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Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach.....

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Sir Walked Up To The Hottest Girl In The Class And Kissed Her. Then He Addressed The Class Said : See Students Aids Does Not Spread By Kissing. Students: Sir,...

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Best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: I Don't Know How Beautiful You Are?? Bcoz My Eyes Haven't Still Moved From Your B**bs....

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Revives Love.who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. . . It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!...

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A Man Was Teaching A Woman How To Swim. . . Finally The Woman Said : . Tell Me Frankly, Will I Really Drown Like A Leaking Boat If U Take Ur Finger Out.....

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Old Chinese Proverb: Rape Impossible! Woman With Skirt Up Runs Faster Than Man With Trousers Down!

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra Hard To Find Comfortable Supportive Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart!...

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A Medical Girl Asked A Question To Prof: Sir, Why Doesn't Hair Grow On The Ladies Chest? Prof: Have U Ever Seen Grass Grown On A Playing Area.

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Brreastss, Than I Can Always Look At Them. . . .wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Peniiss, I Will Have It ...

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Why Are Condoms Only Sold In Packets Of 3 And 12 ? Because 3 Are For Young People (morning, Afternoon, Night) N 12 For Old People Jan To Dec..

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.best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Don't Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz My Eyes Haven't Still Moved From You...

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of Tho...

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A Man Came Home To Find His Wife In Bed With His Friend, What's Going On Here? Demanded The Husband. See, Said The Wife To Her Lover, I Told You He Was Stupid...

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isn't Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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A Man Returned Home Late And Found A N***d Man With A Hard-on In His Wifes Closet. Hey, What Are You Doing In There? Im Riding A Bus. Thats A Friggin Thing T...

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A Dentist Was Caught Raping A Girl. . . . . . Next Day Headline, Dentist Caught Filling Wrong Cavity.

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And Ill Be Yours Forever The Guy Says, Thanks For The Warning!

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, Who Opens Her Legs Receives A Baby!

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A Judge Asked A Woman On Why She Wanted A Divorce. She Replied, Your Honor, My Husband Knew Im A Vegetarian, And Yet He Still Insist On Putting His Meat In My M...

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Fact About Women: They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters, But Cant See A Pillar From 2 Meters While Parking A Car . . ....

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers. If Your Skirt Is Long, . Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, . . . Protect Yourself From Men At Wo...

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Mom: Hw D H**l R U Pregnant? Girl: Dis Is Our Project In School Abt 'miracle Of Life' Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Girl: I Dnt Know, It's A Group Project.

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Why Is Golf Called A Wrong Game? . . Coz U Hold A Stick N Put The Ball In The Hole Instead Of Holding The Ball N Putting The Stick In The Hole....

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Tomorrow There Will Be An Ice Cream And Milk Shake Party. Ladies Giving Milk Please Come Early. Thanks...

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# What's The Difference Between A Lollipop And A P3nis? If You Lick A Lollipop, It Becomes Smaller... But If You Lick A P3nis It Becomes Bigger!...

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Q: What Do Girls And Rocks Have In Common? A: Everyone Skips The Flat Ones.

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Boy: Men Dress Up To Be Seen By Others. Girl: Laughs And Says Girls Dress Down To Be Seen By Others...

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Don'...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thing On Her Hairiest Thing . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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A S**y Police Woman With Notepad In Hand Says To Drunk Man. . . Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down. . . Man Replies: Your Panties....

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Q: Who Is Senior, Pen!s Or Vag!na. A:vag!na Bcos Pen!s Always Stands Up When Hesees A Vag!na ..so Respect The Seniors!!

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Why Do Women Wear Panty?. Because State Law Says All Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use...

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S3x Is Like Pizza. When Its Good, Its Very Good. When Its Bad, Its Still Pretty Good...

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Any Guess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy....

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly...

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During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Mallika's T-shirt Had A Picture Of A Car Mirror On It. . Guess,what Was Written On It. . Objects Behind D Mirror R Larger Than They Appear...

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