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The Seven Rules Of 'flirtexting' 1.timing Is Everything 2.texting Has A Curfew 3.don't Beat Around The Bush 4.don't Drink Alcohol And Text 5.avoid Breaking Majo...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer Me 'enter' Ur Life, 'save' U In My Heart, 'format' Ur Problems, 'shift' U 2 Opportunities Never 'delete' U From My Memory!

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Think? Intel Inside Mental Outside Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Wil Computr Thi...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film " Endhiran (robot) "...'buddy..if I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..'rajni Rocks:-...

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First Time In The World I Am Introducng A '' 3d '' Message In Ur Mobile.. D D D

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When It Rainz, You Dont See The Sun, But Its There. Hope We Can Be Like That. We Dont Always See Each Other, But We Will Always Be There For One Another....

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Girl Asked.who Is Beautiful,me Or Moon ? Best Answer Given By Boy, I Don't Know But When I See You I Forget The Moon And When I See The Moon I Rember You...

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S*x Is Fun. S*x Is Fine, Doggy Style Or 69, Just 4 Fun Or Getting Paid, Everyone Loves Getting Laid, So If U Want Me In The Sack, Just Lick Ur Lips Text M...

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Hapiness Is Not Something U Postpone 4 Future Its Something U Design 4 The Present.make Each Moment Happy.

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Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier.. If If.. The Tree Had Fallen On Newtons Head Instead Of The Apple.

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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Syllabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As B Tech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Moon Said To Me, If Ur Friend Is Not Messaging U Why Dont You Leave Ur Friend.i Looked At Moon And Said Does Ur Sky Ever Leave U When U Dont Shine.

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I May Run Out Of Message To Text You. I May Run Out Of Jokes Too. I May Also Run Out Of Battery But My Heart Won't Run Out Of Space For You!

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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Sun Likes The Sunday Moon Likes The Monday But I Likes Oneday Thats Your Birthday

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...

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O Moon Go Slowly Beautiful Birds Don't Make Noise O My Heart Beat Silently Because My Friends Is Going To Sleep..... :-)...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy... Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed B...

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Do U Kn0w Da Wife Of Mr. Bean?.. Abrila.. Abrila Bean Da 1 Hu Sang Da Hey Hey , U U I Want 2 Be Ur Grlfnd Abrila Bean.. :d...

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Waves Never Meet,but They Share The Same Sea, Moon Stars Can Never B 1, But R In The Same Sky, V May Not Meet Always Bt Memories R With Us Forever.

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Three Monkeys Escaped From The Zoo,one Was Caught Playing Video Game,the Other Reading A Newspaper,and The Last One Was Caught Reading This Text!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans-dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day...

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)

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I Just Need 3 Things For My Life! The Sun,the Moon And Also You. The Sun For The Light The Moon For The Night And You For The Rest Of My Life

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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American:india Is Backwrd In Technology? Angry Santa Started Shakng His Body. American:y R U Shaking?santa:i'm Dancing Wid My Wife Thru Bluetooth. Harripppaaa.....

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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I Have Sent You This Sms To Tell You That I Am Thinking About You. I Hope That This 1 Minute Of Messaging Will Help Convey My 1 Lifetime Of Love

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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps Th...

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A Mobile Is Like Women – Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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A Smile Is A Language Even A Baby Understands. It Costs Nothing But It Creates Much. It Happens In A Flash But The Memory Of It May Last Forever. Keep On Smilin...

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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There Are 3 Kinds Of Engineers In This World... Some Make Wonders Happen..! Some See Wonders Happen..! Others Wonder What Happened..!!

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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d

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There Are A Million Stars And A Million Dreams, You Are The Only Star For Me, The Only Dream I Dream

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