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Girl: What's Your Favorite Color? Boy: Beautiful Girl: Silly, That's Not A Color Boy: Yes It Is, It's The Color Of Your Eyes!

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When There Is Long Gap Between Engagement And Marriage Then Who Is Most Benefited? Girl? No..... Boy? No..... Its The Mobile Phone Company...

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Power Of Mathematics: One Day A Box Wasnt Opening. Lawyer Came, Applied All Laws But It Didnt Open Chemist Came, Applied All Reactions But It Didnt Open Physici...

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Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier.. If If.. The Tree Had Fallen On Newtons Head Instead Of The Apple.

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Sweetest Frndshp Is Like A Pillow When Ur Tired U Relax On It. When Ur Sad U Drop Tears On It. When Ur Angry U Punch It N When Ur Happy U Hug It...

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Height Of Addiction. Just Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prison. Any Last Wish Prisoner : Yes ,i Want To Update My Facebook ,orkut And Zedge ...status As......

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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If Everyone Forgets U,i'm With U If Everyone Lets U Down,i'm With U If Everyone Betrays U,still I'm With U But If Everyone Likes U,sorry I'm With Them...

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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I May Not Be A Clock That May Text You 24hrs A Day But My Heart Will Be Like A Clock That Will Not Stop Caring And Saying U R Always Remembered. Miss U!...

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5 Hi-tech Sardar Inventions 1. Waterproof Towel! 2. Solar Torch! 3. Book On How To Read! 4. Wheel Chair Wit Pedals! 5. Umbrella Wit Holes To See If Its Raining!...

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I Wish Moon Always Be Full & Bright !!! U Always Be Cool & Right!!!whenever U Go To Switch Off The Light, Remember That I Am Wishing U Good Night……...

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Funny But True Fact: Relationship Between Lovers In Todays Age.. You Can Touch Each Other But U Cannot Touch Each Others Mobile...!!!...

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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Those Are The Same Stars, And That Is The Same Moon, That Look Down Upon Your Brothers And Sisters, And Which They See As They Look Up To Them, Though They Are ...

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I Think Drinking And Driving Is Terrible. You Always Spill It When You Change Gears.........

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Guy: Hey,is Ur Name Google ?? . . Girl:no . . . Guy: But U Have All The Things I'm Searching For !)

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A Boy Was Online In Facebook In Night At 9.00pm ... He Chat With His Friend... When He Want Log Out He Say Bye Bye And Gud Night .. But His Friends Say U R St...

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Friends Are Like Sketch Pens -they Color Your Lives.i May Be Not Your Favorite Color But U Will Need Me Some Day To Complete Your Picture............!

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5 Hi-tec Sardarji Inventions: 1. Waterproof Towel 2. Solar Torch 3.book On How To Read 4. Wheelchair With Pedals 5.umbrella With Holes To See It Its Rai...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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U R Unique U R Caring U R The Best. N I M D Luckiest To Have U In My Life!

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I Know U R Missing Me I M Some Where Search Search Search U R Searching 4 Me In Ur Mobile? (:-i Am In Ur Heart:-)...

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Peace Is More Important Dan All Justice & Peace Was Not Made 4 Da Sake Of Justice, Bt Justice For Da Sake Of Peace.

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Story Once Upon A Time, There Was A Country Which Was A Nuclear Power But Didn't Have Electricity. Moral: Hahahahahahaha...

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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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Am I Cute?test Call,if I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous:-)...

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Friendship Is Like A Violin The Music May Stop Now And Then, But The Strings Will Last Forever..

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get Tha...

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Happiness Is Not Something U Postpone 4 The Future. Its Something U Design 4 The Present. Make Each Moment A Happy One. I Just Did It By Remembering U!...

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There R Many Stars But The Moon Is U, There Are Many Friends But The Best Is U,, To Forget Me That's Up To U,,, To Forget U I Will Never Ever Do.

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook....

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First Time In The World I Am Introducng A '' 3d '' Message In Ur Mobile.. D D D

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You Know Why I Hate Silence So Much?? 'cause When It's Quiet.. When I'm All Alone.. I Realize.. I'm Badly... Missin' Your Noise....

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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