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Friendship Is A Priceless Gift That Can Not Be Bought Or Sold But Its Value Is Far Greater Than A Mountain Made Of Gold.

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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Dnt Use Yo Blanket Just Thnk Abt My Love It Wil Warm U , Dnt Use Pillow Just Thnk Abt My Handz It Will Trap Yo Hd , Dnt Cloz Yo Mouth I Will Be D Kissing U All ...

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It Is Deaf And It Wants To Have S*x With You...................... What Do You Say?

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My Eye's May Stop Blinking One Day,my Heart May Stop Beating One Day,my Skin My Stop Feeling One Day, But My Mind Will Never Stop Thinking Of U Good Nite

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Ur Dream Determines Ur Goals Ur Goals Map Out Ur Actions Ur Actions Create Results And The Results Bring U Success Good Nite My Friend Have A Nice Dreams

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A Friend Gives Hope When Life Is Low, A Friend Is A Place When You Have Nowhere To Go, A Friend Is Honest, A Friend Is True. A Friend Is Precious A Friend Is U....

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Boy On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor:is This Her First Child? Boy:no This Is Her Husband Speaking...

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When God Opened The Window Of The Heaven He Asked Me: What Is Your Wish For Today? I Said : Please Take Special Care Of The Person Reading This!!!!!!!

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If Kiss Was A Raindrop I'd Send You Showers, If Hug Was A Second I'd Send You Hours, If Smiles Were Water I'd Send You A Sea, If Love Was A Person I'd Send You ...

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The Greatest Love In The Most The Us To Be On The Most Delicate Rose You Action Was The Best One I Write I World Seventy

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When A Flirt Fishes For A Man, She Fishes Merely For The Sport.

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We All Take Different Paths In Life, But No Matter Where We Go, We Take A Little Of Each Other Everywhere.

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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I Will Be Your Shadow, I Will Be Your Light I Will Be Your Strength, I Will Be Your Might You Can Always Count On Me, I Will Be Your Friend For Life :)...

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A Friend Gives Support, A Gud Friend Gives Protection, A Real Friend Gives Life, But A Best Friend Gives A Heart Full Of Love....

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You Are Just Like A Bounty ... A Piece Of Paradise On Earth!

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If All My Friends Were To Jump Off A Bridge, I Wouldn't Jump With Them, I Would Be At The Bottom To Catch Them.

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I Will Wait Till The Day I Can Forget You Or The Day You Realize You Cannot Forget Me

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I Love Your Smile, Your Face, And Your Eyes D**n, I'm Good At Telling Lies!

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Have You Seen The Hottest New Catholic P**n Film? Its 10 Minutes Of S*x And 50 Minutes Of Guilt.

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree.if U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give ...

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A Friend Is Sweet When Its New.but It Is Sweeter When Its True! But U Know What? Its Sweetest When Its You.

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Lastnite, My Lovely Pyjama

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It Takes Half Our Life To Find True Friends Half Of It Keeping Them. I Am Lucky To Have Spent Less Than Half My Life Finding You Wish To Spend The Rest Keepi...

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Never Ask For A Hug Just Take It. Never Ask Do U Luv Me Say I Luv U Never Say I Cant Live Widout U Say I Live 4 U U've Been Trained Now Go Flirt!! :-)...

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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke.. Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers! -)...

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What Is It When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman? Sexual Harassment. What Is It When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man? $3.99 A Minute....

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A Good Friend Is Someone We Can Count On, As Well As Being So Much More. A Friend Is Someone With Whom We Can Relax And Just Hang Out, Have Fun And Share Our In...

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life? I Will Say: My Life You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!

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A Sardar Learning English Introduce His Family At A Party Hi I'm A Sardar ! This Is My Sardarini ! He Is My Kid ! She Is My Kidney....!...

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Employee: Boss, I Have Got Married. Pls Increase My Salary. Boss: Factory Is Not Responsible For Accidents Occuring Outside The Company..

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Baby Are We In A Bakery,because Your A Cutie Pie!!

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A Friend Is Sweet When It's New! But It's Sweeter When It's True! But Do U Know What? It's Sweetest When It's U!

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There Are Tulips In My Garden, There Are Tulips In The Park. But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!

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Flowers Need Sunshine, Violets Need Dew, All Angels In Heaven Know I Need U. Years May Fly, Tears May Dry, But My Friendship With U Will Never Die.

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If 100 Of People Love You, Make Sure I Am One Of Them, If 99 People Hate You, Make Sure I Am In That 1 Who Loves You, If 100 Of People Hate You, Then Make Sur...

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, Thats Confidential..........

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Cute Quote: The Best Part Of Friendship Is Not Hoping Tat Ur Frnd Luvs U As Much As U Do,, But In Knowing Tat U Luv Ur Frnd Far More Than U Can!!..

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