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If I Wasnt So Cool, You Bein Soo Hot Would Make Me Sweat..

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When I'm Older, I'll Look Back At All Of My Crowning Memories, And Think Of The Day My Children Were Born, The Day I Got Married, And The Day That I Met You.

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I Really Wanna Do It W/ You, Get Hot, Sweaty, And Listen To You Breathe Hard. So, Wanna Go Running?

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Yrs Ago..death Hasnt Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Without Using The Jump Button Rajnikant Doesnt Pay At...

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Why Do Girls Eat Chocolates After A Break Up? The Sweetness Of Chocolates Makes Them Forget The Bitterness Of The Break Up. Why Do Guys Drink After Break Up? Th...

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Never Paly On Someone Who Showed You What Love Means, Bcoz Only When Its Too Late That You'll Realize You've Lost Something You Would Never Ever Have Again...=...

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Its Hard Ot Fail But It Is Worse Never To Have Tried To Succeed :)

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Boy: Hey Can I Put Ur Picture As My Background. Girl: Why Boy: Cuz Wenever I Look At Your Face A Smile Appears On Mine.

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If A Person Win's Without Any Trouble, That Is Just A Victory. But If One Wins With Lots Of Troubles That Is History Enjoy.........troubles////..........

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Help, Somethings Wrong With My Eyes - I Just Can't Take Them Off You.

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No, Seriously, I Thought You Were A Man The Whole Time We Were Dating

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If I Told You That You Had A Nice Body Would You Hold It Against Me......

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Do You Know Karate? Cos D**n It Honey, Your Body Is Really Kickin.

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A Lost Thing Could I A Lost Thing Could I Never Find, Nor A Broken Thing Mend And I Fear I Shall Be All Alone When I Get Towards The End....

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My Friend Ask Me What Up?? And I Reply Nothing Up ... !!!!??? I Said Unless U Turn Me On....

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What Time Do You Have To Be Back In Heaven?

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Honey, I'm New In This Town - Dya Think I Could Have Directions To Your House.

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Wat It Do ? Ballen ! Lowrider

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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Did You Hear About What Happened At The Laundromat Last Night? Three Clothes-pins Held Up Two Shirts!

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Hi. I'm An Astronaut, And My Next Mission Is To Explore Uranus.

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The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven't Told Me Is Your Name.

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Boy: Are You A Cliff? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I Just Can't Help Fall From You.

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I Wake Up In Your Arms A Different Day See The Sun In Your Eyes You Have To Stay Its So Easy...easy Like A Sunday Everytime Youre Away Its Killing Me Every...

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Why Don't You Come Over Here, Sit On My Lap And We'll Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up?

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Ur Words Are Not My Distrurbance.. .but , The Disturbance Is Ur Silence.. So Dont Disturb Me.......

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You Must Be Jamaican, Because Jamaican Me Crazy.

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My Friend Ask Me What Up?? And I Reply Nothing Up ... !!!!??? I Said Unless U Turn Me On....

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He Used 2 B S0 Swit N Everything Simd So Nice Wen Were 2gether.. But Suddnly Everything Changed.. Now, Do I Miss Him? No. I Mis Who I Thought He Was.....

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When You Feel Lonely, Cheer Up! Just Go To The Mirror And Say S**t! I'm Really So Cute! You'll Overcome Your Sadness. But Don't Make It A Habit Cause Liars Go T...

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Sometimes Wen I Cry No 1 C My Tears, Wen I M Woried No 1 C My Pain, Wen I M Happy No 1 C My Smile But When,i Am Roaming Wid Sum Guls Every One Sees...............

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There Are Two Reasons Why I Wake Up In The Morning: My Alarm Clock And You.

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I Just Broke Up With Someone And The Last Thing She Said To Me Was 'youll Never Find Anyone Like Me Again!' Im Thinking, 'i Should Hope Not.if I Dont Want Y...

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Do You Work For Ups / Parcelforce? I Could Have Sworn I Saw You Checking Out My Package.

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Do U Know How To Entertain Foolish/stupid Peoples * Press Down * * Press Up

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Why Did The Little Boy Put Lipstick On His Head? He Wanted To Make Up His Mind!

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Roses Are Black, Violets Are Red, What Is It Going To Take, To Get You Into Bed?

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Hi, Will You Help Me Find My Lost Puppy? I Think He Went Into This Cheap Hotel Room Across The Street.

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You Are A 9.999. Well, You'd Be A Perfect 10 If You Were With Me.

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Boy: You're So Beautiful Even Though You're In Side View, Front View Or Back View. But Do You Know What's Your Beautiful View? Girl: What? Boy: I Love You. *...

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