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An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother: I Have Got Degree, I Have Got Knowledge, I Can Sit In Society. What Do You Have? Sweeper: I Have The Job

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Try Its Fun... Take Your Mobile Select Vibrate Mode And Put It In Water . Now Call , Your Mobile Will Start Swimming ! Its A New Game Try And Cry

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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Heading Of 1/1/2025 1. I Will Play The Next World Cup -sachin 2. Dhoom-15 Ready For Release. 3. Petrol 984 Rs/litre 4. Shahid ,saif Attended Kareena's 4th W...

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Teacher : U Failure ! At Ur Age Bill Gates Stood First In The Class Student : Mind U, Sir, But At Ur Age Hitler Commited Suicide...

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Functional Artificial Construct Engineered For Battle, Observation And Online Killing

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Engineering Question, *some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks)

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Computer Is Very S**y...! Why ? ? ? ? ? ? B,cos It Has Hardware Software, But,......? No Underwear... :)...

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Funny But True Thought: In The Past,nobody Had A Watch But Everyone Had Time Now Everyone Has Watch But Nobody Has Time.

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An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! Im On Facebook

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Q. What Does 98 Stand For In Windows 98? A. It Stands For Number Of Times It Hangs In A Day...

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What Happened To Your Girlfriend,that Really Cute Math Student? She No Longer Is My Girlfriend.i Caught Her Cheating On Me. How! Well,a Couple Of Nights Ago ...

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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A Thermometer Is N0t The 0nly Thing That Gets A Degree Without Having A Brain! :p A Silent Msg F0r All Studnts-)

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Boy: Do You Love Me? Girl: Yes (boy Starts Running Away) Girl: Where Are You Going? Boy: I'm Going To Update My 'relationship Status' On Facebook :d

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2 Ways To Suicide 1.quick Death- Take A Big Rope Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself. 2.slow Death-wear A Tie Join Engineering....

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You Have Just Received The Kentucky Virus! As We Got No Programming Experience, This Here Virus Works On The Honor System. Please Delete All The Files On Your...

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Salesman:this Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50. Santa:that Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them:p

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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How Come Mario Can Smash Through Bricks... Yet He Dies When He Touches A Freaking Turtle???

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A Single Sperm Has 37.5 Mb Of Dna Information In It,that Means That A Normal Ejaculation Of Abt 6 Million Sperm Represents A Data Transfer Of 1587.5 Tb In Abt 3...

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One Mad To The Other : 2+2= ? The Other Mad Says You Don't Know I Am Weak In Social Studies.. First Mad Says: That's Why I Had Asked You A Question Of Englis...

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Plz Answer This Questions Q1 ..... What Is End Of Counting Number

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We All Know Apple Story But How Did Newton Discover 2nd 3rd Law? 1 Day He Kicked A Goat With Force F, Goat Cried Ma. So, F=ma After Sometime Goat Kicked Hi...

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Engineering Is So Easy... Just Like, Walkin In The Park And... Park Is Like . . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park.. :-d

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A Mobile Born Today Will Become Outdated In Two Yrs From Now

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There Are 3 Kinds Of Engineers In This World... Some Make Wonders Happen..! Some See Wonders Happen..! Others Wonder What Happened..!!

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Thulasi Is Found As A Best Medicine For 'swine Flu'. It Is Proved By Scientist. Swine Flu Is Also Spreading Through Eggs.

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3 Places Where A Human Cannot Die? 1. Heaven. 2. H**l. 3.star Plus. -smsguru...

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Story Once Upon A Time, There Was A Country Which Was A Nuclear Power But Didn't Have Electricity. Moral: Hahahahahahaha...

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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down N Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes N Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam !!!! :d

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One Of The Best Msg Written On The Back Of A Bike: Give Me Loan... Leave Me Alone..

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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Shut Down Your Eyes Log On Some Memories Down Load Some Dreams Save Some Joy Delete All Your Sorrows View Sweet Dreams Good Night.

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Sam In A Interview. Examiner :what Is Microsoft Excel? Sam: It's Liike Surf Excel Used To Clean Computer ...

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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)

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Coolest Reply Ever : Boy Asked His Dad 4 A Bike. Father Replied: Why Did God Give U Two Legs??? Boy: One To Change Gear D Other To Apply Break.......

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