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Once Rajnikanth Was Masturbating Near A House In U.s.a. ... : : : Now Its Known As White House !! :)

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The Light Of F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p Is Like The Light Of P.h.o.s.p.h.o.r.u.s Seen Plainest When All Around Is D.a.r.k .....

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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Indian Pm: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year! Us President: Wow! How Many? Indian Pm: 7 Obc, 5 Sc, 8 St, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist...

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Imp Element Of Frenship Is Comunicatn, Tats Reasn Y My Fingrs R Stil Presng Keys On My Phone. I Dont Want 2 Cut Line Tat Conects Us...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life The Greatest Loss Is When Relationships Die In Us When We Are Alive By Jay

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Do U Know? In 1935 Usa Govt Killed A Man On 1st Saturday Of Aug, N Next Day His Bst Frnd Committed Suicide In His Memor... So... Usa Govt Decided N Declared...

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Boy- Make Road From India To Usa. God- Its Very Tough, Ask Something Else Boy- Make Girls Love Only 1 Boy Sincerely God- U Want Single R Double Road 2 Usa?...

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The Light Of F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p Is Like The Light Of P.h.o.s.p.h.o.r.u.s Seen Plainest When All Around Is D.a.r.k ....

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Do U Knw..?in 1935 Usa Govt Killed A Man On 1st Sat. Of Aug,n Next Day His Bst Frnd Committed Suicide In His Memory.so Usa Govt Decided N Declared 1st Sunday Of...

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An Important Element Of Friendship Is Communication, And That's The Reason Why My Fingers Are Still Pressing The Keys On My Phone. Because I Don't Want To Cut T...

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Mr.bean's Dad Came Frm Usa.. Dad: Whr S Mommy?.. Mr.bean: Mom Died 6 Mnths Befr... Dad: Y Didn't U Infrm Me?? . . . Mr.bean: To Giv U A Surprise...!!!...

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Indian Prime Minister: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year! Us President: Wow! How Many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 Obc, 5 Sc, 8 St, 3 Handicapped, 2 S...

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The Greatest Love In The Most The Us To Be On The Most Delicate Rose You Action Was The Best One I Write I World Seventy

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I Was Asked About Newton's Law And I Said I Don't Know. I Was Questioned On The Current President Of Usa And I Wasn't Sure If It Is Clinton Or Bush. But When I ...

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We Know For Whom, We Are Praying But , We Never Know The Person, Who Is Praying For Us! May Happiness Be Your Forever!

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Do U Want To Go To Usa Here?s A Chance For U Mr Obama Iz Waiting For U To Be In White House Get Ready Because He?s In Search Of A Dog For His Daughter!...

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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God's Grace Is Suffiecient To Us When We Are Weak And In Troubles. God's Love Is Suffiecient To Us When We Feel Lonely.

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The Latest Study From The United States: Men Are Smarter Than Women. Because There Where Men Think, Have Woman A Hole.

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Open Up The Barn Door Kick Out The Hay, We Are The Chicks From The Usa. Turn On The Radio What Do You Hear Elvis Presley Doing A Cheer .f I G H T. Fight Fight...

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In Usa,every Year,thomas Alva Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Cutting Current For 2min.. But Here Due To Over Respect, V Celebrate It For 6-8hours...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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An Important Element Of Friendship Is Communication, And That's The Reason Why My Fingers Are Still Pressing The Keys On My Phone. Because I Don't Want To Cut T...

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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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Rajnikant Went For Morning Walk.... And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him... Why?? . . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz, He Reached Usa Widout Visa...!!!...

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Latest Study From The Usa: The Poor People Have S*x, Hold Her Cell Phone In His Right Hand When They Read Their Text Messages.

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Mornings Are Reminds That God Loves Us We Are Not Just Given Another Day To Enjoy Bur Also Given Another Chance To Correct The Wrongs Of Yeserday.....

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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Imp Element Of Frenship Is Comunicatn, Tats Reasn Y My Fingrs R Stil Presng Keys On My Phone. I Dont Want 2 Cut Line Tat Conects Us...

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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