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We All Know Apple Story But How Did Newton Discover 2nd 3rd Law? 1 Day He Kicked A Goat With Force F, Goat Cried Ma. So, F=ma After Sometime Goat Kicked Hi...

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Jokezone: Chikku In A Computer Exam Examiner Asked, What Is Microsoft Excel? Chikku: It Is Like Surf Excel To Clean Computer

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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 The Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus< He Wrote:- Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students, Wait For The Teach...

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Little Keys Can Open Big Locks, Simple Words Can Express Great Thoughts. A Text From U Never Fails To Make Me Smile The Whole Day Through..

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..

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Friendship Is Like A Violin The Music May Stop Now And Then, But The Strings Will Last Forever..

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Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A Pc? Pc Won't Laugh At 3 Floppy !

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Federal Politicians Are Still Barred From Spamming An Electorate In One Hit. But They Can Now Text Up To 7000 Constituents, Or Almost 10 Per Cent Of Their Elect...

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Of Awl Da Millions Of Hearts In This World..my Heart Gt Connectd To Urs....nd Our Connection Wil Go On Freva.......coz I Love U Soo Mch

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Girl: Hey, Wat U Doin? Guy: On The Computer Girl:wat U Doin? Guy:on Google Girl:me 2. Still Googling Ur Mystery Girl? Guy: Yea. It Says No Results Found!!!...

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 A While Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile .. But... Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Ur Name Appears On My Mobile...

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans-dosa.....rajni Rocks

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When An Apple Is Green, It's Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is Sixteen She's Ready To ..woops...wrong Number....

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Friends Are Like Sketch Pens -they Color Your Lives.i May Be Not Your Favorite Color But U Will Need Me Some Day To Complete Your Picture............!

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems. 'shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart...

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Three Fastest Means Of Communication First : Tele-phone Second : Tele-vision Third : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster? Easy! Just Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone...

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When I C The Moon I C U. . When I C The Stars, I C U. . When I C The Sea, I C U. . Get Out Of The Way U R, . Always Blocking My View!...

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Pathan Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth,why? Because His Doctor Advised Him That Todays Dinner Should Be Light. . ....

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Dying Granny Talking To Granddaughter,i May Die Any Moment I Want You To Inherit My Farm,villa,tractor,farmhouse And Livestock. Wow, Said The Grand, Thanks,i Di...

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Music Takes Us To The Rights When I'm Feelin' Wrong Baby Let Me Hear The Vibe Everything Will Be Alright Party All Night Long Live A Dream With Me Tonight...

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A Question For Brilliant I Said Its For Brilliant Not For You.....

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Client: Can You Tell Me What Your Fees Are? Lawyer: Certainly. I Charge 250$ To Answer Three Questions. Client: That Is A Bit Steep, Isnt It? Lawyer: Yes, No...

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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When I Am Not Messaging U It Does Not Mean That I Have Forgotten U, I Am Just Giving U Time To Miss Me

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A 30 Yr Man, Sitting On A Bench, With His Audi A8 Parked Behind Him,rolex Watch On His Wrist, I-phone 3g In Hand,with Tears In His Eyes!coz He's Seng Yng Guys H...

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Time Will Always Fly, But Our Love Will Never Die. Keep In Touch And Remember Me.

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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In Da Mornin I Dont Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Noon I Dont Eat Coz I Think Of U, In Da Evenin I Dont Eat Coz I Think Of U, At Night I Dont Sleep Coz Im Hungry

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + Ur Age + 365 - 615. The Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami. . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Was Swimming In The Ocean That Day.....

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Do U Know Why Girls R Called 'de' And Boys R Called 'da'.. Its The Short Form Of 'dear' And 'darling'... Dont Miss Ur De And Da...

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Compile And Run All Your Program In C And C++ With Errors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Include The Header File Rajnikant.h

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Best Pick-up Line Ever... Boy: Hey...is Ur Name Google.?? Girl: No.. Boy: But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For...

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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