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I'm Sorry For Crying Over You, Because I Said I Wouldn't. But I Didn't Promise You That, Because I Knew It Would Be A Promise I Would Never Be Able To Keep....

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If You're Not Under My Tree On Christmas Morning, I'm Going Back To Bed!

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Another Month. Another Year. Another Smile Another Tear. Another Winter And Another Summer Too But There Can Never Be Another You...!!!

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6)a Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, I'm Still Paying For It...

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The Wind, The Wind, The Naughty Wind. That Blows The Girls' Skirt High But God'z Clever He Sends D Dust Along D Wind 2 Close D Boys' Eyes!!...

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A Husband Was Creating A Password To Protect His Document.... He Put His Password As Myp****s ... The Wife Swirled Down The Floor And Laughed When The Computer...

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Medicines Frndship Both Cure Probs Bt D Difrnce Is Dat Frndship Dnt Hv An Expiry Dat No Price No Dosages.. -$wap$...

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Friendship Is A Beautiful Gift ... He Can Make Us Smile ... Always Helped And Supported Us ... Although We Have Love,,, Remains The Most Loyal Friend ... Althou...

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I Gave A Chance To Many Men... De Runs Out After A Time The Man's Confidence...

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It Is Deaf And It Wants To Have S*x With You...................... What Do You Say?

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Nurse Kept Boys Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Boy Started Dancing Nurse:y R U Dancing. Boy:next Is Urine Test

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You Are Very Special For Me, So I Want To Gift You N-73!!! . . . . . . Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... Count Them...

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A Friend Gives Support, A Gud Friend Gives Protection, A Real Friend Gives Life, But A Best Friend Gives A Heart Full Of Love....

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Boy: U Love Me? Girl: No Boy: Think Again? Girl: Never Boy: Waiter Give Me Bill, Not Her Only Mine. Girl:ok, Ok, Dear I Love You.

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One Night A Lucky Star Dropped On Earth And Asked Me, What I Want -- A Million Dollar / A True Frnd, Like U? I Choose A Million Dollar. Because I Already Have A...

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree.if U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give ...

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Advise To All The Girls.. .. .. Do Not Play With Street Dogs U May Get Rabies. .. And .. Do Not Play With Smart Boys U May Get Babies.....

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It's Hard To Tell Your Mind To Stop Loving Someone When Your Heart Still Does.

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, Thats Confidential..........

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Sme Realities: Guy With A Charming Personality, Having Attitude Is An Army 0fficer.! Guy With Lot Of Atitude N Cuteness On Face Is A Doctor Guy With Lot Of Brai...

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Fot The 1st Time In My Life, I Was Excited About Purchasing A Book... 32 Mating Positions.. When I Opened The Book, Bloody H**l!! It Was All About Chess.....

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The Greatest Love In The Most The Us To Be On The Most Delicate Rose You Action Was The Best One I Write I World Seventy

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life? I Will Say: My Life You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!

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It Takes Half Our Life To Find True Friends Half Of It Keeping Them. I Am Lucky To Have Spent Less Than Half My Life Finding You Wish To Spend The Rest Keepi...

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Dont Listen To Those Who Tell U: Stop Dreaming Face Reality. Just Keep Telling Yourself, Keep Dreaming Make It Reality.

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Few Relation In Earth Never Die....... Take 1st Letter From Each Word Of Theabove Said Comment And Then You Will Get The Unique Word.......

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If 100 Of People Love You, Make Sure I Am One Of Them, If 99 People Hate You, Make Sure I Am In That 1 Who Loves You, If 100 Of People Hate You, Then Make Sur...

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Never Look 4 Beauty,it Will Fade Away 1 Day. Never Look4 Good Skin,it Will Grow Old 1 Day. But Look 4 A Loyal Heart Which Will Miss U Everyday!!.. . .

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Darling Can I Come Now Or At Midnight ? .................. Coz I Love U Your's Lovingly Mosquito......... !...

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Friendship Is Just Like Water No Colour No Shape No Place No Taste But Still Very Important For Life

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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Qu:wat Is Luv? * * * * Ans:luv Is Wen Sum1 Breaks Ur Heart N D Most Amazing Thing Is Tat U Still Luv Them Wid Every Broken Piece...!...

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Yesterday You Ask Me Something You Knew So I Told You With A Smile Its All About You

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You Are So Fiery Hot The Sun Is Envious

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Make Cool Lie Make Cool Lie Make Cool Lie.. Make Cool Lie Ang Buhay.. Make Cool Lie Ang Buhay Sa Cnbawang Gulay!... :d...

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Boy : May I Hold Your Hand ?? Girl : No Thanks, It Isn't Heavy Girl : If We Become Engaged Will You Give Me A Ring?? Boy : Sure, What's Your Phone Numbe...

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What Is It When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman? Sexual Harassment. What Is It When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man? $3.99 A Minute....

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You Are Just Like A Bounty ... A Piece Of Paradise On Earth!

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Loving Someone Deeply Gives U Courage Being Deeply Loved By Someone Gives U Strength.friendship Often Ends In Love, But Love In Friendship Never Ends....

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A Good Friend Allows U A Safe Space To Share Yr Deepest Thoughts And Needs W/out Worry Of Being Judged Criticized Or Made To Feel Silly For Feeling The Way You ...

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