri- Some 1 Who Will Stand Beside You Thru All The Troubles That Wouldn't Been Created If You Were Single......

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Sardar, Received Continuously I Love You Messages On Mobile Phone. A Man Standing With Him, Said, Sardar G Today You Are Receiving Lot Of Love Messages... Sarda...

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Above Da Dark Horizon Soon New Li8 Rays Vl Appear They Signify 2 Al Da World A Fresh New Day Is Here...! G O O D M O R N I N G-

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Some Day When The Page Of My Life Will End... I Know That You Will Be One Of Its Most Beautiful Chapter... And If I Ever Get A Chance To Read It Again... I Will...

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Look At Sun And You See Time. Look In Heart And You See Love. Look In Eyes And You See Life. Look At Your Mobile And You See Whos Thinking Of U! Its Me.......

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus.first Thay Inter Your Life,scan Your Pockets,transfer Your Balance,edit Your Mind,download Her Problem,delete Your Smile,and Th...

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Boy To Girl...... Boy:is Ur Name Google? Girl:no!!!...................why? Boy:cuz You've Got Everything I'm Searching For :)

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