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If I Get Ur Smile, I Dont Need Flowers, If I Get Ur Voice, I Dont Need Music, If U Speak To Me, I Dont Need Anybody Else, U Just B My Friend, I Dont Need The Wo...

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A Great Friendship Is Based On Two Main Things: First... To Celebrate The Similarities, And Second... To Respect The Difference

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Hello, This Is God! I Make Few Bad Creations But You Are The Worst Monster I Ever Realized. My Apologies On Behalf Of The Whole World.

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Whoever Coined The Phrase Quiet As A Mouse Has Never Stepped On One.

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U Good At Math? Well, Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Cloths, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!

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I'm Sure You Were Born In This World As A Cute Baby. Now That You're A Grownup, I Have One Question..... What Happened?

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The Shortest Word For Me Is I The Sweetest Word For Me Is Love The Only One For Me Is You

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Text Me When You Are Sad, Text Me When You Need Someone To Listen To And You Can't Find Anyone Who Will. I Don't Care If I'm Your Last Option, I Just Don't Want...

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There Was A Young Girl From Wick, Who Asked Her Mum What's A P.r.i.c.k, Her Mother Said Annie It Goes Up Your F***y And Jumps Up And Down Till It's Sick.

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I Am So Broke That Im Going To Kfc To Lick Other Peoples Fingers.

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For Sale: Parachute. Only Used Once, Never Opened, Small Stain.

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First Guy (proudly): My Wife's An Angel! Second Guy: You're Lucky, Mine's Still Alive.

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Tip For Lifetime : Try To Pretend Yourself That You Are Happy, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit And Finally It Becomes Your Character....

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All Time Hero Who Always Think Of Positive Attitude And Ever Lasting Hero For The Proverb Failure Is Stepping Stone For Success He Thinks This Not As A Prover...

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Once A Girl Askd A Boy-y We Have Units To Measure Weight, Force,speed, Distnce Etc Bt Nothin To Measure Luv,trust, Frndshp.y? Boy Thought For A While, Took Her ...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Of All The Smiles You Receive In A Day, There's One Smile You Don't See. A Smile Not From The Lips But Straight From The Heart. A Smile That Comes From Me !

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Our Life Is Long Time. We Meet For Short Time. But. You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time. My Sweet Friend. I'm Missing U This Time....

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This Is A C**k Sucker Detector Please Blow In The Phone..... .. Scanning.... The Test Was Positive 90percent Sperm Breath... C**k Sucker !

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Super Facts: The Length Frm Ur Wrist To Ur Elbow Is The Same As The Length Of Ur Foot.. Hd U Cfe..? I Lyk U Frnd

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You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me .

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._i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Toni...

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You Have 206 Bones In Your Body. Do You Want Another One?

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Ran Out Of Containers, So I Took My Cottage Cheese To Work Tied Up In A Condom. I'm Not Allowed To Use The Employee Refrigerator Anymore.

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I Want To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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What's The Difference Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of You And Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much.

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Q: How Many Men Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? A: One - He Just Holds It Up There And Waits For The World To Revolve Around Him!

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Child - In The Bus Dad Told Me To Give My Sit To A Lady Mom - Dats Gud Child - But I Was In Dad's Lap

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How To Impress Woman: Kiss Her, Hug Her, Compliment Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her How To Impress A Man: Show Up N***d With B...

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old, Some Are New. Some Are False, Some Are True. I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend, But One Thing I Will Always Be...

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When Things Go Wrong Whent Ears Flow From Ur Eyes When Sadness Fils Ur Heart .plz Inform Me-coz My Friend Sels Tisssues Buy 1 Get 1 Free!

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Life Is Pretty Much Unpredictable. I May Not Live Long Enough But I Won't Miss Out Letting You Know That Life Is Worth Living With Someone Like You Around.

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The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.

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Friendship Is A Promise Made In D Heart.. Silent .. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time.. Once A Friend 4eva Friend..

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Best Msg Written On A Gals T-shirt.... My Face Is Upppppp... :p

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Making A Million Relation Is Not An Art. But The Real Art Is Making A Relation Who Will Satnd With U When Millons Are Against You.

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Ur D Angel Who I Cherish So Dearly In Tis Heart Of Mine, D 1 Who Makes My Day Brighter, By Making My Whole World Shine..!

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If You Drop Me, I'll Break. If You Hold Me, I'll Shake. If You Need Me, I'll Hurry. If You Don't Call Me, I'll Worry. If You Hurt Me, I'll Cry. But If You ...

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