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Da Test Of Frenship Dosen't Coms Wen U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways N U Realize Despite Distance,the Friendship Is Still There...

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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Jokezone: Chikku In A Computer Exam Examiner Asked, What Is Microsoft Excel? Chikku: It Is Like Surf Excel To Clean Computer

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Yr Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges R Now Calculated According 2 Brain Size. Da Smaller Da Cheaper! Congradz Yu Can Make Free Calls! Lolz.....

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Height Of Addiction :- Jst Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish ! Prisoner :- Yes,i Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobile ...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Two Things Are Important In Our Life.!. First:- Friend Second:- Friendship First One, You Should Make.!. Second One, You Should Keep.!...

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd.....

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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Know What Makes Me Happy When You Sms Me? Not Your Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Messages But Your Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That You Remem...

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The Funniest Thing About This Text Is. That By The Time. U Realize. Nothing Is Written. It's To Late To Stop ---you D*****s---

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Boy : Is Ur Name Google? Girl : No!..why? Boy : Cu Z U Got Everything I Am Searching For.....

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend : If You Dont Wanna See Me Smoking, Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy.... :-)

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If I Get Ur Smile, I Dont Need Flowers, If I Get Ur Voice, I Dont Need Music, If U Speak To Me, I Dont Need Anybody Else, U Just B My Friend, I Dont Need The Wo...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Im Dreaming Of Your Smile, The Lips That Curves Every Time You Talked, Your Laugher Is Music To My Ear Wanting You To Be Mine Forever.

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Our Ultimate Freedom Is The Right And Power To Decide How Anybody Or Anything Outside Ourselves Will Affect Us.

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I Don't Know What The Future Will Be Like But I'm Almost Certain There Will Be A U-phone Coming Up Soon Xd

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I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.u Cry I Cry.u Lauf I Lauf.u Jump Out Of Da Window... I Look Down Den... I Lauf Again

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker 2 His Girlfriend.. If U Don't Want To See Me Smoking,then U Better Find Some Other Ways To Keep My Hands And Lips Busy..

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Q: Wht Do Girls Put There Phones In There Back Pocket. A: They Want Guys To Stare At There A*s

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I Love Three Frnds Sun Moon And You Sun For Day Time Moon For Life Time You For Life Time

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier........... If........... If........... If.......... If.......... Tree Had Fallen On Newton's Head,instead Of The Apple......

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Since Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Isn't That Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak?

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I Wanted To Put Something Incredibly Beautiful, Sweet, Nice, Sensitive, E****c And Funny On Your Mobile Screen, But Unfortunately I Do Not Fit On It.

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Q: Why Do We (guys) Like It When A Girl Put A Phone In There Back Pockets A: We Get A Reason To Stare At There Asses

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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My Supervisor Said, I Need Anger Management, I Told Him, I'm Angry Enough With The Management

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Now I Always Watch Mywedding Video In Reverseandi Love The End When Shetakes The Ring Off,goes Out,jumps In The Car And Headsback To Her Fathershome.......

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave........

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ...

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When A Apple Is Red, Is Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is 16, Is Ready To F**k Apple Says Eat Me,taste Me,bite My Bum. Girl Says Suc...

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Carrer Is Like Light N Girls Are Like Shadow If U Try To Catch Shadow, U Will Mis Da Light If U Walk Toward Da Light Den Da Shadow Follow U...

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