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A:i Want Pink Curtains 4 My Computer. Salesman, But Computer Doesnt Need Curtains!! A: I Have Windows Installed!!

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Boy : How Old Is Google? Girl : 12 Years Old.why? Boy : I Can't Believe Google Is Only 12 Years Old And It Knows A Lot More Than I Do. Girl : ......

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What Happened To Your Mobile? I Was Trying To Call But I Got This Message: Welcome To The Jungle Network. The Monkey You Are Trying To Call Is On A Tree. Plea...

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(external To Student) Ex: Why Does A Capacitor Block Dc But Allow Ac To Pass Through ? St: A Capacitor Is Like This ---! !---. Dc Comes Straight, Like This ...

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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Technologys Impact. Major Rohails E-mail: Dear Son! How Have U Been Ur Mom And I Are Fine And We Miss U A Lot Please Turn Off Ur Pc Come Downstairs 4 Dinn...

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Newton's Law Of Load Shedding: The Rate Of Load Shedding Is Directly Propotional To The Temperature Of Atmosphere, Provided That The Role Of Wapda Remains ...

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Let Me Test Ur Maths! (u Should Read Only 1 Time, Ok!) 2+7=9 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +8 -7 Qstion:- How Many Times U Pressed D Button?

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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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Heading Of 1/1/2025 1. I Will Play The Next World Cup -sachin 2. Dhoom-15 Ready For Release. 3. Petrol 984 Rs/litre 4. Shahid ,saif Attended Kareena's 4th W...

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I Failed In Some Subjects And My Friend Passed In All... Now He Is Engineer In Microsoft Compony And I M The Owner Of Microsoft.....bill Gates Accordig To Rea...

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Best Advertisement Ever:- If U Want To Remove Ur Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks The Signs Of Skin Aging, Try . . . . . Adobe Photoshop Cs3...

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I Can't Sleep When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate When I'm Not Beside You. I Can't Concentrate If I Haven't Communicated With You. I Can't Live With...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries. . . Why ? . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!

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Why Newton Was Shocked Wen He Saw A Beautiful Girl N***d..?? Ans: He Found Something In His Pant Going Up Against His Own ' Law Of Gravity'......

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He Broke Her Heart.. . . She Broke His Iphone 4g... . . . . . . . . . I Think We All Know Who Cried Harder !! =d

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*phone Rings Dad : Why Don't You Pick Up Your Phone? Daughter : I'm Dancing On My Ringtone. Dad : ???

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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Three Fastest Means Of Communication First : Tele-phone Second : Tele-vision Third : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster? Easy! Just Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone...

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Q. What Does 98 Stand For In Windows 98? A. It Stands For Number Of Times It Hangs In A Day...

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If Only A Calculator And A Dictionary Which Will Update Itself When Ever A New Word Is Created Can Be Installed Into My Brain Then We Wont Need To Go To School ...

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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Theory Is When We Know Smthng But It Dont Works.......................... Practical Is When Smthng Works But We Dont Know Why............................ We Eng...

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Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided To Share One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World. Thus...google Was Born!!

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Sir: What Do U Know About Chemistry? Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... -)

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls, Play Useless Games And You Get Poked By Weird People..

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Rajnikant's Next Film Is Called Twitter. He Is Playing 140 Characters.

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Ngpay Is An Application By Which U Can Access Ur Hdfc As Well As Axis Bank Account From Ur Mobile. U Can Even Transfer Balance To 3rd Party

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Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Bunker............. '' I Always Think Of Attending Clases Regularly..but For Thinking,i Need To Bunk...

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Noise Abatement Flight 123,control Tower Advisd,turn Right 45 Degrees For Noise Abatement.pilot Responded,we're At 35,000 Feet. How Much Noise Can We Make Up ...

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A Man Asked To Sardar Ji About His Paper Of English.. Sardar Said:paper Was Alright, But I Forgot 3rd Form Of Think, Then I Thought N Thought N Thought And I W...

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Engineering Question, *some Text Missing* What Is Missing? Explain With Valid Reasons (10 Marks)

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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One Of The Best Msg Written On The Back Of A Bike: Give Me Loan... Leave Me Alone..

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Why Did The Motorcycle Take A Break? Because It Was Two Tired!

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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Height Of Technical Overdose:- A Software Engineer Slips From The Roof Of The Building And Shouts F1! F1! F1! Instead Of Help!!!! Help!!! Help!! Funny...

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If A Country Is To Be Corruption Free And Become A Nation Of Beautiful Minds, I Strongly Feel There Are Three Key Societal Members Who Can Make A Difference. Th...

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For Chalo Boys.. An Idea Can Change Ur Lyf, But, A Gal Can Change Ur Idea........ So...... ...always Change Galx To Change Ideas........ Wat An Idea Sir G...

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