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What Is Worse Than Seeing A Worm In Apple That You Were Eating? Seeing Only Half Of The Worm In The Apple..... :- :-o...

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Boy : Can I Touch Ur Software..? Girl : First.. Show Me Ur Hardware. Boy : Should I Install It In Ur System..? Girl : Cover It With Antivirus And Then Is...

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A Smile :) Gives U Red Color To Ur Cheeks, White Color 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Color 2 Ur Lips, Silver 2 Ur Eyes, So Keep Smiling And Enjoy D Colors Of Life.....

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2 C Light,look At The Sun.2 C Love,look At The Moon.2 C Beauty,look At Nature.2 C Hope Look At Future.but 2 C All Of This. Look At The Mirror.

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Technologys Impact. Major Rohails E-mail: Dear Son! How Have U Been Ur Mom And I Are Fine And We Miss U A Lot Please Turn Off Ur Pc Come Downstairs 4 Dinn...

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A Frnd Is Not Like D Sun Bcoz It Sets Not Like D Moon Becoz It Fades. But Like A Sky Bcoz It Stays...

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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When A Apple Is Red, Is Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is 16, Is Ready To F**k Apple Says Eat Me,taste Me,bite My Bum. Girl Says Suc...

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Stars Are Unapproachable, Sun Is Very Hot,.... Moon Is Too Far... So God Gave Me A You So That I Can Say I Have My Own Little Universe!

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If Care Is A Wave, I Give U Sea. If Respect Is A Leaf, I Give U Tree. If Trust Is A Planet, I Give U Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life, I Give U Mine 4 Free.. Keep ...

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Jokezone: Chikku In A Computer Exam Examiner Asked, What Is Microsoft Excel? Chikku: It Is Like Surf Excel To Clean Computer

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall,who's The Fairest Of Thm All? The Mirror Laughed Gave A Grunt It Is'nt You, You Ugly Ct!!!!

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Scientists Are Trying To Figure Out How Long Can A Person Live Without Brain !!!! ...... Please Tell Them Your Age !

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If Lovers Are Like Moon And Brothers Are Like Stars Than I Have Noticed That The Sky Looks Good Without Moon But Not Without Stars I.e. You Happy Birthday Broth...

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I Decided To Send U Da Cutest N Sweetest Gift Of Da World. But Postman Shouted At Me Saying, Get Out Of The Post Box.

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Sound Become Music, Movement Becomes Dance, Smile Becomes Laughter & Life Becomes Celebration. ---when Old Friend Keep In Touch

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Federal Politicians Are Still Barred From Spamming An Electorate In One Hit. But They Can Now Text Up To 7000 Constituents, Or Almost 10 Per Cent Of Their Elect...

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Each Of Us Makes Our Own Weather, Determines The Color Of The Skies In The Emotional Universe Which We Inhabit ...

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Fine Guys Open My Eyes... Smart Guys Open My Mind... But Only A Sweet Guy Can Open My Heart...

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Tussi Bary Great Oorasguly Di Plate Ocock Da Creat Oandy Da Amlate Opawain Jo Wi Otussi Baray Great Ohahaha

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You May Have 3 Reasons For Not Messaging Me: 1. No Balance. 2. No Free Sms Package. Or 3. No Guts To Disturb A Prince.

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U R Unique U R Caring U R The Best. N I M D Luckiest To Have U In My Life!

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How Come Mario Can Smash Through Bricks... Yet He Dies When He Touches A Freaking Turtle???

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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To Wishis To Wish For You.to Sleepis To Dream Of You.to Liveis To Wait For You.to Smileis To Think Of You

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Hapiness Is Not Something U Postpone 4 Future Its Something U Design 4 The Present.make Each Moment Happy.

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O Moon Go Slowly O Beautiful Birds Dont Make Noise O My Heart Beat Silently Because My Friend Is Going To Sleep.

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Rajnikant Once Applied For Engineering Final Exams. . . . . . . . . . He Finally Learns His Limit...

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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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What Comes Down But Never Goes Up? . . . Think . . . Think . . Its Eazy . . . Still Confused? . . . Ok . . . Oh Its Rain...!...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Best Punishment To A Boy: Give Him A Mobile Wth Lot Of Balance Girls Phone No. Leave Him At A Place Whr Thr Is..no Network

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Wow I've Heard Of People Being Hit By The 'ugly Tree,' But You Were Gangbanged By The Entire Forest

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