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What Would You Do, If Your Friends Die Tomorrow, And You Never Go To Tell Him Have You Fell? I Just Want You To Know: Even, If I Never Talk To You Again In My L...

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Emoti0nal Sentence By A Friend,, The L0ngest Distance 0n Earth Isn't Fr0m N0rth T0 S0uth, It's When I Stand Infr0nt 0f You You Ign0re Me..!! Happy Friends...

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Always Be Happy, Always Wear A Smile Not Because Life Is Full Of Reasons To Smile But Because Ur Smile Itself Is A Reason For Many Others To Smile...

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New Frens R Like Poems.. But Old Frens R Like Alphabets... Dont 4gt Ur Old Frens, Because,u Always Need Alphabets 2 Read Poems.

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I Don't Knw If I Am An Imprtant Valued 1 In Ur Lyf Or Nt.. Bt Yes, I Jst Hope Whn I'll Die U'll C*m Little Nearer To My Coffin Nd Body, Will Hav Couple O...

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When I Was A Dog, And You Were A Flower, I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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How Can You Know If A Person Is Cute? First, He Or She Has A Poor Memory. Second - Umn I Forgot Na!

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2day A New Person Asked Abt U, I Told Him Just Follow D Ants.. He Asked Y Do U Say So?! I Smiled N Replied.. My Friend Is So Sweet

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You Lead My Senses When I Am Down, Be There With Me When Every Moment I Want You To Have The Crown!

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If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind If U Punch Me,i Dont Mind() If U Hurt Me,i Dont Mind If U Use Bad Language2 Me,i Dont Mind If U Insult Me,i Dont Mind Bcause U R My At...

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Q. Why Is It Called A Wonder Bra? A. When She Takes It Off, You Wonder Where Her T**s Went.

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Love Is Like A Chewing Gum, It Tastes Only In The Beginning! But Friendship Is Like Chocolate, It Tastes Till It Ends!

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If Being Ugly Would Hurt, You Would Be In Pain All Day Long.

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Hello!! What's Wrong With Your Mobile? Tried So Many Times But Every Time I Call It Says: The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!

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You Are Such A Good Friend That If We Were On A Sinking Ship Together And There Was Only One Life Jacket... I'd Really Fookin Miss You.

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Bloke Knocked On My Door The Other Day And Said Do You Want Your Shed Re-tard I Said No And He Fooked Off With My Shed .

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I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong Cause Im Damaged, Im...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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A True Friend Won't Care What Other People Think A True Friend Will Help You Find Your Way A True Friend Will Make Sure You Don't Sink A True Friend Will Help Y...

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Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You!

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Tom: Santa Ur Son Died! Hearing Dis Sardar Jumped 4m 50th Floor 35th Floor He Realize: I Have No Son! 20th Floor He Realize: I'm Unmarried! 3rd Floor: S**t...

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If Tomorrow I Die And Don't Get A Chance To Say Good Bye. Just Always Remember,that Once I Was Yours And Once You Were Mine...!!

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Sharp Is Ur Memory, Sweet Is Ur Name, Deep In My Heart U'll Always Remain. Earth Wants Water, Flower Wants Dew, I Want Nothing But A Smile From U.

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I Know You Think I'm Cute, I Know You Think I'm Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love, Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom, Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And Only The Cute Persons Receive Sms From Me!

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It Is True That Every Effort Is Not Converted In 2 Success,but It Is Equally True That Success Does Not Come Without Efforts.. Good Morning

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead

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Q: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Make Eye Contact? A: B*****s Don't Have Eyes.

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I Don't Remember Much From Last Night But The Fact That I Needed Sunglasses To Open The Fridge This Morning Tells Me It Was Awesome

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For Da Ist Tym On Mobile, Im Interducing A ''3d'' Text . . . . . . . . .''d D D Thank U Thank U No Publicity Plz..b-)...

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It Is Charming, Incredibly Handsome, Extremely Good, Well Shaped, Horny,an Animal In Bed And It Knows One French Word ... Moi!!

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U're.....b.i.t.c.h. B Eautiful I Ntelligent T Alented C Ute H Onest R U Smiling Now?...

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U Don't Have To Change Ur Personality Jst 2 B Accepted By Pipol Around U... Coz Being Real S D Essential Of Having True Friends W/out Losing Ur Ownself......

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Hi,nice To Meet You.i Am New Here.pls Show Me Around

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Rich Man: I Hav 10cars,4 Bunglows 3 Estates. Dats My Range.wat Abt U?? Poor Man: I Hav A Son. He Has A Lover She Is Ur Daughter.dats My Range....

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I'm Sure You Were Born In This World As A Cute Baby. Now That You're A Grownup, I Have One Question..... What Happened?

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Having A Good Laugh With Friends Stimulates Endorphins, The Brain's Natural Painkillers. So If You Need To Laugh And You Can't Find A Friend, I Can Lend You A M...

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Anybody Can Sympathise With The Sufferings Of A Friend, But It Requires A Very Fine Nature To Sympathise With A Friend's Success.

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If Love You Is A Crime Please Take Me To The Jail That Jail Is Your Heart

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Come On Take Your Kit Off And Get On Top Of Me.... Enjoy Me Until U R Totally Satisfied. Lovingly Yours... Toilet :)

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