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At This Moment In Times 10 Million People Are Having S*x 5 Million Are Drinking Coffee 100 Million People Are Sleeping And I Stupid Fool Is Reading My Texts...

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U Want U Get, That's Luck, U Want U Wait, That's Time. U Want But U Compromise, That's Life. And U Want U Wait U Don't Compromise That's Love

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An Independent Study Has Proven That Those Who Have A Bad S*x Life And Who Are C**p In Beb Reading This Msg In The Right Hand

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What Happen To Ur Mobile????? I Was Trying To Call U But I Got Dis Msg Welcome To The Jungle Network D Monkey U R Trying To Call On Tree Plzz Try Later...

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Dying Husband: I Have Something To Tell U Wife: Don't Speak Just Res Husband: No I Must Confess. I Had S*x With Ur Sis And Best Friend Wife:..ssshhhhhh I Know ...

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All The Time I Thought About You I Saw Your Eyes And They Were So Blue I Could Read There Just One Name My Name, My Name, My Name Because Of You Im Flying Highe...

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We Smile At Whom We Like, We Cry For Whom We Care, We Laugh With Whom We Enjoy, And We Become Angry With Whom We Feel Is Our Own.! Thats Friendship!! Thats Love...

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If U Read, U Owe Me Hug If U Delete,u Owe Kiss, If U Safe,u Owe Me Date, If U Return Texts To Me U Owe Me All But If U Ignored U R Mine So Wht Will U Do??...

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