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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Politics Gives Guys So Much Power That They Tend To Behave Badly Around Women. And I Hope I Never Get Into That. -william J. Clinton

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We Bridge Distanceswid Text Msgs...still It Fails To Fill The Space... But I Hope Ours Is Not Just An Xchange Of Txts... It,s Keeping Frndship Alve......

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Girl Asked.who Is Beautiful,me Or Moon ? Best Answer Given By Boy, I Don't Know But When I See You I Forget The Moon And When I See The Moon I Rember You...

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Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.u Cry I Cry.u Lauf I Lauf.u Jump Out Of Da Window... I Look Down Den... I Lauf Again

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch "rajni" Series In 2012.with 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory.320 M.pixels Camera.tv, Fridge,ac & Car In One Mobile....

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Theory Is When We Know Smthng But It Dont Works.......................... Practical Is When Smthng Works But We Dont Know Why............................ We Eng...

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous...

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A Mobile Is Like Women - Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier.. If If.. The Tree Had Fallen On Newtons Head Instead Of The Apple.

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer Me 'enter' Ur Life, 'save' U In My Heart, 'format' Ur Problems, 'shift' U 2 Opportunities Never 'delete' U From My Memory!! :...

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Do You Know What Is Meant By -mobile- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every Where So Now Lets Start...

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A Man And Doctor Love The Same Girl. Man Gives Her An Apple Everyday. Girl Asks The Reason Of Giving Apple Daily? Man: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away...

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Sumday,wn Da Pagez Of My Lyf End...i Know Dat U'll B One Of Its Most Beautiful Chapters..... If I Ever Get 2 Read It Again,i'll Open It Frm Da Page We Met!

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When U R Too Fast To Get Somewhere, U Miss The Fun Of Getting There. Life's Not A Race, So Take It Slower N Enjoy The Music Before The Song's Over! Gud Morning

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What Kisses Mean! Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=…. Lets Not Get Carr...

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Santa Asked 1 Question To D Teacher.. D Teacher Fainted... Question Was... Black Is A Color.. White Is Also A Color.. Buh Black N White Tv Is Not A Color ...

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind() If U Hurt Me,i Dont Mind If U Use Bad Language2 Me,i Dont Mind If U Insult Me,i Dont Mind Bcause U R My At...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Little Keys Can Open Big Locks, Simple Words Can Express Great Thoughts. A Text From U Never Fails To Make Me Smile The Whole Day Through..

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A Message Can Be Just A Message But It The Speaking Of The Friends,expressing There Desire,toughts These Are Message -from Pr...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Someone Asked What Makes People Happy. Some Said Wealth And Some Said Fame. I Was Thinking About This When My Cell Phone Beeped And Received A Text From You. Th...

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Early In Da Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly. All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell But Its Now Wither Awfully...

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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Last Night I Hugged My Pillow And I Dreamt Of You, I Wish That Someday, I,d Dream About My Pillow And I,d Be Hugging You

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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Have A Cigar Daily - U'ill Die 10 Yrs Early. Have Drinks Daily - U'll Die 30 Yrs Early. Luv Someone Truly - U'll Die Daily.-res

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall,who's The Fairest Of Thm All? The Mirror Laughed Gave A Grunt It Is'nt You, You Ugly Ct!!!!

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Knowing A Person Is Like Music.. What Attracts Us To Them S Their Melody.. And As We Get To Know Who They Are.. We Learn Their Lyrics.. ...

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I Was Trying To Send You A Message Earlier Saying That You Are Cute, Gorgeous And With Awesome S*x Appeal But Message Always Fails...........i Wonder Why? Mayb...

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