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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + Ur Age + 365 - 615. The Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Billgates Gav3 5$ Tip To The Waiter. Waiter: Sir, Yesterdy Ur Son Gav 50$ Tip U Gave Only 5$? Billgates: He Is The Son Of Millionaire, I M The Son Of Farmer...

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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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A Child Went 2 Kashmirstrtd Playin By Mkin Smal Mountains Vd Ice 2day Dose Mountn R Cald The Himalyas Dat Child S Cald . . . Any Guesses . Rajni...

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Wat A Strange Society! We Dont Believe In Life After Death, And Yet People Always Ask 'what Next After Engineering'? :-)...

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For Chalo Boys.. An Idea Can Change Ur Lyf, But, A Gal Can Change Ur Idea........ So...... ...always Change Galx To Change Ideas........ Wat An Idea Sir G...

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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....

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Dedicated To All Engineers: I Could Have Been A Doctor And Saved Lots Of Lives! I Could Have Been A Lawyer And Defended Lots Of Lives! I Could Have Bee...

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Of All The Books That I Have Encountered..... Facebook Is The Best... :)

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Latest 4rm Nursery Skul A-apple B-bluetooth C-chat D-download E-email F-facebook G-google H-hewlett Packard I-iphone J-java K-kingston L-laptop M-m...

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Worldcup Schedule 2012: Group 'a' Teams: Aus, Pak, Sl, Nz, Zim, Canada, Kenya, Ind, Sa, Eng, Wi, Ban, Irland, Netherlands. Group 'b' Team: Rajnikant

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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We All Know Apple Story But How Did Newton Discover 2nd 3rd Law? 1 Day He Kicked A Goat With Force F, Goat Cried Ma. So, F=ma After Sometime Goat Kicked Hi...

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Noise Abatement Flight 123,control Tower Advisd,turn Right 45 Degrees For Noise Abatement.pilot Responded,we're At 35,000 Feet. How Much Noise Can We Make Up ...

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I Don't Know What The Future Will Be Like But I'm Almost Certain There Will Be A U-phone Coming Up Soon Xd

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A Really Funny Game Question For U:- Fill Up The Balnks. 1)ur Name_______ 2) Percent In 10th_________percent 3)gender___________ Now Read Only The Answers...

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In Future, How Do I Identify Ur Kid In A Clas Room? Its Simple. Il Check Who Is Erasing His Notes, Wen Teacher Cleaning Da Black Board...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks

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Idea's New Advice 2 Save Paper : Exams Should B Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. Bcoz Students Hv More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed! Wat An !dea Sir G....

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost I Dont Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over Boy: What Happened? I Didnt Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You. Girl: Shut Up I ...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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Interviewer : Just Imagine U R In The 3rd Floor-it Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardar : It Is Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination!!!!!!!!!!...

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Height Of Addiction. Just Before Hanging Judge Asked The Prison. Any Last Wish Prisoner : Yes ,i Want To Update My Facebook ,orkut And Zedge ...status As......

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You Have Just Received The Kentucky Virus! As We Got No Programming Experience, This Here Virus Works On The Honor System. Please Delete All The Files On Your...

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Teacher:which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life? Krish:my Fathers Cheque Book

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Cool Thought By Krish, I Love Facebook, But, Hate To Face My Book !

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I Failed In Some Subjects And My Friend Passed In All... Now He Is Engineer In Microsoft Compony And I M The Owner Of Microsoft.....bill Gates Accordig To Rea...

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':' What I Learned In Lectures At University':' -: How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth :- How To Sleep With Eyes Open -: How To Believe That This Lecture Wil...

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The Internet Is So Big, So Powerful And Pointless That For Some People It Is A Complete Substitute For Life.

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1- Sardar Ji Is Buying A Tv Do You Have Color Tvs? Sure. Give Me A Green One, Please.

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Once Rajnikant Was Playing Cricket In D Monsoons.. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D Rain Was Cancelled Due 2 Mat...

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Physics Would Hav Been More Easy If...... . . . If... . . The Whole Tree Would Hav Fallen On Newton's Head Instd Of A Single Apple...:-):-)

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30 Years Ago: Wow This Box Can Make Noise(radio) 20 Years Ago: This Thing Have People In It(tv) 10 Years Ago: Wow The Tv Has Colours Now Present: The Interne...

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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(external To Student) Ex: Why Is A Thicker Conductor Necessary To Carry A Current In A.c.as Compared To D.c. ? St: An Ac Current Goes Up And Down (drawing A...

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Q.who Is The Laziest Person In The World? Ans:the One Who Invented The Snooze Option In Alarm.

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Love Is Docomo , Do The New. Marige Is Idea, Can Change Ur Life. Husband/wife Is Hutch, Where U Go He/she Follow. But Friendship Is Airtel, Ek Atut Bandhan....

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Do U Know What Does The Computer Think Of You When U Sit In Front Of It . . . . . . Intel Inside.... Idiot Outside

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Orkut Scrap Tip: Send Colorful Text Scrap 2 Ur Wel Wishers! 2 Do So Just Use Below Format, Red*/red Here Just Replace * With Ur Scrap...

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