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This Is A C**k Sucker Detector Please Blow In The Phone..... .. Scanning.... The Test Was Positive 90percent Sperm Breath... C**k Sucker !

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Recipe 4 Luv Cake:spread Legs,squeeze + Massage Milk Pots,check Frequently With Midfinger,add Banana,work In-out Till Well Creamed.cake Done When Banana Soft!!!...

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T-mobile Regrets 2 Inform U That The Network Has Gone Down On Everyone Except U.we Regret 2 Inform U That No One Would Go Down On U.not Even A Network

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Wow I've Heard Of People Being Hit By The 'ugly Tree,' But You Were Gangbanged By The Entire Forest

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If I Was Peter Pan You'd Be My Happy Thought!

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Wenever I Miss U, I Wont Luk 4u In My Dreams Or Try 2 Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I'll Jus Put My Right Hand Across Mychest N Feel U!

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Little Gypse Girl Opens The Carvan Door And Shoutsmam How Do I Put My Nickers On Again? Mam Says How Many More Times,yellow To The Front Brown To The Back.

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Rich Man: I Hav 10cars,4 Bunglows 3 Estates. Dats My Range.wat Abt U?? Poor Man: I Hav A Son. He Has A Lover She Is Ur Daughter.dats My Range....

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If Being Ugly Would Hurt, You Would Be In Pain All Day Long.

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At The End Of A Business- With- Pleasure Deal: Gene: It Was My Pleasure Doing Business With You, Ms. Beautiful. Ms. B. It Was My Business Doing Pleasure For...

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Child - In The Bus Dad Told Me To Give My Sit To A Lady Mom - Dats Gud Child - But I Was In Dad's Lap

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me?

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I Don't Remember Much From Last Night But The Fact That I Needed Sunglasses To Open The Fridge This Morning Tells Me It Was Awesome

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Ran Out Of Containers, So I Took My Cottage Cheese To Work Tied Up In A Condom. I'm Not Allowed To Use The Employee Refrigerator Anymore.

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When U Get Caught,try This: I Know That You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant....

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Those Innocent Eyes..those Kissable Lips...a Great Smile...the Perfect Walk..smoothest Talk...absolutely Gorgeous...thats Enough About Me..how Are You?

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Today My Girl Told Me She Wanted A Car For Her Birthday, I Told Her, There Is No Road Between The Kitchen And The Laundry Room

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Your Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The P...

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I Don't Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't Die.

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Bloke Knocked On My Door The Other Day And Said Do You Want Your Shed Re-tard I Said No And He Fooked Off With My Shed .

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around.

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Good News! All Engineering Exams Will Now Be Only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: Vi D: 6.0...

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We May Go Separate Ways , Live Different Lives , We Might Have Different Interests , Do Different Things , Believe In Different Aspects But For As Long As We Be...

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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How Can You Know If A Person Is Cute? First, He Or She Has A Poor Memory. Second - Umn I Forgot Na!

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Touch My Heart Ull Feel, Listen To My Heart Ull Hear, Look Into My Heart Ull See, That Ull Always Be A Special Part Of Me.

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Having A Good Laugh With A Friend Like You Stimulates Endorphins, The Brains Natural Painkillers. So, If You Need To Laugh And You Cant Find A Friend Like Yours...

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What Do You Get When You Cross Esp With Pms? A B***h Who Knows Everything.

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because

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I Don't Knw If I Am An Imprtant Valued 1 In Ur Lyf Or Nt.. Bt Yes, I Jst Hope Whn I'll Die U'll C*m Little Nearer To My Coffin Nd Body, Will Hav Couple O...

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You Are My Dream ... Only My Dream ... I Want To Draw In Viltoarea Passion, You String So Hard You And Me Incitement To Become One Soul. - Cuvintelc Not Reach M...

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Missing A Good Friend In Life Is Equal To Cheating The Life By Ourself. So, I Never Miss 'you' At Anytime. Till My End Of Life!......

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Rohit, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Rohit..

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Every Year Is Better Than The One Before. I Love You. Happy Anniversary

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Make New Friends And Keep The Old, One Is Silver And The Other Gold

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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You Got Style... You Got S*x-appeal... You Got The Brains... And You Sure As H**l Got The Body....wait!!!!!...sorry....wrong Number

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Whats The Difference Between Exotic And Kinky? Exotic Is When U Use A Feather....kinky Is When U Use The Whole Chicken

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Others Say Life Is Unfair. Well, It's True. Others Are Jealous Of You. And They Really Should Be. Wanna Know Why? Hmmm Coz You Have A Cute Text Mate Like Me.

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This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat, Keep Cat, A Cat, Idiot Cat, Busy Cat, For Cat, 20 Cat, Seconds Cat! Now Read It All Without The Word Cat!

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